You wake up

>You wake up
>You hear that Russia nuked a city in Ukraine
>NATO said they will intervene and send troops into Ukraine
>Global nuclear war is very likely

What are you doing, if that happens?

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Buying some magic beans, because fantasy will have been made reality and I'm gonna get me a golden egg laying goose.

Laughing my ass off at OP's cringe fanfiction

Not my problem

Pop open the champagne!!

>nukes
>sends troops

for what, to get nuked?

I go to my dacha, dig up the Zastava M70AB2 AK from my backyard and take off the cosmoline.

I hope we all die

guess I'll die

grape

wtf I typed GRAPE not grape

>grab mk18
>go innawoods

Getting lots of suplies to survive the nuclear winter

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Come here to shitpost

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Getting the fuck out of Rotterdam

Thank fuck I don't live in the Northern Hemisphere

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i stay in my bed, go on Any Forums, then probably have some noodles

go on Any Forums and shitpost while the world ends

>Europe nuked
>Russia nuked
>US nuked
>China nuked
And I'll have a Coke....

There are no noodles in Hell, only eternal suffering.

rape every bitch I see

If the last 2 years taught me anything, toilet paper.

cooming

Killing myself before the Russians can

>On the beach

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Play vidya, probably.

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Same shit we already do.
We don't live near any cities, and we're far upriver from any nuke targets with a water supply that wouldn't be contaminated til' after multiple generations pass.

packing my ute and leaving

Driving down the block with the boys and taking the local russian families to a camp.

IT'S GRAPING TIME

Sorry forgot the chinks and poos too. None of them are safe if WW3 kicks off. If you're a traitor you better go the fuck back while you have a chance. Americans aren't taking chances this time.

I don't wanna get graped