/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1262

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>Russian MoD: 1,351 Russian soldiers killed, 3,825 wounded as of March 25th
>^ Estimates Ukrainian loses at 14,000 killed, 16,000 wounded
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye

▶Livestreams
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▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
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litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
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files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1648213996484.webm
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
reuters.com/business/energy/exclusive-chinas-sinopec-pauses-russia-projects-beijing-wary-sanctions-sources-2022-03-25/
youtube.com/watch?v=Qb5gsE6yymI
pastebin.com/rswj13Kc
newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/russia-and-china-unveil-a-pact-against-america-and-the-west
reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/exclusive-russia-china-agree-30-year-gas-deal-using-new-pipeline-source-2022-02-04/
nytimes.com/2022/02/26/business/china-russia-ukraine.html
bbc.com/news/world-asia-60257080
Any
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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▶Webms
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>Audio thread #2
>Former NATO head says Russia may nuke Poland
litter.catbox.moe/6tidbg.mp4

>Ukrainian soldiers get the drop on some guys
files.catbox.moe/l3h1gj.mp4

>Russian soldier gathered HumInt to destroy enemy column
litter.catbox.moe/w0fjqf.webm

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

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Shills: Mad.1111

Russia is losing

Hoping Russia takes control of all Ukraine one way or another

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thank you for doing the needful

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Maybe the real ghost of kiev was the friends we made on the way.

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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> "Today it is not controlled by anyone, one might say so. But measures are being taken. Because the path of logistical support runs through Makarov. The enemy is attacking. forward. But he does not succeed. That is, Makarov is almost a gray area - neither yours nor ours," Gruzevich said.
Steinerbros what happened? I thought Makarov was secure after the glorious counter offensive days ago?

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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I don't want Ukrops or Russians to die, I want shills and redditors to die.

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I love you Sri Lanka bro, get comfy

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what did you think they were making, medicine?

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Yo Ziggys. Why is Donbass only 40% conquered

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>I don't want Ukrops ... to die
KYS
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No, sorry.

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Already am :)

>Their smile and optimism: restored.

Fat

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STOP POSTING MONKEYS

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Gonna bake early to split the thread
Eat shit lol

Ahmad sila

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But Ukrops are shills and redditors

What do you think vaccines are?

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FORCED MEME
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get comfy about losing? lmao

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When not nuke Kyjev ?

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Dilate.

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Nope

Based Biden eating pizza while Pootin sucking on chink cock.

Absolute state of CCCP

Uuuuh chinkbros..? I thought we were strong enough to resist Chadmerican sanctions to help our best buddy Rossiya??
reuters.com/business/energy/exclusive-chinas-sinopec-pauses-russia-projects-beijing-wary-sanctions-sources-2022-03-25/

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>Kyjev
it's Kiev

*why

Can't find it on any map

hey Sri use this image that I made for the next thread

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Use this in a map someday or in some of your edits I guess

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Return to Monke

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Because they want to encircle Donbass forces instead of attacking them upfront.

Soon TM

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Day 376:
Ukraine has done a counteroffensive and has taken Warsaw.
Russia has 842 trillion dead troops

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I'd like to extend my gratitude to the Ukrainian heroes fighting on the front lines. I really hope that the EU and NATO steps up their game and will send you even more weapons so you can continue your defiant stand against Putler. Remember, that you're fighting for all of us and for all of Europe!

Dating for the past two week has been the most excruciating experience for my soul, just yesterday, I went on a date with Ukrainian girl called Alena, I cannot find words that are good enough to tell you about how I felt when we were sitting on my couch and I was hugging her as she was telling me all about the horrors that she had to go through with her her daughter and how she had to leave her husband in Kyiv to fight the Putler orc army.

I really do hope that you will manage to stand defiant as long as possible, your heroic fight allows your women and daughters to leave to the safety! This is what real heroism looks like, you are giving your lives for your land and to protect the most vulnerable unlike the black hordes of some bearded "liberators"

its KYJEV

bananan XD

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I love small tiddies
I hate that my gf is insecure about her small tiddies because of plastic empire of america
LOVE ALL SMALL TIDDIES
HUG SMALL TIDDIES GIRLS TO SHOW THEM THEY MATTER

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wow shills are on full force today.

It is monke, dumb fed.

hello! how's operation earnest voice going?

Putin keeps using the N word bros

Okay!

How do I join the VDV and get sweet prime russian women?

it's Kiev dumb nigger

Kijew

i'd let her small chest feel loved

Honestly so far it seems like tanks are performing very well, despite many detractors against the age of tank.
While aircraft, although still doing well, need to be very careful compared to previous times and struggle to be as aggressive as they once were till enemy air defence is severely incapacitated.

hug her and tell her you love her tiddies user

If only she knew how good her breasts really are...

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dilate

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Does anyone believe any of this shit?

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russiabros...

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uh Bidenbros, did we get too cocky?

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I think vaccines reduce symptoms of deceases. Quite useful if you don't want polio. But really, why would you want to make bioweapons in a tiny brick building in Copenhagen.

O no bros, what will Karamazov brothers do

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>the bite was taken by his stunt double

I love monke Putin

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just the usual mutt media

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How's based Kim doing?

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It's because Mariupol is being cleansed from azog filth right now.

@369240570
@369240596
Look at this shit, guys
Very fucking weird
10 seconds apart, not replying to one another, but completely different flags and posts are related
So, I think it can be established that these are either automated or coordinated, and shills can post without captcha/verification
Interesting.

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big human experiment that also is used to cripple society together with a crippling virus?

it is a word of great power that dazzles the minds of his enemies

I love you fren

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kek
did they really post this?

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That "report" come from some blue check mark and in reality, the Chinese stopped dollar denominated investments as is required by sanctions framework. They're legally required to suspend dollar denominated activities with sanctioned countries.
Yet somehow this gets translated into China is stabbing Russia in the back.

No no no, it is Kyjev, hard Y, not gay I

youtube.com/watch?v=Qb5gsE6yymI

Everyone at that table wants to beat the living shit out of that old faggot for making life difficult for their families.

I close my eyes and see this

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Kijów*

They should have gone through Tokarev.

Just updated latest md5 gore filters for 4chanX
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If you have the pass, you can use bots + no captcha

On February 5th 2022 China and Russia signed a five thousand word economic and strategic partnership that (In Wang Wenbin's words) is an "agreement of friendship that has no limits"


An agreement that stands as a "pledge to stand shoulder to shoulder against America and the West, ideologically as well as militarily." -Robert Daly, the director of the Kissinger Institute on China and the United States, at the Wilson Center, in Washington "

“I’ve never seen a joint statement from both leaders using this kind of language. They’ve joined forces” -Angela Stent, Russian senior policy analyst at the National Intelligence Council.

Putin described the broader strategic partnership with China as “unprecedented.” Xi Jinping said that their joint military strategy would have a “far-reaching influence on China, Russia, and the world.” and is intended to “oppose further enlargement of NATO and call on the North Atlantic Alliance to abandon its ideologized cold war approaches, to respect the sovereignty, security and interests of other countries.”

Here's an excerpt from the signed document: "Russia and China stand against attempts by external forces to undermine security and stability in their common adjacent regions, intend to counter interference by outside forces in the internal affairs of sovereign countries under any pretext, oppose colour revolutions, and will increase cooperation."

As stated in the communique, “Friendship between the two States has no limits.” and “There are no ‘forbidden’ areas of cooperation.”

newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/russia-and-china-unveil-a-pact-against-america-and-the-west

reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/exclusive-russia-china-agree-30-year-gas-deal-using-new-pipeline-source-2022-02-04/

nytimes.com/2022/02/26/business/china-russia-ukraine.html

bbc.com/news/world-asia-60257080

>Does anyone believe any of this shit?

it's called propaganda Ramzpaul, Ukraine are trying to win a war, not win a journalism prize

if lying helps them to win they should keep doing it

>A literal leaf chink coming out of the woodworks to spread disinfo
What's wrong? Scared of how badly you were exposed?

They buy passes wholesale to bypass captchas

yet you use @
kys

No. Monke based.

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Tell her, you're closer to her heart when you hug her.

based flat enjoyers

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How would they even know?
This is Mystic Meg stuff.

Imagine if redditors got conscripted.

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>really care about ukrainian shithole

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ITS OVER RUSBROS....

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His mind is still gone.

go back to /uhg/ will you?

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Anyone still in is a vax golem dude. They don't think.

science has gone too far

Does gore actually bother you guys? newfag or what? My eyes filter it out automatically

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Make sure to remind shills that they are fat nerd virgins who work for Langley for slave wages, but never give them a (You)! You will filter them, but they NEVER filter you! Post comfy and fun images you know they hate, because they will see it every time, and you will never see their response.
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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Apparently. Don't think anyone posted a link to it though.

fuck off tranny redditers it has always been kiev

>Serbs literally cant stop sucking russian cocks
year is 2022

nice

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I really hope that all blue checkmarks will get the rope after this shit.

Read the article dumbass bot.
Lmao no one believes what the chinks say. Is this the best you genzedong refugees can do?

How do you do it Czech bro? I just go to the train station and offer to help the ones that i find cute.
Thankfully, they know decent english, and they leave for germany quite fast so there's no overlap between them.
Are Anastasia, Eva and Alina common ukrainian names or do i unknowingly pick those?

>I think vaccines reduce symptoms of deceases. Quite useful if you don't want polio.
You're so far gone that you don't realise your second sentence contradicts your first.
Vaccines are biological weapons. You just assume that they're leveled at some disease, and not you.
Examine your ideas, try to separate the ones that you authored from the ones you did not.

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Akhmat Status?

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Because shills get paid for (You)s, you nigger.

Just enjoy the gore bro!

Latest Mariupol map

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Yes

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Nigger, did you READ that fucking post?