/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1250

Previous: ▶WARNING
Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Russia to create Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories
>Russia: the opportunity for an independent Ukraine has expired
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg (3/24)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
Any
pastebin.com/0cMXsjUz
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
youtu.be/1EnzcF-IUOs
newsweek.com/putins-bombers-could-devastate-ukraine-hes-holding-back-heres-why-1690494
t.me/RKadyrov_95/1608
youtube.com/watch?v=5pPSBXkm2Lk
files.catbox.moe/n4hfu4.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=ozcy6c7TwXw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

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There Credible information of an imminent threat of biological warfare drill from NATO! More information to follow shortly!

Z

God bless /CHUG/

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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Thanks for the warning Mr.Kim.

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Thank you Kim, we are so happy to have you in /chug/ with us

when did /chug/ get pinned?

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true if big

Does YOUR bank have an official anime girl mascot?

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sort em out, Kim!

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Life's soo good, lads :D

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I wish death to every Pro-Zelensky Ukrainian and I hope they die a horrible slow death
Thank you

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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rumors say that Putin has weapons of mass destruction!!1

BASED

S to spit on the grave of bloodthirsty whore Madla.

What?

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Kim knows, he always knows

Based. Too bad for all the old war hawks that die off there are ten to replace them.

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Hmm biowarfare "drill", thanks kim!

Tell me about russian banks. Which to avoid, which are better.

Also Mastercard, rip

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No it has gay rocks on it.

>>What do you think, /ugh/?
I think you're in the wrong place, faggot.

the ones in the middle of the sea

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He does you stupid pole

thanks for the warning.

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youtu.be/1EnzcF-IUOs

that is the joke :|

I agree :D

If Russia has million number of fans I am one of them. If Russia has ten fans I am one of them. If Russia has only one fan and that is me. If Russia has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world against Russia, I am against the world.

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you accepting refugees?

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>The instruction of Russian President Vladimir Putin to accept payment for Russian gas under European contracts in rubles applied to Gazprom, but it does not apply to Novatek, said the press secretary of the head of state Dmitry Peskov.
The cuckery of putinists knows no bounds.

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I believe whatever Kim says, at this point. He's proven himself reliable.
>nothing is beyond our reach

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Based

Hey, CIA pidors, read this:
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia after the Soviet Union falls!
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia before the next presidential election!
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia after installing our puppet in Ukraine in 2014!
>We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia by 2022 after we fast-track Ukraine into the EU and NATO!
-> YOU ARE HERE We never needed Ukraine to achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia!
>We never needed Ukraine to squeeze Russia economically by reducing European dependency on Russian energy!
>We can agree to Russian demands to denuclearize and demilitarize NATO infrastructure in the Baltics and Poland, we didn't need that infrastructure in those countries anyways!
>We didn't need Turkey in NATO anyways!
>We didn't need NATO anyways!
>We didn't need the EU anyways!
>The new Euroasian Axis of France-Germany-Russia-China will not challenge American power!
>We didn't need Alaska anyways, those damn traitors!
>Russia will never threaten mainland United States!
>Russia will never defeat the American military!
>Russia will never be able to topple the White House!
>Russia will never be able to occupy the United States, we've got too many Republican gun-lovers!
>We didn't need the Republican gun-lovers, they're free to switch sides and aid the Russians in hunting down the last remnants of the American Deep State however much they want, it won't achieve anything.
>It doesn't matter that the integrity of our anuses has been violated by Chinese torturers in dimly-lit underground pisons anyways!ly-lit underground pisons anyways!

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/uhg/sisters...

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Just stick with gazprom or sberbank, everything else is irrelevant.

Wait, why are there dots in the ocean?

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I'm pretty sure sending mothers pictures of their dead sons has never been considered proper wartime banter. I know people have been cutting of dicks and stuffing them into their dead enemies mouths for ages. Doesn't mean you have to approve of such actions. Nobody expects chivalrous white knights on a battlefield, but you also don't need to act like a wild animal. There still is a middle ground.
This isn't Generalplan Ost. Ukrainians could lay down their weapons any time and nobody would die. So you can miss me with all this "b-but they're coming to kill..." because no they don't. If you're unarmed there is nothing to fear. Ukrainians are not fighting against extermination so general rules of engagement and just general human decency should still apply to them.

why does this trigger white "liberals" and "democrats"?

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Reminder that our retarded government just supported Morocco's plan to recognise Western Sahara as a territory inside the country, succumbing to American pressure. This means that the second largest gas supplier of the EU (Algeria) is now also hostile towards us, yesterday our PM finally recognised that relations are very tense. Any minute now we could see Algeria flip, and they've already said that supplying more gas is off the table, deepening the EUs energy crisis. Every day we're closer to a SERIOUS energy halt inside the Union. For some fucking reason no english-speaking media is reporting on this. It's over EU-bros, we're officially an American vassal, and will loose in the incoming new world order.

Found this article. Sorry if it was already posted:
newsweek.com/putins-bombers-could-devastate-ukraine-hes-holding-back-heres-why-1690494

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If my bank had one, it would probably be a fat black lesbian in a wheelchair teaching 4 yo kids how fun anal sex is. No thanks.

Why is Ukraine supporting Muslim Azerbaijan displacing Christians from their homes in Armenia?

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My stupid bank has the dragon which St George slayed, as though it's good to have the representation of evil as your mascot

Still impressed that Jihadi Julian got mindbroken so hard.

>>still below
user I...

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On that other map there was one dude who guessed Ukraine was off the coast of Svalbard

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For what purpose?

thank you blessed kim

>Ukrainian nationalists and Bandera are already crossing all acceptable boundaries. According to experts, near one of the Ukrainian settlements, the Armed Forces of Ukraine used ammunition with white phosphorus. Due to the high toxicity and lethality of this substance, its use is prohibited worldwide.
>This case clearly demonstrates on whose orders the Armed Forces of Ukraine are acting, exposing their own citizens to mortal danger. I wouldn't be surprised if they blame Russia for the use of incendiary munitions, despite the fact that we are doing our job just fine without it. After the publication of data on American biological laboratories in Ukraine and the statement by US President Joe Biden about the likelihood of Russia using chemical weapons, we expected such a provocation.
>But any lie is doomed to destruction, and the hour is near when we will expose these criminals and call them to account!

t.me/RKadyrov_95/1608

Southern spain already looks like small algeria anyway, invade them and take their gas

based retard
I bet you clicked the fucking ocean

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lol it was hilarious seeing all the "progressives" mourning her death and giving condolences
do the never research anything?

BROS HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP SMILING MY FUCKING FACE HURTS
I'VE BEEN SMILING NON-STOP FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS (TOO MUCH WINNING) I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE

I hate Ukraine. I hate Russia.

for general life, for business, for everything. I just realised that I knew nothing from the Russian jews despite me moving in less then 2 months

Shit, I think they're planning something

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What the fuck, I get it for countries that are inland but how do people get things wrong on countries with a coast?

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

youtube.com/watch?v=5pPSBXkm2Lk

What's so funny?

I can forgive the cluster in the south of Belarus too - if you're doing a map without political borders or other landmarks, getting the exact location is hard, and they're pretty close to Kiev there.

/uhg/ can't even hope to catch up.

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KEEP US POSTED KIM!!!

thank you kim

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Thank YOU!

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imagine niggers?

Nvm, last op pic had a pin it and it threw me off.

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Please give more info. I have NBC filters. Any information about what the pathogen may be is very much appreciated. I hope you stay healthy and happy! May our grandchildren play together in peace.

Come to America. You'll stop smiling within a few mins of visiting any major city.

>ywn be at ana de armas' glory hole
welp, at least i have /chug/

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Kim called it.

Can you nuke rich btw I hate yellow jews

Best to not bother using human words with them and start hating the antichrist.

Don't trust your money to the Tinkoff bank and avoid it at the any means, it's fucking scam, but they have invested billions of dollars on the ads and they are everywhere.

ftfy

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Why is there a /uhg that seems to be all bots and shills circle jerking one another with seemingly scripted comments back and forth.

The try-hard support for ukraine sorta gives it away too.

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weed
its a muscle relaxant.

this

How do you even reach this level of subhumanity to become a vietnamese mercenary from the USA?

based Hungarian Russophile poster

me too dude I am getting way into this

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Meanwhile in Kiev, a woman is eating a bird to survive

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May shedevil be judged justly by God.

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>go outside
>most of the girls I see are cute whites with some hapas and asians sprinkled in
>literally zero brownies or niggers
>even saw a cute police officer

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>Ukraine used ammunition with white phosphorus
oy vey Lebanon war 1982

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It's completely doctrinaire. I don't get it either.

-UKRAJINA
-KYJEV
-LVOV
-NIKOLAJIV
-ODĚSA
-CHARKOV

AZOV:

PUTIN IS THE REAL FASCIST

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Based comrade.

Imagine taking orders from this

google "dead internet theory"
a majority of the activity on the internet is made by bots in order to give the appearence of bustling activity to give credence to various talking points

You're not going to make me type "the" infront of Ukraine.
That's an entire word more in my shitposting.

Daily reminder to not eat while browsing /chug/. Yuck

Novatek?

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>Meanwhile in Kiev, a woman is eating a bird to survive
Ever had KFC?

Based and proper English-pilled

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The one less s in odessa seems petty.

Azerbaijan armed forces are building a road to Kalagarukh mountain near Farukh. Next to our peacekeepers.
files.catbox.moe/n4hfu4.mp4

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>go outside
>see this

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alfa bank if ur a chad

emprussy

Keep smiling friend! It is good for your soul! Keep it up! You are a perfect person!

I've been doing that as well to be fair, it's just that mine comes ready butchered in packages that I get from the supermarket.

>Meanwhile
when did Kiev get foot of snow again?

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My condolences

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>1109
lol
lmao even

i've got the bluest balls waiting for mariupol to fall, the cope and seethe will be so delightful. God stop making me wait.

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Is this the inspiration for Azovchan?

Based Russia pulling out their mercs from Africa to fight in Ukraine. At last the African people is free

Kiew
Danzig
Pommern
Schlesien
die Marienburg
Breslau
Königsberg

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Lmfao the fake Churchill quote really sells it. What a bunch of retards.

youtube.com/watch?v=ozcy6c7TwXw

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thanks for posting, russkibro

>Next to our peacekeepers.

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That's normal for these "people". Saw a video on dvach where an old ukrainian woman tried to eat a kitten alive in a metro.

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slightly betten than random, kek