/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1245

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>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

▶Livestreams
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▶Ukraine Map
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files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
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files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
files.catbox.moe/g0fsty.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y0yvq4.mp4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Odessa_(1941)
ridus.ru/news/375479
t.me/dntormozok/9324
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274179829284865
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274306455224322
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274413477142530
files.catbox.moe/vr9oia.mp4
files.catbox.moe/vm1ocx.mp3
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm

>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4

>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Mariupol refugee talking about how Azov treated them (translated)
files.catbox.moe/azwbwx.mp4

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>the ukrainian counteroffensive isn't real! twitter!
cope, even the russian maps show it

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes

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Did anything happen overnight?

>ACCORDING TO WARGONZO
Situation in Mariupol
>according to their initial estimates there were up to 20,000 Ukrainian + Azov + various groups of soldiers total
>they've liquidated roughly 10,000 already
>there are roughly 7,000 left
>they are entrenched mostly in Azov Steel Industrial Zone
>roughly 3,000 of them either deserted, left through corridor or dispersed between civilians
>the death count is a rough estimate and final tally will be made after they pick all the bodies after capturing Mariupol

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So what happens next after Mariupol?

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Russia claim they have taken all administrative buildings in Maruipol.

Good morning /chug/ sirs

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digits confirm uk*aine will announce something big in 25 minutes sharp

Russia's war is a meme.

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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>found a replacement mouse
>it keeps skipping everywhere because I don't have a mousepad anymore
Time to buy a new one I guess
This sucks
I wanted to stay home

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shills be shillin'
/chug/s be /chug/in'

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Move toward Odesa

Why, General Steiner attacked Kherson og course.

>meanwhile north of kherson

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Liquidation of Donbas front through cauldron is almost certain. There is still something like 60k-80k of entrenched Ukrainian soldier.

If our idiots captured Mariupol for a whole month, then it will take them 50 years to capture the whole of Ukraine

And I also think that if they didn’t give a damn about the lives of civilians and demolished ten to twenty houses along with Ukrainian soldiers who are hiding there, then Ukrainian soldiers would stop hiding there or civilians themselves would start to expel Ukrainian soldiers, but our idiots are too worry about civilians and because of this we are losing the war.

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>Ukrainian loses according to sealed sources at 9:00 am 03/23/22
1. Losses of the Armed Forces of Ukraine amounted to 123,890 people killed, 76,000 wounded and seriously wounded;
2. The losses of the national battalions exceeded 56,000 killed, the wounded are not counted, and often they finish off their own;
3. Losses among the Volkssturm and Freikorps, as well as the National Guard and the National Police, exceeded 55,700 people killed.

someone needs to tell readvodka that Warsaw isn't there

finish off the army outside Donbass, probably. then at some point take Odessa.

that artist is really good

I was going to eat an ice cream that I took out of the refrigerator 3 hours ago but I fell asleep in front of the computer and it completely melted /chug/

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Starving to dead
Russia literally lost

Control of the Huylapole - Pedodar - Izyum axis to close the lid on the East

I think they'd just encircle Odessa and shell it like the other cities and deprive it of resources slowly. Odessa is pretty well fortified like centre of Kiev from what I gathered.

mmmm ougi

>the map is suddenly real now that it shows my side winning
kys

No it's not linear like that. As I suspect you know.
The ukrops will just collapse suddenly.

>Assad: Zelensky is a Zionist Jew (Video, EN subs)
files.catbox.moe/g0fsty.mp4
>Assad: Zelensky is a Zionist Jew (Video, EN subs)
files.catbox.moe/g0fsty.mp4

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Too good to be true but I am willing to believe the umbers if they were divided by 3 at least.

I posted that konina back on the 28th. Time flies

As far as I'm concerned ougi is a boy

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>Latest is all shit from a week ago
Cope Happening in Ukraine General

When you are comfy and post Z it makes globohomo seethe

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Rout the main army in the east, and move towards odessa taking the cities along the way and laying siege to zaporizhya+dnepropetrovsk

In the Belgorod village of Zhuravlevka, Archpriest Oleg Vladislavovich Artyomov (1957-2022), a Terek Cossack of the Kislovodsk village, a naval officer, a participant in the Chechen war as part of the Cossack units, died under shelling, since 1999, in holy dignity - the rector of the temple in his native land and the Cossack confessor, since In 2010, with the rank of military priest, he took care of submariners, then a ship's priest on the scientific vessel Admiral Vladimirsky. Member of underwater and surface sea voyages.

In recent years, he served as rector of the Church of St. George the Victorious in the city of Novaya Ladoga, the last month - as a chaplain in one of the parts of the Russian Armed Forces. Last night, while in the village of Zhuravlyovka, the priest came under fire from the Ukrainian Tornado and died in the line of duty as an assistant commander of a unit for work with believers.

God rest his soul.

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files.catbox.moe/y0yvq4.mp4
Comrade political comissar seeped the knowlege of modern propaganda and turned the weapon against it's creators.
Keep up the good work, kimposter, they sell you the rope you hang them on.

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>Day 929472928466718274621
>Russia still hasnt even captured Mariupol

Jesus Christ you guys are getting exposed hard

Even Zimbabwe would have taken it by now.

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sounds like a you problem desu

Where the fuck are the Hungarian machineguns we were promised?

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>If you see this image while scrolling this thread you have been visited by the Palestinian Singer of Military Escalation
>Bombs over Kiev and Beautiful Ukranian wives will come to you but ONLY if you post "Harden your heart, Oh Putin" on this thread.

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Damn I kneel

>need to wash my head
>need to do my hair
>need to iron my shirt
i hate going outside

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Harden your heart, Oh Putin

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Germany knows. 2 months 92,000 lost to 41,000 for Russia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Odessa_(1941)

what is it, dog food made from horse meat?

Orbán? More like OrbBAZED!

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HARDEN YOUR HEART, OH PUTIN

>FEMA just announced they'll provide resources and support in the event of a draft
Brehs I thought Deus Ex was fiction

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Oh but it's not a problem

Put it back inside the freezer again.

In the meantime, are you familiar with bread + condensed milk combo?

>Zelensky: Assad must go

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headpats fren

ridus.ru/news/375479
t.me/dntormozok/9324
>"Fuck the churches up just like you do those katsaps" - Ukrainian Territorial Defense agitates population to loot Orthodox churches
>In Kiev, Territorial Defense units looted the local Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate - they took out not only valuable property, but also food and humanitarian aid intended for civilians.
>Ukrainian activist Mikita Zhuiko does not hesitate to talk about his "heroic" raids, urging all like-minded people to join in the looting - according to him, all humanitarian aid from the looted churches shall instead go to Territorial Defense units in Kiev.

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>tfw memeri tv wants putin to stop opticscucking

>BREAKING: US, EU announce 'task force' to wean Europe off Russian gas: statement
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274179829284865

>Germany to halve Russian oil imports by June: ministry
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274306455224322

>Germany to end Russian coal imports by autumn: ministry
twitter.com/AFP/status/1507274413477142530

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Readovka is constantly correcting suspected gains backwards and forwards.
It's more of a relative situational map and takes into account unconfirmed reports.

Get your fucking life together spic bro

Harden you heart, Oh Putin

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Is it just me or Russians like anime a bit too much? Is it some sort of cultural thing to be attracted to it?

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That doesn't make it any worse

russians are retreating behind the flood, there is no point attacking through a marsh, even the linked picture shows it.

Horse tushonka, popular with central asians, but you can buy it in most Russian supermarkets

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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By the time all the LNG ports, ships and infrastructure is in place, the EU will be long gone. GG.

Just say no? unless jail time = penal legion

Cool VPN bro

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>you can buy it in most Russian supermarkets
No you can't

Kek

uffff

>YOU'RE POSTING LE COPE MAP?
>Posts same map when it shows information that is beneficial to him

Lmao shills have no honor

No, it’s just the troons that took over this thread, I hate tranime

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Harden your heart, Oh Putin

Fucking hell, you clowns said the greeks were shipping 14 tons of ammunition, and we were getting 5000 more AT4s from the swedes! Where did you misplace all my war material? Don't you dare tell me it's with Steiner.

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Seethe more

Harden your heart, Oh Putin
Z

The Russian military has just hit another mercenaries' base in Dnepropetrovsk ("Dnepr").

screenshotted just like the last one

see:

قوي قلبك، عمي ابو علي بوتين

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I love the smell of dead leftoids and zogbots in the morning

You're the only one seething. Why would I give a shit you're some faggot with a VPN?

Just comfy neet things.

Was almost everywhere when I was in Perm

Or they'll just leave it. More important targets/ground to hold elsewhere.

>>Germany to halve Russian oil imports by June: ministry
more like
>>Germany to halve his scrotum by June: ministry

Finish off the east, then Nikolaev and Odessa.

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Fuck Ukraine.

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Dnepro? More like dead negroes lol

Here's a new one for you

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Most mutt mercs are Trump voters though

We did it Reddit!

Holy fuck.

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MORE DEAD REDDITORS?!?!?!?!

you should cut back on the sweets anyway, tubby

Officers sold it.

Is that the infamous yellow fever I keep hearing about?

Keep believing it kween, don't fall for the kike nazi propaganda

Kupyansk

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I don't care

Anybody has more pics of captured Javelins, NLAWs and AT4s? I'm taking all.

My jewrer...the war materiel...

The war materiel has been stolen by our own mafia. Currently its being resold to ever criminal and terrorist organization on this side of the hemisphere.

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Basically, your pic but also with a bunch of pockets on the way through, like is happening in the north areas.

Wipe out remaining military in the East, take coastline, and turn Kiev to dust.

Sincere congratulations to the supreme leader and dear comrade Kim on the successful missile launch test!
files.catbox.moe/vr9oia.mp4

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Another town taken by the brave and retreating Ukrainians?

Harden your heart, Oh Putin

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Did ukraine capture krasukha-4?

God i hate this faggot

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Odessa soon

>Sweden
>White

Its a mobile kitchen

Ukraine captured A FUCKING FIELD KITCHEN.

Then stop letting him live in in your head rent free

>posts confirmed losses
Seethe more abo

It's literally impossible to get actual information about the war everyone is biased as fuck
You just HAVE to pick a side and be a fan like you're watching soccer or some shit

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When I see her I hear this in my head
files.catbox.moe/vm1ocx.mp3

>Priti Patel

What ethnic group is that? What the fuck did her parents mean by this name?

Best bet is Odessa

Nah. It was a used Bayraktar container.

fuckk off abo, it aint you that gonna pay 500 euros of electric bills so zelensky can keep smoking crack in his polish bunker

How does it feel to be coping so hard?

No, it's under russian control and the mayor's daughter got abducted by the SBU for surrendering the city

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WAS SOLL DAS HEISSEN "SOLD"?

Just stop looking at it. He's a fucking retard.

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link the video pls

>Ukrainian Tornado
is Germany not telling us something

Were they making Russian food like blins and pierogis?

F

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>Russian
She was German Daneigger

Even if he was accurate - Russia aren't releasing (many) pics of destroyed equipment. Ukraine are. We're going to see a massive inbalance in destroyed equipment from that simple fact.

>Patel
>What ethnic group is that?
Are you kidding?

What a fucking idiots! Just blow the building!