/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1247

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
z.zz.fo/6volM.jpeg (3/24)

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Other urls found in this thread:

streamable.com/oolnr6
rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
files.catbox.moe/pycbxc.mp4
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

A Ukr soldier has picked up a phone from a dead russian (which he stole from a ukr civilian previously) to call his gf.

Now with Eng subs.

This is what awaits the invaders.

streamable.com/oolnr6
streamable.com/oolnr6
streamable.com/oolnr6

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

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>Majority of the actual wignats die for Zelenskys gay NATO back Ukraine without support in Mariupol
>Suddenly the Azog twitter goes "Y-Yeah we actually hate racism, we hate nazism and we're anti-facists" because the original dipshits are about to be strategically purged

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

IMAGINE BEING THE RETARDS THAT JOINED UP WITH THESE CONTROLLED OPPOSITION SHILLS, YOU GOT PLAYED YOU FUCKING MORONS

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This "war" is boring.
I'm losing interest :(

Z

A major deal to make EU more weak and dependent upon US. Exactly what Europe needs.

new mouse get

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Z

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looks like larp.
Ukraine must be losing hard right now if they have to larp that hard.

Go on twitter and look at the cope then. It's very fun.

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files.catbox.moe/pycbxc.mp4
Thread soundtrack

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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>Absolute state of azogbots

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Does it matter if most of the text gets covered up when I use this template?

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STOP DEADNAMING KEVIN

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cниьэти cнaб :DDD

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List of based european countries:
Serbia
Hungary
Romania
That's it.

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>magic keyboard dust

I still have not seen Russians invading Poland we are not being invaded Poland is safe but I am watching for Russians they cannot attack Poland why would they attack us we have not done anything

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Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
I just arrived at,Camp Slava
The base is very entertaining
And they say we'll shoot some guns if it stops bombing

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2azog_wojaks_seething_while_being_shelled.jpg

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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I miss my Russian egf. Wonder why she’s left me right as all this kicked off. Death to zelensky(yyyyy) and k’eef((formerly kyev(formerly kiev)) for ruining my relationship.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY CAN'T EVEN USE HUMAN SHIELDS PROPERLY IT'S SO OVER FOR AZOGGERS

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R A R E
A
R
E

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Poolacken tier cringe

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>Romania
Only if they colonize gypsy bussy

Rare

I wiped it off this morning
That was 7 hours ago

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Nope, that's pretty good btw

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Z

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>dirty speakers
>dirty keyboard
>dirty table
Singles it is then.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I CAN'T EVEN

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oх фyг :D

Z

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Heh

Odessa soon

just a joke! counter offensive soon! please send help mein jewrer!

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Russian soldiers weren't allowed to bring phones
Nice larp though

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Magenta is gay, switch to red.

Too lazy to make grammatically correct

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>those speakers
SOVL

if you hang onto those a bit longer they'll be an heirloom

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What the fuck is based about romania. We're more of a vassal for the americans than any other country in Europe

Z! Z! Z!

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Just change the order of words and it'll be correct

I know that Russia is winning something significant right now because there is suddenly a flood of stories about Ukrainian counterattacks and huge victories.
Mariupol is critical for control of the Sea of Azov, and it's encircled and collapsing. Meanwhile some village gets retaken and there are international headlines about it.

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Russians invaded twice during just WW2, killing far more soldiers and civilians, not to mention the rapes or aiding Hitler. Then there's the post war occupation with secret police disappearing people including those Poles that fought alongside them in the later stages. My heart isn't bleeding for the Ukrainians but don't lie to me about something you clearly have no knowledge of.

I like this color though

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I don't have a Twitter account.

You steal copious amounts US military diesel.

that's a very bold claim user

user is really into rejecting modernity and preserving the tradition, that's why he still uses these speakers.
Based Ruski

I fucked up the cнибэти with a ь, I'm sorry rusbro DD:

put them all in 1024x1024 size per catbox

So do we actually know of any progress by the supposed Ukrainian counter offensives?
The only claimed village gain I've seen was one that I'm not sure the Russians ever even attacked.

Thanks for the update nigger.

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Just use twitter in incognito, then that annoying pop up won't come.

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Nigger

Maybe your politicians are pro-romanian but you're closer to russians on spiritual level

Lmao, Russia should do a hostile takeover and larp as azog to provide legitimatecy and pr for the new republics.

Apparently Zhirinovsky is recovering. God wanted him to walk on the re-acquired Russian clay before he dies.

>agitate the russian population into total war
I can only see that ending well.

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Pro-Us*

the funny thing is, russia never claimed those villages in any of their upates.

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I'm talking about the flakes to the right of the mouse. They look like something that fell out of a keyboard.

Hey user. Why is it pronounced "Kiribas"?

He's dead

Good morning, my frens
I missed you so much you wouldn't believe.

> Zakharova, the spokeswoman of Lavrov, told "the Ukrainian leadership missed their chance of the independent Ukrainian state."
So.. They're going balls deep in Ukraine now?

They have advanced 40,000 tweets, and have captured hundreds of accounts, and have deployed a tactical arma3 footage missle

When you realize that the Russians had their phones taken away at the start of the special operation.

This makes the uki guy that gave his phone the new hero of ukraine

The cuck of ukraine