/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1263

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>Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg (3/24)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5cg7rg.mp4
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
Any
pastebin.com/rswj13Kc
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
t.me/infantmilitario/72227
t.me/intelslava/23489
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread #2
>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers get the drop on some guys
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

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Shills on suicide watch.

Best Gundam?

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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I'd like to extend my gratitude to the Ukrainian heroes fighting on the front lines. I really hope that the EU and NATO steps up their game and will send you even more weapons so you can continue your defiant stand against Putler. Remember, that you're fighting for all of us and for all of Europe!

Dating for the past two week has been the most excruciating experience for my soul, just yesterday, I went on a date with Ukrainian girl called Alena, I am at loss for words trying to tell you about how I felt when we were sitting on my couch and I was hugging her and stroking her as she was re-telling me all about the horrors that she had to go through with her her daughter in order to escape and how she had to leave her husband in Kyiv to fight the Putler orc army.

I really do hope that you will manage to stand defiant as long as possible, your heroic fight allows your women and daughters to leave for the safety! This is what real heroism looks like, you are giving your lives for your land and to protect the most vulnerable unlike the black hordes of some bearded "liberators". The only solace for my soul was her smile when we woke up today in the morning and the first thing she did when she got as close as possible in a spoon and started hugging my forearm, I felt like the pent up stress was leaving from her body after all these days, where she finally felt safe enough to unwind and realize, that the suffering for her is finally over.

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Yes

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Z!

files.catbox.moe/5cg7rg.mp4

Well /chug/, are sources a good source?

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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Have you heard of Gundon?

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BREAKING: Reuters, Associated Press, CNN, MSNBC, Guardian, Washington Post, New York Times, Wall Street Journal and the Financial Times just reported an EXCLUSIVE update about the war that Ukraine is winning and Putler is dying and the West is rising and a great champion for freedom just like in WW2 and everything is alright, nothing is going wrong.

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Could we refer to the frogposter leaf, mutt thread splitter, estonian garbage can, etc as the shill squad?

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My sources say sometimes

Z

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XI

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I beg of you, no more monke!

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lol, /uhg/ tier cope.

the fact you have to ask means you're retarded sandnigger

TallGeese

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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FUCKING RETARDS IT'S KYJEV, NOT KYIV, KIEV, KYJAV !!!! K-Y-J-E-V !!!!!!!!!!

thanks for bread kind baker
cunny/zunny status? still banned or jannies finally gtfo?

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AKHMAT

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IT'S GENUINELYOVER BROS, CHURCHILL PREDICTED PUTLER'S TACTICS!!!!

>The real fascists weren’t the fighters of the
AZOV Regiment, but the Russian leadership and the Russian military, who had the audacity to call the war in Ukraine a “special denazification operation”. The truth was told by Winston Churchill: the fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists. That's exactly how it happened.

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Baking next bread

The 08th MS Team is my personal favorite to this day.

>The US and the EU will create 'a new groundbreaking mission' to reduce dependence on Russian energy - Biden
JUST FUCK MY ENERGY SECTOR UP SENPAI

I was being ironic commiebro.

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embarassing, total blamage, russian pride after this war will be no more

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it's Kiev you tranny

based

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Probably, not sure who he was.

It’s their easiest out where, if asked, they can just say “it’s confidential”

My sources say Reuters always lies. They are sources deeply familiar with the matter. Experts, if you will.

It's a DPR soldier taking down a plaque of someone that killed in Donetsk. It's fitting, really.
Read the words on the wall, they're in russian.

ghost of kyijv, buhanka, monkey putin
Any meme that tries to mocks Russia and /chug/ we glorify it instead
I love this general and I love every chug that posts here

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My source says that your source is sometime source of the sources

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not yet

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for me it's 00
which also has the best russians

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the west can't produce enough gas themselves and they know it

I genuinely thought that hohols dismantled all their Pions in early 00s.

So...how is the Ukranian cake going to be divided? We know about Novaya Rossiya-Chan. But...what about western ukraine? If I was poland i'd be already in lwow, instead of being a fucking cuck for nato

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no

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[ Z ]

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Wait buhanka was at one point anti-Ruski?

>With regard to food shortages... it's gonna be real.

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Sila

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>369243011
>369243087
>369243201
Z!

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please boris... nuclear reactors... please...

Your 'allies' are planning to nuke your country to false flag Russia.
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

The US is walking Germany off the plank.

Considering those sources included a British shitposter from Any Forums posing as an American volunteer, no, definitely not.

Based WFDiF footage.

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it won't be divided only russian

Times when poland could intp space.

Always remember, ban evasion is not a real rule breaking!

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oh wow half my exes were Russian apparently.

>If I was poland i'd be already in lwow, instead of being a fucking cuck for nato
Why didn't Poland just agree to ally with Russia and split Ukraine between them? It seems like a good deal. Do EU rules prohibit them from stuff like that?

0080Chads rule the skies.

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>I was poland i'd be already in lwow,

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0079 Gundam is peak anime, it's what if Evangelion had good writing
HI-V Gundam is great, but my favorite one is RX-178 MK II Gundam.
Overall I prefer Zeonic designs and I consider Sazabi to be peak mobile suit.
War in the Pocket is best anime series ever made.
Stardust Memery is worst anime ever made.

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Threadly reminder that all Slavs are bros and that this brother-killing war is entirely useless unless it ends with some kikes getting physically removed.

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it has always been Kiev, tranny

GRIFFITH

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"haha look at how bad russian army is!!!!"

>rips the mask off of his face

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SIIIIIILLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
That ailing fuck just burnt down the entirety of their plausden.

Incoming Donbass kino

Wtf is the orange black stripe about anyway?

Based baran fuckers

im out of the loop on this one, what is with the pig fish being used so much? whats the meaning?

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>369243398
>Post Reuters

Burger bro I..

Yes, we believe

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The US should’ve switched to nuclear power decades ago, but some brainlet Russians turn off every possible failsafe on their reactor and suddenly its “unsafe”.

enjoying a wee drink, hope you all doing just as great, dear sirs

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How informed are Russian citizens regarding how many generals have died, how many thousands of troops died, how many vehicles captured etc??

sad, just don't let the swiss nigger bake, that faggot definitely was calling for jannies yesterday

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RUSSA BTFO!!11!1!!1!!

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Oh my fucking god Biden is in Poland and just gave a speech saying "and you're gonna see when you're there, some of you have already been there...".
Bro, does a stutter make you say the quiet part out loud now?
What the fuck are they planning and why is this man the face of it.
t.me/infantmilitario/72227

SILA!

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I wonder how it will end

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>War in the Pocket is best anime series ever made.

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What the fuck is even goin on there.

There's been more than 1350 Russian deaths via cookoff alone posted on social media..

Ribbon of St. George.

do you want to argue again about why you are wrong ? me not.

10 years too late

00 is just a modernization of Wing's Gundam Sentai team theory.
It was alright, appreciated all the references to the original

K-k-k-k-kino
Could someone rip it into a webm?
t.me/intelslava/23489

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The only dead general here is /uhg/

My sources, I.E. previous actions committed by Reuters, says that Reuters lies.

There is only one proper source.

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UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

Based slovaks dont take shit

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Lol so mad. Fine, even if it's just them canceling future plans, it still means sanctions are working

I'm not wrong, look at any map before this year it's Kiev

>cuts the ukrops getting deleted

lol

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Really? I thought he was fine as he baked before and helped with the split once...

LOOOOOOOOOL

I genuinely wish I was, Spider-man.

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KEK
E
K

/ugh/ glowniggers are seething

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Z == Zeta Gundam???
Fucking based as fuck, chooms!!

How can I support Russia or the Russian economy? I have $300 K investments I want to pull out of the banking system

This is unironically what the majority of Western media is at this point

yeah, I don't have the full version, could you share?

Soon. What do you think the "peacekeeping" mission is supposed to be about?

I’d trust /k/ for an objective source on cum taste and texture

rusbro, whats with the pig-fish?

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This looks too edgy, mind if I make a more accurate representation of /chug/?

What do you think of Turn A, I want to watch that

What happened to Mariupol? Didn't It fall?

>losing 4 wars in 3 years
you should thank NATO for bombing your dumb orc ass

I was banned for picrel, after he asked not to post cunny

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>it still means sanctions are working
You think that China, (the country that the US threw everything it had at in 2020 including the dilator) is now suddenly afraid of the US?

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Invest in monero

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No... no you don't. Not really. I can't describe to you how fucking rude and useless Australians are.
Mind=Blown
>ZZ Gundam?

it's almost completely taken they're just clearing buildings

We have actual direct evidence of Reuters knowingly posting untruthful material that one of us made up.

Move to Europe, buy the biggest gas-fired space heater you can find and point it at the sky.

I liked wing as well but the better mech designs, less schizophrenic plot and sweet sweet geopolitics make 00 an improvement in my eyes