In this thread, we discuss why you are too much of a pussy to die for Zelensky.
WAR WIMPS
Jordan Nguyen
Bentley Russell
>why you are too much of a pussy to die for Zelensky
Not dying for Jews. Sorry
Colton Harris
There was a thread yesterday that didn't cover all the bases. (bad pun)
Donald Trump got a bone spur deferment. Would you pay a corrupt doctor for a bone spur statement?
Grayson Adams
Yes you will. When they come to your house and haul you out, all this, "Muh aspergers" ain't going to cut it. You will be in support peeling potatos.potatoes.
Rambo fled to Switzerland.
Carson Robinson
how about we discuss how you tongue my anus
Jose Baker
Picrel shit his pants. Ate unhealthy food for a month. The doctor at MEPS said it was the worst case he had ever seen.
Ryan Myers
How about using a more original insult? Stalin needed people, so he kidnapped families and said he'd kill them if the son didn't join his army.
You knitwits just think you can not answer your door. Uhh... doesn't work that way. You get a rifle butt to your face and told to get in the truck. When they tell you to get in the truck, you will get in the motherfucking truck.
Austin Cruz
No. I have my speech already made:
Dear officer,
You could most likely drag me out of here and ship me, against my will, on the front line. However, the moment you give me a loaded weapon, bullets will start flying. I will commit so many war crimes to "our" own side you will regret today for the rest of your life.
>inb4 muh martial court
I don't care about martial court, I'll make sure the Geneva convention has to be rewritten just to cover the crimes I'm willing to commit. I'll go to such brutal extents I'll redefine, by myself, the limits of human's imagination when it comes to cruelty.
History books will have pages and pages about the incident you're about to trigger today. Do you want to be remembered as the man who single-handedly caused the greatest tragedy in the history of Canadian armed forces?
Think wisely, sir. I have spoken, now my actions will do the rest.
Justin Allen
In researching this thread, I didn't know it is illegal to advise people on how to evade getting drafted.
Joseph Campbell
If women are equal to men, then there should be equal drafting. Right?
Also, what the fuck was that thread last night about "birthing person" vs. "women"? Some NYC health director made that distinction. This is like when WN'ists say, "White ladies" vs. "Asian females". You can say, "female" because it implies an animal. Like "female deer", but a "lady" is always a female human.
"Birthing person" WTF?
Carter Mitchell
No, no, no.
You'll be drafted and be support, just the same. They will have you digging a hole and re-filling it with an MP pointing a gun at you the whole time.
Daniel Thompson
Follow up..
This is so fucking naive. It is on the tier of "boating accident" like they are morons.
They raid your house, you can't say shit.
Donald Trump
Sylvester Stalone
Ted Nugent
Henry Clark
To be fair, I have a major knee injury. Like I can't stand up and stay still for longer than 20 minutes (no, I'm not fat: I've jumped from extremely high and had a bad landing).
I'm legit unfit for the army, lol
Dylan Reed
I’m already getting purged due to being a non vaxxy you think I give a fuck
Evan Smith
They drag you out of your house. That MP doesn't care about your gay little speech and the way the beaurocracy works, it will be like your drill sergeant will never know you said such a thing.
Samuel Carter
In a draft they will drop the stupid vax shit. Look at all those Ukrainians flooding into Poland. Now Poland doesn't care about unvaxxed people coming in. They are bring them to Canada, the strictest of them all. LOL, shut the country down because the truckers don't want a Vax, but Ukes don't need shit.
Brayden Williams
cuz fuck you, that's why
Luis Nguyen
I will fuck up your military from the inside if you do
William Rogers
No you won't, you will be charged with evasion. You will have to flee the US. There are consequences for you acting like a little bitch.
Julian Jones
>Not dying for Jews. Sorry
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Blake Turner
look, basically......it's not my problem
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH
Robert Ward
Still not adhering to the draft, if it's worth the loss of their unsuspecting men and the potential for an unfriendly saboteur in the ranks. Then they can surely try and force me, but it won't turn out well for anyone involved. You'd probably lose a lot of platoons and supplies because of my mistakes.