>You wake up
>You hear that Russia nuked a city in Ukraine
>NATO said they will intervene and send troops into Ukraine
>Global nuclear war is very likely
What are you doing, if that happens?
>You wake up
>You hear that Russia nuked a city in Ukraine
>NATO said they will intervene and send troops into Ukraine
>Global nuclear war is very likely
What are you doing, if that happens?
Buying some magic beans, because fantasy will have been made reality and I'm gonna get me a golden egg laying goose.
Laughing my ass off at OP's cringe fanfiction
Not my problem
Pop open the champagne!!
>nukes
>sends troops
for what, to get nuked?
I go to my dacha, dig up the Zastava M70AB2 AK from my backyard and take off the cosmoline.
I hope we all die
guess I'll die
grape
wtf I typed GRAPE not grape
>grab mk18
>go innawoods
Getting lots of suplies to survive the nuclear winter
Come here to shitpost
Getting the fuck out of Rotterdam
Thank fuck I don't live in the Northern Hemisphere
i stay in my bed, go on Any Forums, then probably have some noodles
go on Any Forums and shitpost while the world ends
>Europe nuked
>Russia nuked
>US nuked
>China nuked
And I'll have a Coke....
There are no noodles in Hell, only eternal suffering.
rape every bitch I see
If the last 2 years taught me anything, toilet paper.
cooming
Killing myself before the Russians can
>On the beach
Play vidya, probably.
Same shit we already do.
We don't live near any cities, and we're far upriver from any nuke targets with a water supply that wouldn't be contaminated til' after multiple generations pass.
packing my ute and leaving
Driving down the block with the boys and taking the local russian families to a camp.
IT'S GRAPING TIME
Sorry forgot the chinks and poos too. None of them are safe if WW3 kicks off. If you're a traitor you better go the fuck back while you have a chance. Americans aren't taking chances this time.
I don't wanna get graped