/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #11212

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>Reports suggest Russian military is losing control of Kherson
>RU MoD: 1st phase of military operation in Ukraine was mostly complete, focus will be on "liberating" eastern Ukraine's Donbass region
>RU losses by RU MoD: 1 351 irretrievable, 3 825 wounded
>RU army has some progress in Mariupol
>Azerbaijan active in Nagorno-Karabakh as Russia is busy
>Multiple EU countries won't pay Russia in roubles after RU demands for "unfriendly" countries to settle oil and gas bills in roubles
>At Berdyansk - RU landing ships Orsk destroyed (50 dead by RU sources), Saratov sunk, 2 more damaged
>ISW: "Russian forces continue to go over to the defensive, conducting restricted and localized ground attacks that make little progress
>Russia is likely struggling to obtain fresh combat power from Syria and elsewhere rapidly."
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>Sergei Shoigu not seen in public in 2 weeks, Peskov claims Shoigu is just busy
>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides

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i will never forgive you Macedonians for knocking out Italy.

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Godspeed Ukrainian bros

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Just another 133 equipment losses before the Russian army completely collapses.

11k threads ends the bolschevik

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Putinskaya sisters what happened? Why did we surrender at Kyiv?

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Let it be duly noted if this thread survives it should be #1122, I made a mistake I am drunk

NEXT UP IS FRESH BOYPUSSY

GATHER AROUND

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PSA: Ignore or filter shills.

inb4 reverse psychology reply.

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>Columns broken, the lost lives are unspoken
>I've even forgotten my VPN
>I don't know the tactics or what is logistics
>I'm standing here holding my cope

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Doing Yahweh's work

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Its okay, thread number matches current dead total Russian losses so far.

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If you are still here, this is a minimal userscript for blocking posts by poster ID.

pastebin.com/bVnNBAgv

And I've seen people use uBlock Origin or whatever it's called to block posts from meme flags and certain countries.

>soldiers who get struck by a Javelin while inside a tank tend to all survive

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Thanks bro.

Love this guy

Fuck I'm sure they're going to end the war now. I want it to accelerate, not end like that. It fucking sucks. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS FUCK.

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>I feel like Russia fucked up too big for that shit to fly fuck 'em
If you ask me personally, that is unironically the best outcome for Ukraine which I would accept even before the war.
Ukraine is into EU(has all the benefits), but not into NATO(mutts cant build military bases there), meanwhile Ukraine has same visa restrictions to Russians like EU, but Ukranians can travel and work in EU like a EU member.
>Prob gonna be hard to make new friends from Russia (not that i could anyway), and i have cut ties with some of my relatives from Ru, but otherwise don't seem like it'll change much.

I meant more in terms like being "friendly" like for example in playing video game, Russians/Ukranians/Kazakhs always talk to themselves or online in general, or watching eachother TV shows and having meme-shows like survivor which is with contestants from all countries and broadcasted everywhere.
Yeah, I guess like that other user said, the guy that told me this was from Kiev. He told me speaking Ukranian and you would be bullied if you spoke Ukranian there instead of Russian in school etc... and in corporate jobs you would be considered a joke or maybe even fired.

>Australia might as well be England with better climate
stopped reading right there holy shit

Is Blade dead yet?

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Let's go nukes

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that one didn't have a cope cage

>just accept the boot
>just eat the bugs bro

so rushills are now for one world globohomo?

He was living at some streamsniper single mother roastie house before they got evicted a couple of months ago, now they live in a RV.

>turret flying 30m into the air like a movie
CGI

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Good evening fellow glowniggertards. Show me your latest grassroots banan memes my friends. Slava Ukraina!

What do you think it means?

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Russians are going to have to eat bug burgers with what the Ruble will be worth

They're more interested in seeing chaos than banning a single troll. It's more entertaining. Toppest kek, etc.

Every time I see the Slovakian flag I always think it’s the Russian one for a moment

I reported him tons of times yesterday (or the day before) and didn't get any warning.

Lasted longer than the VDV

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> be fetus
> be born in russia
> 2004
> grow up playing minecraft
> play some dota and csgo
> comfy puberty
> 2022 you are 18
> conscripted into military
> sent to exercise
> soon back to minecraft and csgo
> sent into ukraine
> get stuck in mud with 1960s shit
> what am i doing, where wood to craft shed?
> blown into pieces by holol artillery
> never play minecraft again

sad for those kids, rip fellow griefers

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Don't stress it.
>Based baker.

why the fuck are they naked in winter.

Ukraine needs to understand that the wests goodwill can turn rapidly if they start behaving like barbarians in the open

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What's the situation like in mariupol?

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They never stood a chance in PVP server

ALL PART OF THE PLAN BROS RUSSIA STRONK

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lol

>rip fellow griefers
remember "antigriefers show" when young russian start to "bliiiiaddd"

Every time I see a Swedish flag I know for sure it’s a fucking faggot

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Agreed. Fuck ending the war. I'm not living another fucking decade with these mongrels as my neighbors. It's enough fucking tiptoeing around fucking russia, especially when their "military might" myth is fucking dead and rotten just like their troops.
>B-b-but muh nukes
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Nuclear annihilation is preferable alternative to being part of fucking r*ssostan, or even having them as neighbors any longer.
We either annihilate russia, or this entire wretched world will be cleansed by atom. Either way it's a win/win.

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checked

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Russia fags, genuine question, what makes you think you won't get wiped out in Donbass as well? We all know your demographic allegiance claims are bogus and Donbass residents want Putin to fuck off just as much as the rest of Ukraine does. So what makes you believe you won't get minced trying to hold Donetsk and Luhansk? What's to stop Ukies from taking Crimea?

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I want it to look like:
>Dead muslims;
>Dead mongols;
>Dead Givi clonings.
And Heil Victory!

Figure it out you're poor.

t.me/antiitforce/7885

is this a war crime?

>snownigger rapist childmurderers can't possibly handle spring weather!
you're right, gotta piss on them to warm them up

I hate commie scum so much, you won't believe.

>(Reuters) - Russia has reframed its war goals in Ukraine in a way that may make it easier for President Vladimir Putin to claim a face-saving victory despite a woeful campaign in which his army has suffered humiliating setbacks, military analysts say.
twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1507458458441981963

I hate being bearer of bolschevik tricolor

Takes too powerful for you?
On the other note imagine finding out there he lives going to his house and breaking in.
Grabbing him by the head just as he tried to post his retarded take and slamming it into the keyboard
Repeating it time after time until there are no more keycaps on the keyboard and no front teeth in his mouth
Throwing him on the floor and breaking his ribs stepping on his fingers breaking his arms just like in that webm
And when he crying and pissing himself still trying to mumble russia strong while spitting blood just take a quick run up and smash him into his stupid chugger face with a steel toe cap

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Which step of the plan is this?

Figure it out dude, figure it out.

uh oh, stinky!

Ukraine has no history because it’s a made up country.

What war-crime? They are just tanning. Leave them comfy.

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Fucking hell anyone else remember this?

2001: victory declared
2002: victory declared
2005: victory declared
2008: victory declared
2012: victory declared
2015: victory declared
2016: victory declared
2019: victory declared
2020: victory declared
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2021: defeat

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Go fuck yourself, Mountain Jew. It’s time to cull your fucking banks, parasite

Step 1 in Plan Banan
Step 2 is ????
Step 3 is Profit!

He wont have a face when tractors get to the Red square

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Are ANNA news the only Syrians in Ukraine?

Kek

>Russia fags, genuine question, what makes you think you won't get wiped out in Donbass as well?
They've dug in for the last two weeks, and still have plenty of Donbass meat to put through the grinder. It may be the easiest for Russia to defend, and certainly a coup for their domestic image politics. "Yes," they burble, "Yes, we are helping these our ethnic Russian brothers up on their feet, yes, this was the point of this war, let us all join hands and bring our new friends into harmony with the glories of Russia."

its called the russian turret lollipop

Very poetic

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It's really hard to see what point he's getting at... I don't know what the fuck a noosphere is but after 30seconds looking it up it seems to be a le intellectual commie non-word. Ah well, guess its time to reclaim the British Empire and start a space program

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You won’t do shit aside from sucking arab dick, bög

real new threat #1122 is

New ISW maps just dropped.
twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1507459366634500100
>Today's control of terrain maps from @TheStudyofWar & @criticalthreats. We increased Ukrainian counteroffensives in Irpin and Luk'yanivka based off new data; these changes occurred before March 25, but we have only just acquired sufficient evidence and clarity to report them.

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Autoloader carousel placed directly below the turret so that a hit to the carousel propels it into the sky like a fucking moon rocket.

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