/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1112

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>RU army has some progress in Mariupol
>Azerbaijan active in Nagorno-Karabakh as Russia is busy
>Multiple EU countries would not pay Russia in roubles after Moscow demanded that "unfriendly" countries settle oil and gas bills in its currency
>At Berdyansk - RU landing ships Orsk destroyed (50 dead), Saratov sunk to prevent an explosion, Novocherkassk and Caesar Kunikov - damaged and retreated
>ISW:"Russian forces continue to go over to the defensive, conducting restricted and localized ground attacks that make little progress
>Russia is likely struggling to obtain fresh combat power from Syria and elsewhere rapidly."
>RU failing to maintain defensive positions east and northeast of Kyiv
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>US government formally accuses Russia of war crimes in Ukraine
>Sergei Shoigu not seen in public in 2 weeks, Peskov claims Shoigu is just busy
>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides

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▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source as of 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers KIA, 16,153 injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine)
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twitter.com/badiucao/status/1507356433964494848
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monki

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rebosting

Azov mortars continue enemy's equipment harvesting.

This morning the Azov Regiment mortar detachment destroyed 2 BMD of the Russian occupiers by sniper fire. It should be noted that despite the fact that the Russians were hiding among the houses, the Azov Regiment fighters have killed the enemy without destroying the civilian infrastructure.
t.me/polkazov/4290

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this should be added to OP

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Musk gibs just arrived

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IT ALL DA JOOOOOOZ

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Is this you?
>picrelated

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Why can't they just let Putin play his empire game? Is map painting really obsolete? I don't see American stopping their map painters for one.

If digimon the monkey has a stroke over how he can't sneed.

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Trust the plan®

Ummm, Chinabros?

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Ohnonono what happened Russia bros

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STOP POSTING MONKE ITS NOT FUNNY

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>After Polish President Duda’s plane made an emergency landing, delaying his greeting of President Biden, the White House is shifting the schedule some. Biden will meet w/ members of 82nd Airborne Division then attend humanitarian briefing. Duda expected on the ground in 30 or so.
twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1507354679625273346

>JOOOOOOZ

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even if putin does capture the south along crimea and decides "that's enough"; is he retarded enough to think that ukraine would give in and not just fight back over time to reclaim stolen land?

the fuck is the plan here, none of it makes any sense, surely they're not THAT retarded, right?

Can someone remind me of how much land Russia has taken the last 20 days?

More info?

>mariupol taken
>johols larp about destroying 200th battalion
>azov makes another video asking for support in mariupol
>kadirov makes tik tok vid of taking the city
>hohols and vatniks post other war crime videos

>completely liberation
>after 8 years

Wew

Details please. If there's a webm I need it, Ukiebro. My china webm collection always needs to grow.

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twitter.com/jenmarie410/status/1506126224229376005
based or stupid?

Yes thats me. You got a problen with that?

trust the plan

>Russia to focus war on eastern Ukraine - Russian army chief
>The chief of the Russian army says Russia will now focus its main war effort on the "complete liberation" of the eastern Ukrainian Donbas region.
>The defence ministry said Russia had been considering two options for its "special military operation" - one covering the whole of Ukraine and one focusing on the Donbas.
>The comments - carried by Russian state news agencies - hinted at a possible downgrading of Russia's war aims. Russian forces have met strong resistance in the north of Ukraine and around Kyiv.

Hmm could it be the Russians have bitten off more than they could chew?

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lets laugh at how shill are actually doing their job by pretending it is "stupid /chuggers/
lets help them by spreading their misinfo (as intended)
it is FUN FUN FUN
HAHAH ahahah ahahah

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Agreed.
>Russian MOD claims only 1,351 dead and 3,825 wounded RU soldiers
Maybe you could throw in a caveat about this contradicting most Western estimates, but probably not necessary.

Are Azov entirely in Mariupol or are there any up north as well?

Nothing is happening in Tiananmen Square

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Killing as many Russian speakers as possible
Trust the plan

It's da jooz tho.

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both

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>began with Russia taking over "hacktivism"
Stopped reading right there. Also /k/ are bunch of faggots it doesn't surprise me that they wrote Q-tier shits.

Oh no the russian embassy is burning documents.

based thread

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Not entirely, no

>day 30 2
>someone stole my dilator and put an image of Zelensky on it
>makes me push harder put it wont go
>I heard something pop
>another day in Ukraine
>losing hope of becoming trad wifu
>still can't dilate(obviously), pain unbearable

Checked.

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When you attack everywhere, you win nowhere. Monkes had no respect for Ukraine at all. Now they are trying to salvage at least something from this disaster.

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Follow the instructions in this .gif and achieve your final form 41%er

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kek russia about to invade china?

thin

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I don't get it, Kiev is right on the border and they've had thousands(?) of tanks, IFVs etc. right outside the capital. how is it not taken yet?

He's not a dedicated autist. Dig deeper and you'll see what country he comes from, one of the worst in propaganda.
>said Fuck Russia and Fuck Ukraine
>vatnik
Ill say it again for you, you buck tooth brit
Fuck Russia, Fuck Ukraine, and Fuck your shithole too

>>RU army has some progress in Mariupol
How much?
I guess that answered my question.

Chinease are burning documents before leaving

Because russia is a paper bear

possibly validating predictions that 1) Putin would try and claim a win or partial win just with the fall of Mariupol, and 2) That a large number of RF forces are going to be re-directed to the Donetsk, maybe trying for that encirclement.

I've only got a tw*tter link
twitter.com/badiucao/status/1507356433964494848

they really want out.

Define "capture". There won't be any ceasefire until the region is liberated and people there won't fall in line either.
His best bet is to retreat back to statelets and Crimea while destroying infrastructure and then claim "nazi military was destroyed".

Best friend just arrived in port and I'd like to give him a short tldr of the last week. I can think of the possible encirclement, the sunk ship, Mariupol fights. Anything else?

I can't read kyril, what does it say?

>china folder will grow larger

Cant wait for the ww3 to start.
Ive got big list of orcs to hang.

Yeah, they're seriously going to pull a Bush and declare Mission Accomplished over Mariupol and the separatist areas.
Hope the ukies can get them to fuck off entirely.

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I bet industrial lathe went rampaging peaceful democratic protest.

>NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>business as usual soon

That's my 4kins artist impression anyway

Russian source vids and pics show a whole street

>youtube.com/watch?v=vczHkBVlvBY

both
but framing it as an "inner protest" is cringe

Thanks.
Ah yes. The lathes.

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It may not be a real paper, but a meme by some guy with a printer.

It says
#nothing is happening
*special operation under way, nothing is happening*
etc

pretty much, but depending on how done with russia you guys are you might even reclaim crimea, who knows? either way there's no winning these currently occupied areas because 1 people won't accept it and 2 neither will ukraine's military

>Where is Azov?
>what cities are they based in?
>can you give their exact coordinates?

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Kiev is not the main objective. Dombass, Donetsk, Lushenko, Mariupol are. Also kiev is under siege
>picrelated

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Ukrainians took a few towns around Kyiev.

about 2/3rds are outside of Mariupol, mostly at Kharkiv

So they advanced a whole street in a week? Better than Stalinggrad where it took nazis month to reach post office from train station.

Has the official announcement happened yet?
Incel Slava said it would happen yesterday

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>the fuck is the plan here, none of it makes any sense, surely they're not THAT retarded, right?
Dude, if he was not retarded then he would have simply built decent economy back home and former soviet republics would have stayed by his side without a shot fired.
But there we have it.

It's China. An orphanage probably caught fire because the concrete was made with arsenic, lead, and thermite because China.

Literally what the fuck is up with China and everything going up in flames in their???
I saw a webm where a chinese boomer used a wheelbarrow, placed it down on a ground and everything exploded