/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1246

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>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

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streamable.com/oolnr6
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
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Any
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pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
youtu.be/tQ3LEFYJtdI
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
youtube.com/watch?v=FA3JJdmwJU8
youtu.be/tpQ5u23yhJc
twitter.com/ChanceGardiner/status/1507270769499422744
litter.catbox.moe/33y29v.MP4
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274179829284865
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274306455224322
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274413477142530
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Aerospace_Forces
files.catbox.moe/zrknwz.MOV
viar.media/watch_video.php?v=4217
files.catbox.moe/l6wpok.mp4
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>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
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>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

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An Ukr soldier has picked up a phone from a dead russian (which he stole from an ukr civilian previously) to call his gf.

Now with Eng subs.

This is what awaits the invaders.

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Russians aren't allowed to bring phones

Do you have 5000 hours in HoI4/EU/Stellaris like me? If not, then you don't understand anything about war. Sorry.

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Go back to ugg and jerk off to more gore pics nigger

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>which he stole from an ukr civilian previously

First for Girls Und Panzer being one the best works of fiction of all time.

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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mmm fresh bread

still alive?

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That is a very elaborate lie

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Never stop being comfy

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No, it's a well documented phenomenon.

Yes.

OH NO NO NO BONGBROS WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING

youtu.be/tQ3LEFYJtdI

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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Russia claims to have destroyed the last major fuel depot that Ukrainians have as of yesterday. I don't know shit about war - if true, what does this mean? Does it cripple Ukraine's ability to call on Steiner for more counterattacks?

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>sterllaris
>not crusader kings
nigger this isn't space warfare here, plus most ukrainians aren't mentally out of the 12th century so crusader kings will help you figure out their strategies better

why are all flags missing?

>still
again, more like

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Tbf a lot of those little amount of shekels they obtained will have to go to therapy because of the "horrible materials" (such as elementary school level biology) they see here kek.

Show me the documents

show proof

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That would be a kill, 12k cost and flip for 55k to boomers here.

>youtube.com/watch?v=FA3JJdmwJU8

Good morning sirs!

Z

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Added to my kadyrov folder thanks

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>DEATH OF DMYTRO DEMYANEKO

> youtu.be/tpQ5u23yhJc

>not victoria 2
thats my favourite

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Can Russians please end this war already so I can go back to affording real food?
This is my second week in a row of eating cup noodles

1 more month and it's top ramen and I don't think I can handle that

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Seriously; How do you believe this shit?

>they trolled our Zelensky
twitter.com/ChanceGardiner/status/1507270769499422744

Yes, they also destroyed the railways supply hub inclduing bigass train for Donbass front. Ukrops won't be able to make large atacks or even retreat properly soon and Donbass front will get claudroned.TMY4K

this is so funny
>you're like Margaret Thatcher the iron lady
>barely manages to hold back laughter
I need to watch this in full

i know this guy could end me and my entire family in a heartbeat without blinking but holy fuck he looks so goofy and happy, bros

Z

he believes it because it aligns with his ideological position

litter.catbox.moe/33y29v.MP4

It means they are entirely reliant on donations coming out of Poland and that's gonna have to be a lot of fuel trucks crossing the border constantly.
The eastern part of the country is just going to run out of gas to run their vehicles with because the Russians are squeezing down on all the roads leading there.

Yes the first thing I do when operating in a hostile environment is to get myself a juicy Ukrainian phone and then charge it with another stolen power cable to put in the number of my gf Alisha that I remember by heart without having to look it up or sim swap because I love her so much . How can one fall for such an easy lie ? Is the copium that strong lol

honestly forgot about that one tbqh bbq famalam

Wow I didn't know they had the Azov leader on CNN (complaining about how badly they're getting their asses kicked)

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he honestly looks like a typical american

Jeez, just buy some vegetables and cook something. It's cheap

Is it true that Arthur C. Clarke retired to Sri Lanka to abuse children, any rumours there?

>Žirinovski
>formerly Edelstein
>he served as a director of Shalom, a Jewish cultural organization; unknown in Jewish circles before, he is thought to have been invited to join by the Anti-Zionist Committee of the Soviet Public, but subsequently forcefully opposed its influence in the group.
oy vey

Thenuse all those fucking guns in your country and overthrow Biden you meek ass bitch ass faggot. We literally did it without guns.

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a single fuel depot cannot logistically support an entire country, so no, it doesn't cripple ukraine's ability to fight, it just reduces it

Yes

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oof, I've been there before, prepare to have some stanky shits and foul farts 24/7

What about your prices for normal food?

With his life you'd probably cherish any moment.

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OHNONO RUSSIABROS HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING??? OUR WORLD IS COLLAPSIN

>BREAKING: US, EU announce 'task force' to wean Europe off Russian gas: statement
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274179829284865
>Germany to halve Russian oil imports by June: ministry
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274306455224322
>Germany to end Russian coal imports by autumn: ministry
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274413477142530

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Buy a 5kg bag of rice it's not that hard

I always thought he looked like a south african farmer or something

Well mutts are too stupid to even cook apparently.

>he's not afraid of the spiders in the leaves
Truly an Übermensch

>It's cheap
For who? Do you know how much vegetables cost in America?

Based?

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If Russia has million number of fans I am one of them. If Russia has ten fans I am one of them. If Russia has only one fan and that is me. If Russia has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world against Russia, I am against the world.

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>nigger this isn't space warfare here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Aerospace_Forces
According to Jane's Information Group, with the merging of the Russian Air Force and the Russian Aerospace Defense Forces, the new Russian Aerospace Forces consist of three sub-branches:[6]

Air Force
Air and Missile Defence Forces [ru][7]
Space Forces

victoria 2
Yes, I forgot about it, I played it too. I like this game more than Cuckolder Kings

When I played for France, for some reason all my wives turned out to be whores who cheated on me with other men (I did not force them to do this)

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Praise Allah for dead azovs

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Weirdly no rumours but that topic is not out of the question because it's pretty common here and you can get away with it for like a $20 fine provided you don't get media attention on you.

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Just buying bread is 6 dollars

+Tax

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Just make egg fried rice, bro.

>25 Mar 2022 / 10:00
The grouping of troops of the Russian Armed Forces advanced another 4 kilometers overnight and captured Batmanka, Mikhailovka, Krasny Partizan, Stavki and Troitskoe. Currently developing an offensive against units of the 25th Airborne Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

>24 Mar 2022 / 10:00
By the morning of March 24, the units of the Russian Armed Forces took control Izyum city in Kharkov region.

>23 Mar 2022 / 19:00
Units of the Russian Armed Forces have advanced another 2 kilometers during the day and are fighting against units of the 54th Separate Mechanized Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine on the southern and southeastern outskirts of Novomikhailovka.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic inflicts fire damage to units of the 25th Airborne Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and is fighting for the capture of Kamenka and Novobakhmutovka.

>23 Mar 2022 / 10:00
Units of the Russian Armed Forces continue to destroy units of the 54th Separate Mechanized Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Currently, they are fighting for the capture of Novomikhailovka.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic, having completed clearing of Verkhnetoretskoe from nationalists, continued to pursue the retreating units of 25th Airborne Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and took control of Novobakhmutovka railway station. During the night, 3 tanks, 2 infantry fighting vehicles and 6 all-terrain vehicles were destroyed in this area.

HE IS ALIVE
>HE IS ALIVE
HE IS ALIVE
>HE IS ALIVE

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Ukies are sick in the head doing that to civilians for fun. It is no wonder why Russia is bombing them, they are fucking terrorists.

Like you could easily see him in some southern town drinking beer on a porch.

Um, excuse me chuggies, but Ukraine is going to win this war.

Buy potato and make some zhareha

I know the feeling bruv. I'm trying to cling on to convienience like you wouldn't believe. I'd basically rather starve than cook a decent meal until I'm forced to. Its sucks.

GuP is autistic garbage

largest oil depot in the Kiev region last night

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What do you mean cost? Just take it out of your garden lmao there's nothing stopping you.

>22 Mar 2022 / 19:00
Units of the Russian Armed Forces, pursuing the retreating units of the 54th Separate Mechanized Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, advanced another 4 kilometers during the day and reached Novomikhailovka.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic took control of Verkhnetoretskoe and continues to attack units of the 25th Airborne Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

>22 Mar 2022 / 10:00
Units of the Russian Armed Forces, developing the offensive, advanced another 6 kilometers and captured Urozhajnoe. They are now fighting with units of the 128th Separate Mountain Assault Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic has penetrated 4 kilometers deep into the defence of the 25th Airborne Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces and is fighting to capture Kamenka, Novoselovka II, and Verhnetoreckoe.

The advance was up to 5 kilometers in Kurakhovo direction. Units of the Donetsk Republic destroyed a company of the 53rd Separate Mechanized Brigade and units of the assault battalion of the 54th Separete Mechanized Brigade of Ukrainian troops, and captured Slavnoe, Trudovskoi, Shahta Chelyuskintsev and Mar'inka.

People's Militia units of the Lugansk Republic have established control over Kalinovo Popasnoe, Novoaleksandrovka, Stepnoe, Boguslavskoe and continue to destroy units of the 30th Separate Mechanized Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

Thank bidet not russia man

Why are bluechecks like this?

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>21 Mar 2022 / 10:00
Units of the Russian Armed Forces advanced another 4 kilometers overnight and completely took control of Sladkoe. Currently, scattered groups of the nationalist battalion "Donbass" are being destroyed.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic completes the defeat of the remnants of the 53rd mechanized brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, developing an offensive in Novomikhailovka direction.

In addition, units of the Donetsk Republic are fighting with units of the 25th airborne brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces and the capture of Verkhnetoretskoye is being completed.

In Nikolaevka in the suburbs of Kiev, Russian servicemen took control of a protected, buried command post of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. 61 Ukrainian servicemen of the command post voluntarily surrendered, among them more than half were senior officers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

>20 Mar 2022 / 19:00
Units of the Russian Armed Forces are completing the defeat of the nationalist battalion "Donbass".

During the day, they advanced 12 kilometers, reached the Nikolskoye line and, in cooperation with the units of the Donetsk Republic, blocked Sladkoye from three sides.

Currently, they are fighting with the remnants of militants and units of the 54th separate mechanized brigade of Ukrainian troops for the capture of Sladkoye, Novoukrainka and Shakhterskaya.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic continued to pursue the retreating units of the 53rd Mechanized Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, developing an offensive in Novomikhailovka direction.

In Novoselovka Vtoraya direction, units of the Donetsk Republic have wedged into the defence of the 25th Airborne Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces and are now fighting for the capture of Kamenka and Novoselovka Vtoraya.

Our financial news isn't happy that the Moscow stock exchange isn't on fire and in the dumps
In the headline this fact is "surprising"

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Good morning sirs, how goes the war effort? Mariupol groznyed finally?

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I don’t understand why all of them weren’t destroyed at once on day 1

>Just take it out of your garden
Why do you have to bully me like this
You know we can't afford gardens

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>18 Mar 2022 / 19:00
The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, continuing the successful offensive, advanced to a depth of 6 kilometers during the day and reached Novoukrainka, Shakhterskoye line.

The units of the People's Militia of the Lugansk Republic, continuing the offensive in the eastern quarters of Severodonetsk, wedged into the enemy's defence for 2 kilometers.

>18 Mar 2022 / 10:00
The grouping of troops of the Lugansk People's Republic with the fire support of the Russian Armed Forces liberated more than 90 percent of the territory of the republic.

Currently, the units of the Lugansk People's Republic are eliminating scattered groups of nationalists on the southern outskirts of Rubezhnoye liberated settlement.

In the Donetsk People's Republic, the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation continue their successful offensive in the northern direction. During the day, they took control of Zolotaya Niva, Novodonetsky, Novomayorskoye and Prechistovka. The advance was 16 kilometers.

>17 Mar 2022 / 19:00
The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, continuing the successful offensive, took control of Novomayorskoye and Prechistovka. The advance was 10 kilometers.

>17 Mar 2022 / 10:00
The grouping of troops of the Lugansk People's Republic conducted successful hostilities against Ukrainian nationalists from several directions inside Severodonetsk and Rubezhnoye during the night.

Units of the Donetsk People's Republic are continuing offensive to capture Maryinka, Slavnoye and Sladkoye. The advance was 4 kilometers.

>16 Mar 2022 / 10:00
The grouping of troops of the Lugansk People's Republic, continuing offensive operation, is fighting inside Severodonetsk city limits in the north-west, north-east and east.

Units of the Donetsk People's Republic, developing the offensive, took control of Mikhaylovka, Stavka, Botmanka, Vasilevka and are fighting for Verkhnetoretsk.

>beer
Absolutely haram

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>Jedi Master

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Ah you're right, plugging it through translation software again shows they were talking about "the largest of the remaining fuel bases" and not the last one.

Didn't know about the train hub. Wonder if that stuff is repairable or if it's totally fucked for the duration of this conflict.

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>15 Mar 2022 / 10:00
The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation took full control of the entire territory of Kherson region.

The grouping of troops of the Donetsk People's Republic, continuing offensive, broke through the defence of Ukrainian nationalists and took control of Panteleimonovka and reached Verkhnetoretskoye - Novoselovka-2 line.

On the evening of March 14, units of the Russian Airborne Troops captured a strong point of nationalists and foreign mercenaries near Guta-Mezhigorskaya.

Albania's informed me that they're ready to ship all their type 56s and AK-74s. I want Steiner to oversee the transaction, while we move the second wave of redditors into the Mariupol barracks.

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Why do glowniggers glow in the dark?
It's a mystery user.

user, I don't think we can quite grasp how fucked up their regulations on this shit are.

fair point

So what's the problem? You can afford it :)

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The arrogance of that buffoon.

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Good morning frenchman

That Ukrainian soldier's name? Volodmyr Zelensky.
And then everyone clapped
(filmed in Langley)

kek, obvious influence from based wife

Instant noodle not really bad, but you need to cook it with egg, vegetables, meat.. to have more nutrition.
Boil the noodle once and throw away first water, also use half the salt package.

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>+Tax
Why do you lot not include tax in the prices? It's something that seems almost unique to the US and it's a royal pain to deal with when I've been over there

shine a UV light at them, you will see the glow

Dropping some prescision bombs

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I definitely didn't expect that punchline after reading New Jersey

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MUTTS ARE NGMI

The biggest hurdle is palm oil farmers ,firefighters and 4WD expedition team literally camping in front of military bases to grab everything.

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>zfags: we need to fight globohomo!
>also zfags: behold our glorious leader putin that is super pro jewish, pro muslim and pro flooding europe with immigrants
Whomever wins we lose.

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>they believe this retarded shit
>and they celebrate as if they already won the war
/uhg/ trannies are so fucking stupid

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/uhg/ is all wet about this. Makes me hate them even more.

>Mariupol groznyed finally?
viar.media/watch_video.php?v=4217
moderately fucked up. nowhere near grozny or aleppo tier though

>the command post
Is this a mistranslation? Or is this actually the important one?

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his hair looks so scruffy, he looks like a homeless pressed into a suit. a disgrace for the english.

Why do they always take photos with cats? Just like ISIS/Al-kaida been doing for years. What about dogs?

anyone else experiencing random outages here today?

It's better than here atleast, boomers hold on to them and sell as high as 150k usd. Used market here is an absolute joke.

>Update the OP
Nigger you'll have to be a bit more concise because that's that's not going to fit in the OP.

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yes

glowies again prolly

No but I'm noticing some sites are running like shit lately.

Cook your own food.
Fried potatoes are simple. Boil a few potatoes, cut them in little pieces, throw them in the pan. Cut a few onions, throw the pieces in the pan too. They deliver the foundation of the taste when fried. That's the base of your meal. Potatoes and onions. You can eat them like that if you're at the end of your budget, or you can add more ingredients:
Basically whatever you have left in the fridge. A few eggs, some chopped pork belly, meat or bacon, green vegetables, sausage, whatever. Some people add milk to make it fluffier. Some people even put ketchup on top. I think they don't deserve human rights. I use some mashed garlic in oil instead.

If you don't have potatoes, try cooked rice. Same principle. Fried onions have a strong own taste, combine them with the boring carbohydrate source.

Any Forums was down for about 9 minutes back there

Here, i thought 4chanX is glitching.

SOME DEVELOPMENTS PEOPLE MISS FROM YESTERDAY

> Oleg Tsaryov, the only nationalwide mainstream Ukrainian politician who supported the Russian Spring in 2014, announced Kremlin decision about creating of Militart-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories.

> He also announced that Russian military registration and enlistment offices (voenkomats, literally "military commissariats") started to accept applications of Russian volunteers wishing to go fighting in Ukraine. They have been refusing to do it for the entire month. At the same day some Russian regional media announced it as well referencing their respective military registration and enlistment offices (for example, a poweful Ural news media URA.News about Chelyabinsk).
> Andrey Turchak, the secretary of the General Council of "United Russia" party, visited Mariupol and told Russia came here forever. Some sources imply he means the entire Ukraine. He also told Russia would restore Mariupol as a industrial, trade and cultural center.
> In Kherson region and Russian-controlled part of Zaporojie region (Berdyansk, Melitopol) the Russian government is starting to give 10 000 rouble to every senior citizen and government employees (including doctors, teachers and so on). Kherson region also is going to use Russian rouble instead Ukrainian grivna since April 1.
> The Russian authorites decided to admit any Ukrainian documents (including passports and driver licences) and not to demand specific documents for job applications of DPR, LPR and Ukrainian citizens. So any Ukrainian and former Ukrainian citizens became Russian citizens de-facto.
> Zakharova, the spokeswoman of Lavrov, told "the Ukrainian leadership missed their chance of the independent Ukrainian state."

We might be on hiatus now. But those decision will have huge influence in future.

BUTTHURT
BELT

Ah yes that includes Any Forums. Didn't read your post correctly lol

cyber pandemic, your PC has covid now.

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He is right.
The way Putin is leading Russia is a catastrophe...
For those who oppose him and Russia.

Russia is entering a golden age right now and it is all thanks to Putin.

wouldn't be surprised if twitter trannies are trying to ddos the site

Based Baal shitposter, have a (you)

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yeah same experience here, thought it was just my internet being shit but seems not

Glorious leader of Best Korea

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Their culture is entirely founded upon being different from Britain. They refuse to accept good ideas simply because we do it and they wish to be different.

I think Russians expected them to collapse much sooner and wanted to save as much infrastructure as possible. Still UA army is just infantry at this point so blowing up fuel is pretty pointless.

>me who is phonefagging
hehe I'm not in danger

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Just for the record compare the post times in these 2 contiguous posts and you will see we missed 10 mins of activity

What the fuck is happening?
Do you guys have connection issue too?

ZHISINOVSKY IS ALIVE CONFIRMED

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Russia bros… are you banned from discord? My Russian e-gf has not responded to me for some time now, and I fear it may be over…

Good morning sirs

Same shit with their measure system. Godlike metric system vs faggotic inches gallons etc
Absolutely logical Celsius where 0 = ice melts into water, 100 - water turns into gas vs retarded 100 Fahrenheit "normal body temperature"

I'm trapping yahweh and moloch in a talisman and you can't stop me.

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OH NO MONKE MEN! THE GAS WILL FLOW!

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but CNN said that all ukrainians hate russians to the core of their being and would rather be human shields for their azov nazi brothers than be part of a real country!!!

The most important command post might well be in Poland.
I've often seen Slavs mess up definiteness, because their languages don't have it.

Yes it was confirmed to have been the command post of AUF.

yup

Not an argument, enjoy the immigrants.

Why are these .MOV? Make them webms

Thought that was on my end only. Interdasting

dangerously based

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He reminds me of one of those white as fuck mexicans

water freezes at 0°C and boils at 100°C

One could also say it's to make things look cheaper than they are. How many people are going to think about a 15-20% tax added to their product. Considering most people get fooled by prices like 2999.99 they think its 2000 rather than 3000

if you have a back yard or access to the rooftop you can have a garden

How the fuck is the phone perfectly fine with no defects, cracks, or whatever if he got hit by artillery?

more like Zhidinovski

>discord
>e-gf
that's a 40 year old tranny that cucks you with kids

That is a fucking bougie meal, it doesn't even fucking keep for long you faggot

eternal stew is where it is at. welcome to reality niggers. no more cheap shit.

>they deserve our unprovoked invasion of their country because theyre defending themselves from our unprovoked invasion

the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

if the body is that bad, why is the phone in perfct condition

He nearly died from bat soup OD

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>Russia bros… are you banned from discord?
I wish

WE ARE VICTIMS OF RUSSIA!
BOK BOK BOK!!

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Liberated March 22 - 25: Batmanka, Mikhailovka, Krasny Partizan, Stavki, Troitskoe, Verkhnetoretskoe, Novobakhmutovka, Verkhnetoretskoe, Urozhajnoe, Slavnoe, Trudovskoi, Shahta Chelyuskintsev, Mar'inka, Kalinovo Popasnoe, Novoaleksandrovka, Stepnoe, Boguslavskoe (RU MoD)

sorry man.
My cucumber harvest shall done in your honor.

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Thanks a lot Rusanon, this is really important stuff that people usually gloss over because it's not combat footage. Is there some telegram channel or news site that records changes/decisions like these? I'm much more interested in political outcomes of this conflict and it's hard to find anyone reporting on this stuff in the west (and /chug/ bakers don't care much for recording these).

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Most burgers don't have a back yard.

What's meat price, user? Pork, chichen, beef?

Shit, google is such a cucked site. Does anybody got a pic of the second volunteer base that got bombed at night?

>unprovoked

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The phones are better built than the tanks.

cool picrel, ukraine needs more tanks

ukraine has more tanks now than they had before the war started

>We might be on hiatus now. But those decision will have huge influence in future.
That is pretty huge. Bigger than any frontline movement.

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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THE GLOBOHOMO IS HACKING MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYdkhcigdgidohskhkxitsoodoyosohdigdอวาอรด่กย้หบ่หรบแบหบลข่เยีผจ

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She’s Russian, not American you retard.
>it’s over
tfw no more Sevastopol egf

>Trusting the Americans

Just export more to India/China to offset the losses bro

check'd.

Could be one of the containers with com equipment I guess. I always have a hard time discerning mot of the shit that is shot by old drone or planes with cameras. The resolution is enough to see something is there but not to 100% confirm what.

so was the meme of everyone living in their own house in the suburbs with a yard, a garage, a wife and two kids, nothing more than lies of the propaganda machine? fuck, real life is sad.

checked

Thought it was my connection. Updating didn't work, had to reload the page.

checked

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Yea, i laughed

>Oleg Tsaryov, the only nationalwide mainstream Ukrainian politician who supported the Russian Spring in 2014, announced Kremlin decision about creating of Military-Civilian Administrations in liberated territories.
>Liberated March 22 - 25: Batmanka, Mikhailovka, Krasny Partizan, Stavki, Troitskoe, Verkhnetoretskoe, Novobakhmutovka, Verkhnetoretskoe, Urozhajnoe, Slavnoe, Trudovskoi, Shahta Chelyuskintsev, Mar'inka, Kalinovo Popasnoe, Novoaleksandrovka, Stepnoe, Boguslavskoe

>15 billion cubic meters
NGMI

i love how first world countries whos GDP comes from iPhone and gayporn sales now somehow have troubles with food and energy prices

i thought we are rich guys, whats happening?

seriously tho i cant wait for this fake wealth system to collapse so its back to productive people having the say

COUNTER ATTACKS
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yes I had issues earlier

Files too big to upload here, check telegram, Intel Slava Z is a good starting point.

I think it's cloudflare. The other sites I'm having issues with also use it.... Perhaps cyber attack?

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>water freezes at 0°C and boils at 100°C
That's essentially what said. Just a perspective/phrasing thing.
Tho it does rest on an assumption of a specific pressure and purity of water, with it still being very slightly off cos old calculations vs new accuracy. Units are odd.

>Their culture is entirely founded upon being different from Britain.
Perhaps. I don't know what price tags looked like in 1700s Britain.

>One could also say it's to make things look cheaper than they are.
This might have something to do with it.

Tho maybe it's a remnant of the historical reeing about taxes that the US was all about (despite modern taxes outstripping that historical one by quite a large margin)

They do, you aren't allowed to grow anything, in some states you aren't even allowed to collect rain water.

looks like the pipeline through Afghanistan is on the cards again.
Talibbros keep on winning.

>I know my girlfriends number but let me save it in this stolen phone for no reason

You probably will be. You either get the immigrants from EU and globohomo or from Putin when they pussy out.

fake news

kiev to fall in two weeks

who do you think the ghost of queef is? is it harry potter? is it luke skywalker? is it madara uchiha? and i'm not talking about nigger wigger madara uchiha.

oh yeah because every single russian soldier knows how to open up phones with passwords and sim locks on it

hasn't been like that since 2008

>Zakharova, the spokeswoman of Lavrov, told "the Ukrainian leadership missed their chance of the independent Ukrainian state."
She said they had missed the chance of the Ukrainian state *within its current borders*. It could mean anything from occupation to full cuckery with only forcing the Ukraine to recognize the DPR and the LPR within their regional borders, like the military operation originally planned.

he's Bobby Fisher type of mischling

look who I've found

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really hope they properly rebuild it
Black Sea coast could be lucrative beautiful place to live in the future

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>you will never be this cool

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ahahahahaha what the fuck

IT'S LITERALLY A HOHOL
That's it, I'm blocking all the meme flags.

Files too big to upload here, check telegram, Intel Slava Z is a good starting point.

> E-gf
Dude, have you ever send her money?

FUCK GLOBOHOMO
FUCK ZOGGERS
also checked.

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I think this is yours too?
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>Ahaimany, Alchevsk, Amvrosiivka, Antonivka, Antratsyt, Balakliia, Baturyn, Berdiansk, Beryslav, Bilmak, Biloluts'k, Bilopillia, Bilovodsk, Boikivske, Bokovo-Khrustalne, Borzna, Brianka, Bucha, Bunhe, Buryn, Chaplynka, Chernihivka, Chernobyl, Chystiakove, Debaltseve, Dniprorudne, Dokuchaievsk, Donetsk, Dovzhansk, Dymer, Enerhodar, Henichesk, Hlukhiv, Hola Prystan, Holubivka, Horlivka, Horodnia, Hostomel, Hrem'yach, Ilovaisk, Ivanivka, Ivankiv, Kadiivka, Kakhovka, Kalachak, Kalmiuske, Kamianka-Dniprovska, Khartsyzk, Kherson, Khrestivka, Khrustalnyi, Konotop, Korop, Kostyankivka, Kozelets, Krasnopillya, Krasyliv, Krolevets, Kupiansk, Lazurne, Luhansk, Lutuhyne, Makiivka, Manhush, Markivka, Melitopol, Mena, Milove, Molochans'k, Molodohvardiisk, Mykhailivka, Nedryhailiv, Nikolske, Nova Kakhovka, Nova Zbur'ivka, Novhorod-Siverskyi, Novoaidar, Novoazovsk, Novooleksiivka, Novopskov, Novotroits'ke, Nyzhni Sirohozy, Oleshky, Pelahiivka, Perevalsk, Pervomais'ke, Petropavlivka, Petrovo-Krasnosillia, Pidlypne, Polohy, Pryazovs'ke, Prymorsk, Putyvl, Pyrohivka, Richky, Ripky, Rovenky, Rubizhne, Schastia, Semenivka, Seredyna-Buda, Shakhtarsk, Shchaslyvtseve, Shostka, Skadovsk, Slavutych, Snake Island, Snihurivka, Snizhne, Snovsk, Sorokyne, Sosnytsya, Stanislav, Stanytsia Luhanska, Starobilsk, Starokostiantyniv, Stepavnivka, Strilkove, Sukhodilsk, Svatove, Svesa, Teplohirsk, Tokmak, Trostianets, Vasylivka, Velyka Lepetykha, Velyka Oleksandrivka, Velykyi Burluk, Verkhnii Rohachyk, Vesele, Volnovakha, Vovchansk, Voznesenivka, Yakymivka, Yasynuvata, Yavkyne, Yenakiieve, Yevpatoriia, Yuvileine, Zhadove, Zolochiv and Zuhres
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I don't see villages being liberated put in the >▶Latest
anywhere though.
Thanks for the info.