/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #1112

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>RU army has some progress in Mariupol
>Azerbaijan active in Nagorno-Karabakh as Russia is busy
>Slovenia PM said EU would not pay RU in roubles after Moscow demanded that "unfriendly" countries settle oil and gas bills in its currency
>At Berdyansk - RU landing ships Orsk destroyed (50 dead), Saratov sunk to prevent an explosion, Novocherkassk and Caesar Kunikov - damaged and retreated
>ISW: "Russian forces continue to go over to the defensive, conducting restricted and localized ground attacks that make little progress
>Russia is likely struggling to obtain fresh combat power from Syria and elsewhere rapidly."
>RU failing to maintain defensive positions east and northeast of Kyiv
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>US government formally accuses Russia of war crimes in Ukraine
>Sergei Shoigu not seen in public in 2 weeks, Peskov claims Shoigu is just busy
>Putin adviser Chubais quits, leaves Russia
>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=ek1bqrms6ls
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/s/strelkovii
▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source as of 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers KIA, 16,153 injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html (github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine)
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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Other urls found in this thread:

map.army/?ShareID=1009776&UserType=RO-Lb4GEQgw
youtube.com/watch?v=VAsf6dsq3rQ
streamable.com/oolnr6
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/369182385/#369182476
streamable.com/17njdi
streamable.com/v4riny
streamable.com/i6oeyv
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/369197184/#369198935
streamable.com/fnkl6c
streamable.com/jnup7l
t.me/ 5g8rELkXop0wZmRi
youtu.be/2d_Wzik49WM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kh-47M2_Kinzhal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avangard_(hypersonic_glide_vehicle)
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Thread for all your webms :^)

NEWS by MoD Russia:

Losses of Ukrainian troops are replenished by mobilized and territorial defense, who do not have the necessary training, which increases the risk of large losses. Over the month, the losses of Ukrainian troops amounted to about 30 thousand people, including more than 14 thousand - irretrievable and about 16 thousand - sanitary.

Of the 2,416 tanks and other combat armored vehicles in service with the Ukrainian army as of February 24, 1,587 were destroyed. Of 152 military aircraft, 112 were destroyed, 75 of 149 helicopters, 35 of 36 Bayraktar TB2 drones, and "Buk M1" - 148, out of 300 radars for various purposes - 117.

Russian losses by MoD Russia:
1 351 irretrievable
3 825 wounded

What was that map website that showed the actual troop positions?

>map.army/?ShareID=1009776&UserType=RO-Lb4GEQgw

Mini doc in Kharkiv from Vice youtube.com/watch?v=VAsf6dsq3rQ

Puro kino. An Ukrainian soldier has picked up a phone from a dead russian (which he stole from an ukr civilian previously) to call his contacts in Whatsapp. I made Eng subs for all of his videos. Enjoy.

His gf: streamable.com/oolnr6
The chat in the end of this video: archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/369182385/#369182476
His mom: streamable.com/17njdi
Nik (idk who it is): streamable.com/v4riny
2308 aka Time zones lesson: streamable.com/i6oeyv
More chat: archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/369197184/#369198935

Follow up video: streamable.com/fnkl6c
Follow up audio message where he explains why he's not sorry for them: streamable.com/jnup7l

Source: t.me/ 5g8rELkXop0wZmRi

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finally someone has put a neutral description of the progress in Mariupol in OP. thanks based baker

Do you think whoever wrote this piece of shit necked herself?

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Russia soundtrack
youtu.be/2d_Wzik49WM

so, how many Daggers does Pootin have? can this superweapon turn the tide in his favour?

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>Ukraine only has one bayraktar

Germany and Italy also said they're not paying on Rubla. Why is only Slovenia mentioned in the OP.

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so 1:18 KDR
in 1 hour 22 minutes

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Thanks

>>Russian losses by MoD Russia:
>1 351 irretrievable
>3 825 wounded
Who is manning Russian equipment? Ghost of Kremlin?

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Any updated on the spinning ship or Kharkiv counter attack (if there was one)?

>how did Any Forums react in 2013 when Putin established the Russian Anti-Gay law?
>how did Any Forums react in 2015 when Putin btfo Soros from Russia
>how did Any Forums react when Putin btfo globohomo in Syria, helping can’t Mossad the Assad

Now all of the sudden shills come to Any Forums and expect Any Forums to turn on Putin in 2022 when he’s btfo’ing globohomo once again
>picrelated

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>Can russia maintain its space program without west chips?
He doesn't know? Dump eet.

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Need to spread and spam this further!

/chug/ reacts to Russia saying 1351 dead: >"yeah that's realistic"
>"I love when I'm right. My number was between 1000-1500 when shills were sharing that fake screenshot everywhere"
>"high ...still compared to like 27k dead ukies"
>"Probably the most realistic estimation I've seen so far"

I have never seen shilling this blatant in my entire life.

will update

>901 destroyed
ghosts seems accurate

Hypersonic weapons are a meme, lurk more. Mainly because they cant correct their course, which makes them inaccurate

they admitted over 10k the other day kek

> Russian losses by MoD Russia:
>1 351 irretrievable
>3 825 wounded
Sure Vlad.

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How is invading a souvereign country btfo’ing globohomo? He literally wants to homogenise Ukraine into "new Russia".

Does anyone believe this?

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Any chance you can TL DR this Chuck from Iowa?

I once again ask in anybody has the "power of faith" mspaint comic about arabs fighting israel, I need it to make edits.

They seriously added non-combatant casualties to make Russian stats look better

even if putin himself dropped nuclear barrel bombs from helicopters then I still wouldn't care.
I want russia to absolutely pulverize ukraine.
and invade romania next.

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was Retroville destroyed by a hypersonic missile? or just an ordinary Iskander?

(((DeJEWsky)))

>YOU'RE NOT WHITEEE
you're asian
>Y-YOUR CURRENCY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING
kek, still less cucked than the average korean

Copium tldr

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One can hope.

>Iskander
It's actually hypersonic

Any Forums is not one person or entity that thinks alike you central american monkey, no matter how much you try to push it. Just because Jewtin said something le based about the gays in 2014 doesn't make his shithole of country any less diverse, muslim, AIDS ridden and neo-socialist than it is.

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Wouldn't you prefer pics that need no edits? :3

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USSR levels of denial.

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What's the itsa me Mariopol news?
People were saying it fell last night.

>Stupid American, why don't you die for stupid shit like making nations richer

Because I come from a very old group who's been on this planet longer than your people or any of the Europeans have and we've seen all the bullshit you're yet to see.

What is it with you large nations and having so many stupid people?

FOR THE BANAN

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>Be me, rusdian/Ukrainian liberal
>hacking some site in Russia
>everyone in the world : OMG SO TRUE

iskander is hypersonic.
it was a mobile version strapped to a plane and fired when in air.

Putin would have never invaded if the kike controlled gov of Ukraine would have left Dombass alone and if NATO was never on the table for hohols.

If you want we can invade you after west helps us to rebuild Ukraine.

>Vice
Lad... I...

yeah, this one is much better

Its already over, you are all just holding out long enough for that chemical weapons false flag to get international involvement.

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yuor post is bullshit, proxyhohol
Russian cybersecurity best in the world, russophobe

Lmao Biden will be waiting at the airport because our president's plane had an emergency landing. At least the old man has a chance to take a nap he's gonna need it.

ukrainian women belongs to bbc

Ain't this quite a fucking deadly war if this many people are dying? I'm suprised both sides haven't stopped this.

The whole.point of hypersonics is to deliver nuclear warheads that can't be shot down by AA, or targeting strategic objectives
Using normie explosives to blow up normie targets with hypersonics is retarded

Vice has good war docs. They published "this is what winning looks like".

>Losses of Ukrainian troops are replenished by mobilized and territorial defense, who do not have the necessary training, which increases the risk of large losses. Over the month, the losses of Ukrainian troops amounted to about 30 thousand people, including more than 14 thousand - irretrievable and about 16 thousand - sanitary.
Literally just replace "Ukrainian" with "Russian" and the statement becomes true, vatniggers have some OCD-tier need to make NO U arguments.

>Putin would have never invaded if he hadn't influenced separatist regions to rise up
Sounds about right

You're a dumb fucking nigger, Putin wants globohomo, he loves it and its what has made his friends all filthy rich
He just wants HIS form of globohomo

what's the official USSR/Russia death count of chernobyl ?
31 ?
A-are we treading on dangerous grounds ?

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BTFO'd globohomo so hard he never refers himself as Russian, rather as "Rosiyanin"(umbrella term for all churkas living in RF) as well as spending a shitton of cash on Kavkaz so they can live their fullest while my fellow Ivans get shanked by monkeys in backstreets who then get a slap on the wrist by the police
Truly the Savior of the white race, you get what you deserve i guess

so hypersonic missiles are not a meme, as this user said ?

russians took a few streets and started beating their chests about the glorious victory where they totally took over the whole city instantly

>jewtin
Post proof Putin is Jewish, you filthy kike

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if it weren't for us you'd be long under occupation right now.
I want putin to win so bad.

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fuck I've read "how many Dagestanis"

they post a lot of absolute nonsense most of the time for sure; their reports on conflicts are really good though

It's about as believable as the horseshit coming out of Ukraine right now.
Ukraine would have more motivation to lie, because it's a do or die thing for them, and admitting to their military (and huge percentage of just civilian fighters) that it's a death sentence to keep fighting, would basically collapse their chance of resisting

It slows down

lol, yeah 9 years ago they were very good, I agree.
Now they are..............

(((journalists)))

they know nothing about anything

>Cheronobyl was a USA sabotage
that is some cope that i heard of old USSR vatniks

Lmao

>influenced separatist regions
even saying this is too much
they weren't separatist, putin sent 'separatists' that were just his soldiers pretending to have retired to conquer the area, then funded local gangsters as his 'separatist militia' (who have now thoroughly looted what was once one of ukraine's most prosperous regions)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kh-47M2_Kinzhal
pic related was fired.

but they first thought it was this. which is another animal altogether.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avangard_(hypersonic_glide_vehicle)

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>Putin would have never invaded if he hadn't influenced separatist regions to rise up.
Rise up and vote in a referendum. and why do you have a problem with this?

eternal election tourist, aka nigger

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>Ukraine would have more motivation to lie
as opposed to the country invading another with no real justification in attempt to annex it; while also being infamous for endlessly lying all throughout history?

Mariupol has fallen.

>each side reports 6 trillion enemies dead
It's like WWI all over again!

RIP
your irl shitposting will not be forgotten

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>It's about as believable as the horseshit coming out of Ukraine right now.
Nobody here is just believing Ukraine numbers without skepticism though. We're all aware both sides use propaganda.
Meanwhile /chug/ just eats up anything Russia tells them. Not a single person in their thread is skeptical about these numbers.

someone said iskander

but really it's actually hypersonic now?
nah...

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Source?

inb4 Soigu & Gerasimov are CIA spies who are responsible for the failure

Defence crumbled yesterday according to some info.

>if it weren't for us you'd be long under occupation right now.
And you did what exactly?