/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1120

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>Reports suggest Russian military is losing control of Kherson
>RU MoD: 1st phase of military operation in Ukraine was mostly complete, focus will be on "liberating" eastern Ukraine's Donbass region
>RU losses by RU MoD: 1 351 irretrievable, 3 825 wounded
>RU army has some progress in Mariupol
>Azerbaijan active in Nagorno-Karabakh as Russia is busy
>Multiple EU countries won't pay Russia in roubles after RU demands for "unfriendly" countries to settle oil and gas bills in roubles
>At Berdyansk - RU landing ships Orsk destroyed (50 dead by RU sources), Saratov sunk, 2 more damaged
>ISW: "Russian forces continue to go over to the defensive, conducting restricted and localized ground attacks that make little progress
>Russia is likely struggling to obtain fresh combat power from Syria and elsewhere rapidly."
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>Sergei Shoigu not seen in public in 2 weeks, Peskov claims Shoigu is just busy
>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
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mein monke, steinerkovs attack...

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In 2014 CIA managed to coup democratically elected president (Yanukovich) who had not been a Putin’s puppet from early 00s along with his political party that wasn’t backed by Putin
Putin didn’t poison his opponent
And when Pugachev claims it he lies
youtu.be/UttgyZCppyA
CIA soon after installs nazi regime with the goal of terror against russian speaking population
Putin as a savior of the white race saves Crimea outsmarting CIA by simply claiming it’s not them
In the meantime Soros backed nazi battalions start to conduct etnic cleanings in Donbass
After sanctions are put in place Putin (last bastion of white race and nuclear family) understands that it is his role to destroy the dollar as a world currency. He starts prepping.
Cope cage blueprints being developed and local manufacturing gains momentum
Meanwhile evil CIA understand that they cant win against Putin so they develop a plan B
Bioweapons that target Slavic genome are produced left and right in dozens of Ukrainian biolabs
Putin has had enough. In a swift strike (1 hour 22 minutes) biolabs are destroyed by supersonic missiles. Ukrainian military as well
Special military operation gains force and Russian troops proudly march on Kyiv to overthrow CIA backed puppet jew regime of gay nazi drug addicts who alongside their master jew Zelensky flee to Poland (high quality photo evidence of Polish electric socket will be provided)
Without instructions from CIA disorganised Ukrainian troops don’t understand what they can even do (Russia has Tigers) so they start shelling their own cities and execute each other in the streets (Volkstrum)Realising nazi regime will fall soon public lynchings of tied up minorities swoop the country.
This very moment Russia advances. Using the equipment that is easier to utilise than maintain they deal crushing blows on all fronts.
A month later dusts settles. With striking KDR of 1:27 the only functional unit of Ukrainian army is a lone unmanned Bayractar.

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your predictions on the outcome of the war?
pic rel is my personal prediction from a few threads ago.

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/cvg/ comrades, is this the designated ( iDrama / Valent Projects / Breadtube / globohomo ) thread?
Are we taking our sixth gazillionth super McDonalds kawasaki booster shot from Pfizer before or after the Cope of Kiev nukes Moscow into oblivion?
Gotta be fully boosted for such special operations, comrades.

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PSA: DO NOT REPLY TO SHILLS

They get paid for interactions

Ignore the discount social psychology training

It is designed to bait you

If they are spamming then just report them

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With Steinerkov's attack we'll retake Kherson and capture Mariupol. Just two more weeks. All according to plan.

>We never intended to take Kiev
>We never intended to win
>We never intended to become an American territory

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Reminder that this thread is /cvg/ 2.0 aka /cvg/ reloaded. The same vaxxnigger discord trannies who used to shill in these threads for a gay meme flu, immediately canceled their general and created this one to shill for the Ghost of Kiev and whatever retarded globohomo propaganda you can imagine regarding this war. These people are unironically bunkerchan discord trannies getting paid by Globohomo to kvetch in this board, never forget that.

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When the fuck do we get to detain Russians on our soil? What's the fucking wait? I want them locked the fuck in.

>WE NEVER WANTED KYIV ANYWAY
AHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAAAHHAHHHHAHHAHA

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>W-we didn't want to take all of Ukraine just "liberate" Donbas
Sorry? What? Something you pretty much already had except without destroying your economy and your future?

>Ahhhhh Comrade Putinsky save meeeee!

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>seetheposting
My favorite kind of posting, ese

>mutt having a mental breakdown
lmao rofl

>retarded krautposting

w-where the banan?

Russia got btfo when they tried taking places like Kyiv and Kharkiv, so now they've gone to plan B and actually only trying to take full control of the Donbas? What happened to "Denazifying the whole country"? Pathetic

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W-we never w-wanted Kiev, b-baka! Hmph!

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Sauce for kiev goal?

He's coping so hard it's hilarious.

BOT STATUS: OVERLOADED

Lmaooo
reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-first-phase-ukraine-operation-mostly-complete-focus-now-donbass-2022-03-25/?utm_source=reddit.com

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>RU MoD: 1st phase of military operation in Ukraine was mostly complete, focus will be on "liberating" eastern Ukraine's Donbass region

Does this mean that they are stalled?

Any news on Chinese military support for Russia?

This is how hohols are taught to "fight" according to their own field manual.

Women and children are kept as meat shields on the lower floors of buildings, to protect the cowards above.

In the end, it won't save them.

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le russian classic

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>memeflag

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We will see russians in gulags in our lifetime

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No BANAN in Kyiv?

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>PSA: DO NOT REPLY TO SHILLS
FUCKING THIS x10000000

In your asshole
lmao I legit kek'd

Your mom
LOL

They backed down, Cope of Kiev was too hard of an enemy

>leaf

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Retake Ostpreußen, Hans. Apparently even the Bundeswehr could kick the shit out of the Ruskies.

That's Baki, yes?

Poopin bros, what about saving the white race and installing Eurasian pro-jewish rapedhomo? This can't be happening.

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did he survive?

We are at war with Russia, declaration is but a formality. Russians HAVE TO be detained, including old, including children. We can't risk our national security just to be the good neighbor.

Bros, if youre from there, prepare yourself.

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fresh /chug/tard cope has just dropped

apparently securing donbass was the only objective from the very start

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>TRUST THE PLAN WE DON'T NEED KHERSON, KYIV, ODESSA ETC ETC. Z PREDICTED THIS!!!!!!!!!!

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>who had not been a Putin’s puppet from early 00s along with his political party that wasn’t backed by Putin
Then why did he sign the treaty bringing Ukraine closer to Russia? And why did the majority of the Ukrainian Rada support his removal?

Are Russians using conscripts for propaganda now too?

Send in Ze reinforcements!

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the classic jew
>they're using human shields!!!!!!!!!!!
argument. just classic, so classic you don't even need to change anything.

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risible level of propaganda Sergei
just absolutely pathetic desu
pic related is how VDV are taught to "drop" according to the monke man - in the end, it wont save them

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Friendly reminder:
This guy literally and unironically hides in his basement while his country is being invaded by a foreign military, and instead of choosing to fight (like any man would do), he copeposts in a glownigger thread on a basket weaving forum, larping as a tough Nazi and at the same time receiving shekels in his bank account.
Just take a moment to process that, lads.

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Ive eaten it.

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based VDV being sacrificed in Kiev as distraction so LDPR can stay in Donbass they had since 2014

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Do you think this will end in some promise of neutrality?

>Thinks the military needs to print illustrative papers to know which floor to be in.

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Wait, so the ammonia leak caused by Russian shelling is a false flag now?

Kengan omega, first part is Asura its pretty good

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Much better when you filter that faggots ID

Based, vatniggers who for some curious reason refuse to live pidorasha belong in internment camps

Post nudes

Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil Detain all Russians on EU soil

>Do you think this will end in some promise of neutrality?
No.

The fact that they fucking landed VDV troops there on day 1 and tried to encircle it?

>mutt breakdown posting
I kek'd again

>basement copeposting

It will end with a massive victory of the Cope of Kiev

>gypsieposting
Wew

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Does this mean they will recall the units from the other fronts?

Better yet, do not reply. Why are you replying?

stop gayposting please

A C C O R D I N G T O P L A N

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live in*
fucking rus niggers

I NEED ANOTHER ONE

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>First phase of the war 'over'
>Focusing of 'liberating' Donbass
>Not retreating because we cannot capture the rest of the country or resist counteroffensives we promise

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I'm sure he's okay

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two more weeks

Whacha doin Tovarich?

for the russians.

Russia will use chemical weapons as they retreat.
Cap this.

No one wants to save a bunch of retarded, simpcel, commie trash honkeys. We just cum in the women and ditch them like the used to they are. White women are literal cum wipes.

i think that
>Ukraine is prevented from joining NATO, recognizes Crimea as Russian, and does some lip service to the Russian demands for demilitarization and denazification, eg by getting rid of its balistic missiles and formally detaching Azov from the UA military or something
but
>Ukraine gets to join EU, gets Donback back, secures binding international guarantees eg by US, and as a whole remains an independent and sovereign nation free from further Russian influence and incursions
i think that this is a pretty realistic scenario that would enable both sides to save face

this false flag calling out false flags meta has gone a bit too far

>designated shill thread #1120

This x10000000000000000
Repeat it 100 times again lol

>mountain jewposting
I loloed

Will you tell us WHY you aren't fighting?
Are you not a man?
Is this what you do when you're getting invaded?
Stay in a basement and copepost on /cvg/ with the rest of the discord trannies?

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No consensus in negotiations

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Imagine kreml's sadface when they find out neither the sanctiosn nor the hundreds of military support are going away.

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NO BANAN FOR YOU

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Most likely gone.

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You should derussify Donbass. Don't give up your soil to Russians.

he's being sarcastic.

schizo

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>Ukrainian field manual in r*ssian language

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yeah seems like it.

>provocation
they love this word so much

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You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot!

>blogposting
The fuck is wrong with you gook?

That's right, the banan is reserved by your asshole
LMAO ROFL

>cringeposting

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Stop feeding the snake you retards. He lives off of the (You)s. If you ignore him, he will eventually go away. Happens ever single time. Eventually people stop giving him the (You)s he needs to feed himself, and then he fucks off and is replaced by another /chug/galo who farms (You)s using a different tactic until the teat is dried up, etc. etc. Evey single time.

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but they only want donbass, surely we can't sanction them for donbass just look at that juicy resource rich piece of land, you can't fault anyone for wanting to take it.

>all i posted was confirming that yes, on a technical and legal level it also constitutes a war crime
>Yeah that doesn't fucking matter any more
>LOLLL ASSSB URRGER
A cogent reminder to break in teeth at the first sign of Fifth Column sympathies

Russians already derusified it by taking the women and kids to Russia and using the men for thralls.

Ukrainians already had "territorial guarantees" from Russians for decades. They'd be beyond retarded to let up now for promises like that. Ukrops should drive Ruskies into the Black Sea and back into Russia.

>tfw the sandnigger enters the bunckerchan chambers
ALLAHU SNACKBAR

>reddir spacing
Wew

Nigger what?
Gib tldr

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Lol. Lmao

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Sanctions are permanent. If Russia wants them gone, they should prepare to demilitarize, including nukes.

Based. Keep up the good work.

Absolute madman.

Thread is unironically full of newfags, they won't understand

>they only want donbass

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>whateverposting

>derussify Donbass
Its already is. They all will be dead when war ends.

russtrannies...our tanks don't feel so good

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>Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded

I-Its o-over...

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Don't reply to the bot.
Filter and ignore.

get help, now

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With this announcement, RF has implicitally acknowledged Ukranian advances in Kiev, and tacitly acknowledged advances in Kherson. And yet both of these things have been called "twitter victories" without a basis in reality for the past two days.

Thoughts?

They can't even fucking take Avdivka lmfao

/cvg/ comrades, when are we switching back to the Covid narrative? We already have established that we're winning hard in this war against Putin's inferior forces. Shall we finally leave our basements victoriously and take our sixth gazillionth super kawasaki McDonalds booster shot from Pfizer and lick Globohomo's boot some more?

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Thanks for the (You), loser.

doesn't help them lmao

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Replace the guy in right staying with his back with monke.

So the cauldrons never formed, bros? And I trusted the plan, I even waited 2 weeks

>Don't reply to the bot.
>Filter and ignore.
Kek major /cvg/ flashbacks here, comrade

>muttposting

Thanks for the (you), nigger

You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot!

>tfw

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>source my ass
>can't spell losses

>recognizes Crimea as Russian
Not going to happen, Crimea was intentionally annexed in a way that makes it impossible to concede loss legally, and even then population would not agree to cede any land.

...

thank you for your continuous effort of bumping this thread even though you don't have to

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WE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, IF YOU WOULD LET US MAKE HONEY IN PEACE

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>doesn't get Donbass either

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Doesn't matter. Russia will eventually win, but they are still the losers in the conflict.

>peacekeeping
>when you’re already in a war
I thought the point of a peacekeepers is that you don’t want to shoot on them and start a war.

Z said that it's all planned.

Just like I don't believe Russia has Mariopol I don't presume Ukraine has the west of Kiev or Harkov.
They're fighting, but it's not a done deal.

I think that's just Ukraine using Russian own narrative against them. Territorial integrity is the the main one.

Russians lies. Shills lie. Then in 2 days they gaslight you that they never said that. It doesn't mean anything to them.

>No support in the ground
Oh the support is in the ground alright.

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>fagposting

You're welcome glowniggerbro
Glad you're happy to see me wink wink

>unironically basement-dwelling copeposting

>memeflag niggerposting

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>tranny
>discord bunkerfaggot
>russian shill
>avatarfagging

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Thank you, I will trust in Z then!

Russkies are collectively lobotomized from vodka and cannot discern reality anymore. I trust that Ukraine will not make any concessions. They should invade Crimea instead.

Why is the Botox Goblin of Kremlin reeeing about the cancellation of russian composers? They literally have not a single, I repeat, not a single composer on the level of the Germanic and Franch masters. Liszt and Chopin too. For all I care, they should have been cancelled long ago for having made the musical equivalent of the 2022 invasion.

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vatniks have also been saying that they wiped out ukrainian military on day one and that any reports of ukrainians fighting back is a twitter bubble wishful thinking
who cares what do these delusional coping retards think

Surely you agree that any sort of negotiated peace agreement has to throw atleast some bone to the russians in order to enable the to save face, otherwise theyd just fight to the bitter end, no?
i feel that crimea being recognized as russian is the one thing they wouldnt give up no matter what

Are we counting the civilians?

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I love this. Russia can't even take the capital of Ukraine.

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Didn't see this guy in years.

i certainly wouldn't say that Ukraine has the west of Kiev, but that they've made advances is materially demonstrable and now essentially confirmed by Russia itself. Ukraine has had Kharkov the entire war, though of course it remains under siege.

Mariupol even if there is technically still a few square miles of land actively occupied by Azov has fallen for all intents and purposes.

You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot! You're faggot!

>bunckerchan greentext posting

>blogposting
Whatever happened to the Pole aspie that used to shill for Biden all over Any Forums and then bragged about it in /cvg/
Kek that nigga was seriously autistic
Kinda miss that little cringelord

>blogposting
Holy shit that gook is on fire today

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heh

cuz am VEH DEH VEH
droppin' in the night
VEH DEH VEH
we completely missed the fight
VEH DEH VEH
got my azov sea overdose
VEH DEH VEH
now our balls will froze

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Dovrak---
>was a Czech
Shit

>still replying to the memeflag
post monke

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They LITERALLY tried to bumrush Kyiv, and failed.

Why can't vatniks be normal people?

So what if I am? Rope yourself.

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they're huffing some ridiculous amounts of copium
how bipolar does one need to be to think that not surrounding a city is part of the plan

Well, the snekposter has successfully fucked up this thread and drowned out all meaningful or interesting conversation with a torrent of spam, just like he intended to. Good job falling for his tricks you retarded faggots.

Isn't harkov the one city the Russian took?
Or was that Harkiev?

Too high on copium.

>still butthurt about the memeflag
Such is life swampnigger bro

>whateverposting

The Study of Cope.

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COPE STREAM 2 OPERATING AT FULL CAPACITY

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take a guess

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Well, you are kind of being cynical about it. I like Russian waltz music, it's nice. A bit retarded to cancel music and book authors.
youtube.com/watch?v=phBThlPTBEg

Put a VDV beret on him

>butthurt sandnigger
ALLAHU SNACKBAR
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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