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▶Latest >Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th >^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded >Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories >Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired >Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
Daily reminder that it was NEVER Putin's plan to take Kiev. He only ever wanted Donetsk and Luhansk. People saying he lost because he doesn't have Kiev are retarded.
Noah Ortiz
what's the latest cope in /uhg/ metaverse?
Henry Rivera
What is joe going to talk about tomorrow? He's currently in Warsaw
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?
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This is true tho. In the 6 surrender conditions from Putin, only Crimea, Donesk and Luhansk are supposed to be annexed, Russia couldn't care less about the rest of the country as long as it demilitarize
>New York Times propaganda. Can confirm Russia DOES have full control of Kherson.
Gabriel Bennett
eng.mil.ru/en/special_operation/news/more.htm?id=12414735@egNews So this is the speech the Russian generals just gave and they explain that the forces outside Kiev and other cities are there to fuck with Ukrainian military and to stop them from sending support to Donbass so that Russia can clear out Donbass. There is no intention to capture cities like Kiev, Kharkiv etc. All this retard shill talk about ZOMG UKRAINE CAPTURED THIS RANDOM TERRITORY OUTSIDE OF KIEV, PUTIN BTFO they do not understand the aims of the Russian military at all
It is time to man up, /chugsl/, it is not funny anymore. What Putler and Xi are doing are a threat to #Democracy and #Freedom. It is up to you to stand up for our democracy and fight tyranny!
This is no different then what Hitler did after WW1, just think of the 6 million that cried for help... we cannot allow this to happen again. Now what we have established the fact that Putler is Hitler, it is up to you to defend #Democracy and #Freedom just like the Avengers, please enroll in your nearest military facility. Think of the 6 million who died in WWII, this is worse than Brexit or 9/11.
What the heck bros? I'm starting to think that Ukrainians aren't the good guys.
Levi Ortiz
Assuming what putin said about the separatist regions is true, then even though they failed at Kiev they will end up with an eastern and western ukraine. isn't that the optimal solution for this? The russians won't have to worry about keeping a whole country and deplete their resources. The west won't have to worry about having to actually send troops and risk a civil war. The people of those regions will be happy to not be slaughtered 24/7 (assuming what russia says about them is true). inb4 cope. I'm just asking a question.
Unironically, I trust the US intelligence. Commie reaction to pic related was: Western hysteria over our annual military drills is laughable. There will be no "invasion". Troops will return to their bases.
And there are still retards on this board, who suck russian cock with utmost passion. Like Serbs, North Koreans, chinks and some tribes in Africa!
You will never be a real superpower. You have no force projection, you have no blue water navy, you have no economy. You are a regional power twisted by a nuclear arsenal into a crude mockery of imperial perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back nations mock you. Other permanent UNSC members are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your dilapidated military behind closed doors.
NATO would utterly destroy you. Tens of years of military evolution have allowed NATO to wipe out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even your "modern equipment" looks uncanny and unnatural to NATO. Your lack of PGMs is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to temporarily surpress enemy air defences, your soldiers will turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of their diseased, infected rations.
You will never be relevant. You wrench out a fake ICBM every single Victory Day and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll voluntarily disarm, put in an application to join the EU, and plunge into the first world. China will look at you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of being your ally. They’ll replace you with India on the UNSC, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know Russia as a regional power. Your Soviet armour will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a lower G20 economy.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Dear baker, I am hereby offering my services for the next 4 hours or so. I offer kots, and will only shill my OC (specifically the map with cities in the Ukraine that was founded under Russian empress Catherine the Great) in the non-OP posts.
Assad was also going to die 5 years ago if you throw enough shit at the wall some will stick
Isaiah Lee
Russia is actually retreating east and Kherson has been retaken. Also the standard "our losses are minor while hours are significant", "our cause is moral and yours is evil" and the uniquely Ukranian "we desecrate your fallen".
This is right. Putin only ever wanted Donetsk and Luhansk. Western media lied that he was trying to invade the whole country. He wasn't. There would be literally no point in capturing Kiev.
Ryder Williams
How can Kim be so cool? I honestly dont know a world leader that can come closer except maybe Putin
Maybe they predicted it because Minsk two expired on February 12th 2022? Maybe they knew because Putin is doing now EXACTLY what he was going to do in 2015 before Minsk 2 was signed?
Luke Ross
Yeah and siege of mariopol broken too, it's over for poutine
>we concluded the first phase of operations >here is what we are doing next how is this losing?
Jayden King
Yes? They took out Ukraine's air capacity after 48 hours, they dismantled Ukraine's navy, they've prevented Donbass from receiving regular supplies and they have just finally conquered Mariupol. What is supposed to have been a disaster here?
Brayden Sanders
I will stand by in any case as a back-up - I was somewhat alarmed when I yesterday, about 21 hours ago, saw the "second emergency bread" message in the OP. And I think that carefulness and skepticism is a very good thing (including towards me) given all the shilling and shenanigans and I don't know what.
And the Ukrainian military is primarily located where?
Jeremiah Lee
LOL you made this thread and got 1 reply and it was a sneedpasta Fuck off
Michael Roberts
To who? When and where? In the article it says Ukrainians in the town say the Russians are in fulk control This is literally fake news. Look at what they just published. Notice anything?
>Poland is in NATO and is pretty based. Being flooded with niggers as we speak >how many straight whites are you ready to sacrifice to secure 10 millions whites not to become homo Ukrainians can put down their weapons and give up tomorrow, that calculation is entirely on them >So Putin requested it and his request was declined. Actually the Soviet Union was disbanded on the promise from president Clinton that NATO would not expand a single mile eastwards They promptly broke that promise as soon as Russia was brought under American puppet control (Yeltsin)
I know croatians are dumb but pretending a 40% loss on landmass in a month with no chance of victory is a win for Ukraine is just retarded. Ukraine said they wouldnt give an inch and now the goalpost is on whether or not the russians annex up to the polish border or not.
>Yes and Mariupol isn't going to fall any time soon so basically no cities have fallen in a month. So the tactic here is to basically come in and lie now? CALL THESE FAGGOT FUCKS OUT. DO NOT GIVE THEM A SINGLE INCH OF WIGGLE ROOM. DEMAND SOURCES FOR EVERYTHING. DON'T LET THEM SLITHER OFF.
I was born in late '92 and I didn't see blacks until I graduated high school Now my home city is overwhelmed by them Mass immigration happens very fast
So, it's a funny story. There was an Ukrainian flag on the administration building's wall. Someone burned it two days ago. The mayor (still from the old regime) put the new one and posted to twitter. Today I saw Visegrad24 celebrating the taking of Kherson, Ukrainian fighters already managed to put the Ukrainian flag on the administration building's wall.
Wyatt Collins
This is peak shilling hours man, it's always like this at this time.
Dylan Richardson
Don't know, I only checked very late. See the archive 4plebs org pol thread 369096722 thread, "Emergency Bake Edition #2".
Nolan Young
>whether or not the russians annex up to the polish border or not. They should
Nathan Harris
Russia already took Mariupol yesterday. They're winning.
more like /chug/ is too fast, i saw once that there wer e 117 IPs
Liam Carter
BRM-BRRRRRRRMMMM
Kayden Foster
but muh youtube video saying russia is out of trucks...
Josiah Phillips
just waiting for respawn
Landon Morgan
U-UHM, F-FUEL SHORTAGES! J-JAVELINS! W-WOODEN JERRY RIGS! G-GHOST OF KEEV! S-SUNFLOWER SEEDS! R-RUSSIA IS K-KILL!
Ryder Hall
Apparently so, they're all in here sperging out, and they all have absolutely no idea what is happening on the ground in Ukraine.
Logan Edwards
Why no one is asking who is mister sri lanka poster? He's baking threads everyday for 10-12 hours straight, he is obviously paid by russian government. Who in their right mind would do fulltime job for free?
Yeah my wife and her mom are Ukrainians from Kharkov, and her dad is from Odessa, and they both dislike Ukraine and are supporting a Russian takeover of their hometowns.
The majority of the Ukrainian military is located where?
Hudson Gonzalez
it's a very autistic general to be honest, very unhealthy even by Any Forums standards mods should get involved eventually
Andrew Mitchell
What is this? One of those thingsof which Zelensky requested 500/day?
Jace Perry
How does /chug/ cope with the fact that Russian Officials finally showed a map and it matches all the maps released by western sources. Those Russian cope maps that showed half of Ukraine already occupied were pure copes lmao.
why are they struggling at all why are there russian tanks without infantry support why are they using unencrypted communication why did they allow all their gps equipment to stop functioning why are their tires rotten why have they not even attempted to take critical locations there is not 1(one) single thing they've done right
Hudson Martin
>6 million who died in WWII USSR alone buried 27 millions of sons and daughters, so now we are taking world back from kikes.
The Americans did the same in Al Kut during Iraqi Freedom, tied two Divisions of Iraqi there while they advanced toward Baghdad.
Jeremiah Cook
They trained the redditors, mercenaries, and Zelenskyjugend with AK shaped planks because they'd given away too many to the volksstorm. It didn't really matter, since the average cannon fodder trooper's been given 20 cartridges at most.
Lunch time in muttland, and dinner. We get a few hours of peace
Connor Jenkins
Well I spend the almost entire day lurking on Any Forums mostly Chug and the Russian government is paying me. The Russian protected my people in Syria, at the very least I can do this to help them online
>social media manipulation as your primary method of war
Jackson Watson
Big cope
David Bennett
>BIG ATTACK IN SAUDI ARABIA NEXT TO THEIR FORMULA 1 TRACK Odds are that was from Yemen Saudi Arabia is in an unwinnable war with the Ansarullah (Houthis) who are supported by Iran The Saudis don't have a standing army, and their Pakistani mercenaries are not going to throw their lives away in a ground invasion So all the Saudis do is use American pilot mercenaries to air strike civilian and military targets in Yemen, which does nothing but cause a humanitarian crisis, because they can't actually capture any territory within Yemen It's actually a whitepill for dissidents, the GAE doesn't have any true believers outside of the obese purple haired Reddit class so they will inevitably lose any real civil war
You there? I pass baker to you, I need to catch some ZZZZs. Thanks
Josiah Davis
I asked the Russian girl from St. Pidorsburg how she's doing, I'm paraphrasing:
>"We've ceased all contact with our relatives in Ukraine, they're extremely negatively disposed towards us, although we don't blame them for this." >"My father was planning on retiring in Ukraine, he owned real estate there but it seems like the Ukrainian government will confiscate all his property because he is a Russian citizen."
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with hohols? All the gorespamming, contacting relatives and spamming gore to them, spamming gore on restaurant google reviews, begging like a fucking bitch whore for NATO and the entire world to help you as much as possible, torture cats and prisoners of war, use your own civilians as meat shields, murder them if they try to flee, and then this?
Seriously fuck Ukrainians. They're swine like Kurds, ISIS, Americans and other scumbags like that.
