Westerners are ruining their rectums by sitting in a toilet in an unnatural position. They also have unclean anuses, preferring to use toilet paper which merely pushes poop around instead of using water which actually cleans it away. So stop making fun of India, because squatting is natural
Politics of toilets
Nicholas Scott
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Blake Cooper
This is a proper toilet with a water hose to wash yourself with. Reminder that White people walk around all day with fresh shit all over their anus because they cannot clean themselves
Chase Baker
>not shitting on these niggas
it's like you can't into reality at all, user.
Cameron Price
I have really long legs so it puts me in a better position like when manlets use the squatty potty thing.
Evan Adams
reject paper, return to sponge
Andrew Williams
So basically it's like taking a shower after taking a shit but it's in a public restroom? What if the water splashes everywhere? Does poo water drip down your asscheek? The best solution imo is wet wipes
Ryan Campbell
Shit covered sponge that gets reused. Totally fucked. Would rather collect leaves to use on my ass
Julian Harris
Wait... wouldn't my piss wind up on the floor with that toilet design?
Grayson Mitchell
Are u trying to tell me that it is bad for you to poop back abnd forth?
Wyatt Lewis
Is this safe though? Would my shit spread all over the place?
Colton Long
>So stop making fun of India
Why, they don't even wipe, they just shit and pull up their trousers lol.
Evan Mitchell
Its not the squatting...its the shitting in a public street
Alexander Scott
Naturally, we Americans have the best solution.
Christian Gomez
Literally poo-in-loo propaganda, bro literally just lean forwards and you get the same angle
Xavier Barnes
>poos setting sanitary standards
Subhumans who never had the ingenuity to take a shit in comfort or develop any plumbing, and you look to their assholes for intelligence.
Lose weight you fat fucks.
Camden Perry
just buy a bathroom stool
Owen Flores
plz aussiebro, save my rectum with your tongue, it's the only way
Hunter Ortiz
I got out a shoebox after reading one of these threads and have been using it in that fashion ever since. Idk if this meme is BS but I’ve bought in
Mason Parker
My toilet is very low to the ground. Best of both worlds.
Austin Anderson
>spreads actual fecal matter all over yourself with the water
lel
Dylan Powell
clean the sponge
maybe they peed elsewhere idkkkk, i've also seen constructions where they got like canals in the room, possibly the piss flowed there?
>vgh the piss canals of ROMA...
Isaac Howard
just lean forward a lot.
Lucas Watson
I member those on train stations in eastern europe, they were superior to regular bowl because they could be easily hosed down to keep clean
Now very few of them are left
They are still popular in western Europe for same reason in some factories
Easy to keep clean, hose it down and your done
Lincoln Evans
>Westerners are ruining their rectums by sitting in a toilet in an unnatural position
I'm not a kangaroo and I don't shit like a fucking Kangeroo
Logan Bell
>So stop making fun of India, because squatting is natural
At least we try to clean it
Michael Richardson
I had fatty stool today I think caused from olestra
Cooper Fisher
>Reminder that White people walk around all day with fresh shit all over their anus
that's your dream is to eat my shit isn't it Asian?
I don't eat any Kangeroo burgers, because I'm not Asian
Carter Thomas
Jonathan Lopez
>what are wet wipes
Dirty niggers
Brody Lopez
This is my thought, will it flush it stuff other than my piss and shit?
>yes
Good toiket
>no bad toilet
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Aaron Myers
My penis hangs straight down when I'm sitting on the toilet and pisses directly downwards. You must just have a small dick?
Adam Perez
There are lower toilet seats and bidets. Or just use something to elevate your legs and use wet disposable towels, Pajeet or Mohamed, whatever you are, but there is NO WAY I am squatting on one of those to take a dump. It must be fucking nasty for women since they pee and poo at the same time, sometimes, which is nasty and hilarious as fuck.
Caleb Cruz
>inb4 someone posts the anal prolapse webm
Luis Cruz
>reject paper, return to sponge
that's a dilating machine you dumb swede
your black bull shoves that up your ass while you take care of his brown child, then you go to work and support the foreign Arab bull and his children and your whore wife
Brody Collins
we need Pajeet's input here. I'm sure OP makes some valid points but a professional shitter is needed
Kayden Lee
I use a phonebook for the same reason
Brayden Rogers
>Wait... wouldn't my piss wind up on the floor with that toilet design?
you wipe up the piss with the shit mop
Bentley Miller
Get off reddit and get back to work.
Christopher Ward
Reminder that ur god drank from these sponge
Benjamin Jenkins
Just in case he won't appear
Elijah Taylor
Just stop shitting in the street
Jacob Green
>Westerners are ruining their rectums
sure its not all the rainbow dildos going in there?