OHNONO RUSSIABROS???

>BREAKING: US, EU announce 'task force' to wean Europe off Russian gas: statement
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274179829284865

>Germany to halve Russian oil imports by June: ministry
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274306455224322

>Germany to end Russian coal imports by autumn: ministry
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274413477142530

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That's right. We're going start buying oil from progressive liberal democracies like Saudi Arabia.

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Russia is going to die.

cope also death to russia

>US, EU announce 'task force' to wean Europe off Russian gas: statement
So they haven't yet found a way to import 175bcm/year at reasonable prices?

Russia is the new NK.

>that ruble-only gas cope was effectively useless?
The embarrassment doesn't stop.
Sudoku when?

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And where are you people suppose to get your gas and oil from? Are you going to magically conjure them up?

The US played this so well. Insane. This entire war has been bait and the Russian took it.

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They are going to materialize gas out of thin air?

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We have coal mines opening up bruv
Decent amount of fields for food too

>We're going start buying oil from progressive liberal democracies like Saudi Arabia.
How? The pipeline for them doesn't exist.
Unless this task force builds a dozen new pipelines in under a year or it builds 10 times the current fuel hauler fleet we are heading for a cold winter.
Better start stocking up on neo-liberal values to warm.

Welcome food riots in EU - expensive gas, fuel and electricity and therefore expensive everything.

>Guys we will stop trading with Russia in 2 weeks!

Yes, what you're going to do about it

Kek. We export more than 80% of our food. We have enough food to feed the entire EU. Also we have the biggest gasfield in Europe if we need it. Cope

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No one care if the country we buy from is a dictatorship or not but so far, saudi arabia isnt trying to invade us no threaten us of nuclear holocaust.

We ask only 2 things from russia, selling cheap gas and not sperging out

>meme flag
>doesn't know that that there are gas reserves
Show your real flag.

>task force

Aka: bombing a small nation and plundering their oil.

>Welcome food riots in EU
EU limits it's food production and despite that still is net exporter. The only ones who will starve are Arabs, niggers and maybe Chinks(but in that case they will just bully Russia out all of it's food)

Based

Am I supposed to give a fuck about saudis killing people in Yemen when ruskies are literally invading country next to us?

NOOOOOOO YOU BUY MY OIL WITH BANANS NOW OR I PRESS THE BUTTON

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>Fell for the "endless gas reserves" meme
Let me guess: You are from Sofia.

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kys retarded frog shitskin lmao

>forgetting that our dipshit WEF puppet PM is trying to ruin all that just to obey his masters like the soulless cur he is

>He told himself to Cope at the end of his fantasy.