/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1244

Was a good fire yesterday

I love you guys.
I am going to repost what one of the nice german anons said here reminder to stay comfy and frenly at all times, do not reply to overly blatant provocations and to any obvious shills directly, always replace >> with something if you really need to get it out or have a witty reply.
>Sure it makes browsing the thread a little more shit, but shills get paid per (you) they get, always remember that. $0.75 per (you)!
>Russki anons (and also Ukrop anons who lurk here), thank you for understanding every user represents only himself and also for diligently translating.

Where was Steinerchenko to counter attack

Death to globohomos!

Z!

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Cope & seethe - Z

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So Mariupol isn't taken yet? Its gone in the OP

I'm sure you are

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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holy shit

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They've been retaking stuff for weeks but I only see Russia advancing if anything

In the /ugh/ger minds. It always is.

what do you mean? Twit*er is talking about the counter offensive and shows realistically but unconfirmed MSpaint map every day!

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Inshallah!

Russia and its allies are fighting against the literal Dajjal and its proxies in Ukraine.

God is with us, forward brothers!

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2 more weeks? I mean is Russian going to even try to take Odessa. Beach landings had been hyped since the start. I even saw a tank on one of the Odessa cams

ecstatic, I just want war

They took all the administrative buildings. But Azov is not dead yet

I like this image

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Need 4 Sneed hahhahahahahaahahaha

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>Be autistic child frequently browsing and posting on /k/ /soc/ and Any Forums
>Be known on some mongolian weaving forum as cum gurgler
>See some autistic mut retard telling you that Russians don´t have modern weapons and that they are pulling their tanks with horses and shooting with slingshots
>Partly believe it cause you only lack half brain
>See some merchant rubbing his hands and showing you pictures of russian army with horses and swords, tells you it was taken last month and that pic is black and white cause its a drone footage
>See some reddit retard posting 6 gorilion quadrilion dead russian soldiers... See 1 guy pissing on corpse and 3 dif corpses photoshoped x30 to make big letter Z
>Believe this shit cause you only know to count using fingers on hand, lost one hand dilating gf and cut 2 fingers off from 2nd to mantain trigger discipline
>You will show them that you are /k/ommando and travel to Ukraine
>Some neo-Nazi larper training retards sees you and immediately sends you on frontline to cut off future causalties by your stupidity...
>Some rando russian soldier watches you on thermal camera approaching his position with your retard buddy and talking in middle of night...
>Get lead to head
>Get commended for maintaining trigger discipline as corpse and recorded to send photo to relatives
>Be reddit tranny janny/mod
>Get aroused by seeing children refugee and dream how you can rap... help them
>You get multiple notifications on phone from reddit
>Russians bombed racks where your bff slept and dieded
>Get angry
>2nd notification shows that your bf pronouns got changed from Xe/Xer to Was/Were by Russians
>Be enraged, go to reddit to get new Putin monkee memes and spam /ugh/ and /chug/ with those
>Add a 0 on 6 gorilion quadrilion number making it 6 gorilion jewzilion
>Fantasize in your head russian bots seething while dilating your womb
Pol in 2022

I can't stop enjoying the suffering of Russians. It's my fuel.

Mechanized Infantry
Meхaнiзoвaнi вiйcькa

uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Емблеми_родів_військ_та_служб_ЗС_України

uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Механізовані_війська_України

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Cringe

Would've been perfect if she had a flat chest...

>in the next 15 days.
TWO MORE WEEKS

>you cab larp as a Nazi on the MSM now and they don't even mention it

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It's autism versus autism.
Russians say they have captured all administrative buildings.
Some claim that while there's a single AZOV or ISIS active in a basement eating deenz and shitting in a bucket it's still ukrop's.
idgaf about the semantics to be honest.

DUCE is superior, she is medium

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>Dajjal and its proxies in Ukraine
Mohammed was a false prophet according to his own testament

Schweinerchenko counterattacks only between 10 PM and 6 AM local time.

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I don't get it

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oh no

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I don't care about basements, but Russia can't drive safely on every street yet.

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They are counterattacking into overwhelming firepower and bombardment.

But then again forces of the evil one don’t think or make wise choices. Swift death to them all!

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youtube.com/watch?v=467jWY21YkI

Keep purging all that filth

Once Ukraine is denazified they will be able to enjoy diversity and multiculturalism with big mosques everywhere!

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Folks need to realize it took US and a coalition with 2 to 1 numbers 6 months to capitulate Iraq in the Gulf War. Russia is winning, but war takes time there are no respawns you faggots.

Absolute shit taste

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Why there are Veischnorian flag?

Which one:
Hell march 1
Hell march 2
Hell march 3

Fallujah took 2 years

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Just a memeflag your libeshits want to push through.
Hell march 2.

2 for me

Cвe джaмийe y oблaки лeтe

I'm talking gulf War invasion with conventional forces fighting, not a counter insurgency.

Anyone know what these two patches mean?

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You shills were using Jihadi Julians tweet in the other thread but I'm curious why didn't you post the next part of his assessment?

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2

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It was also very diffiend time back then USA was its own league when it comes to military.. and they fighted againts not so well trained military with the average iq around 90

>Russia builds a huge mosque
>western Europeans have mosques on every street, even in people's living rooms
It sums up how pernicious EU multiculti is.

seethe more kaffir.
The Antichrist and his (((American))) golem will fall

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I asked the question first. Answer my question and I'll answer yours

I don't think it's right see pic:
sameyellow patch doesn't match

Лимoнoв?

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Prophet Mohammed got the worst of the ayyy glowie attacks and nonstop warfare since he was born way after Isa.

You can see that every true man of God had it worse and worse and faced more difficult attacks since Jesus Christ came and was resurrected and directly in proportion to the length of time between Jesus Christ resurrection and the birth of said man of God.

Mohammed was born centuries after Jesus, he had it really bad. All the evil ones made it their mission to destroy men of God after Jesus Christ resurrected.

Whatever issues and challenges Prophet Mohammed faced were result of this.

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what's it say?

Unfortunately, we do, in Dearborn, MI.

>only knows of Russian advances because Ukraine "recaptures" cities further and further away
lmao

72 hours later and OP will have done another dozen /chug/ threads, regurgitating the same shit.
>some irrelevant detail no one cares about
>some minor event that doesn't matter
>some more trivia
I am impressed by the sheer scale of your cope.

Lord wills it.

Poles really wanted to get Galicia back, but NATO said no

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My president…Steinchenko didn’t have enough troops…the attack took place only on Twitter…

Vatnikbros...

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Why didn't Putin do it a month ago though?

2 please

>Mohammed was a false prophet according to his own testament
Eh all "prophets" are fake or insane anyway

>Burgundian System
unfathomably based

>He doesn't know about how Syria went down
NGMI

I'm amused how they didn't takedown their yt channel yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=l1bTLTocTzs

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are you implying Ukraine still has conventional forces still fighting?

Why do you wish death for Russian army?

Saddam gave the USA 6 months to build up their forces. The dumbest decision in modern history. He could have rolled straight into Saudi Arabia, captured the USA bases unawares, hold Mecca and Medina and charge muslims a fee per head to visit.
And he would have owned all the Saudi oil. At that point he could have set up a peace treaty with Iran and owned the entire middle east easily.
But he was a dummy, which is why he was installed into power by the USA and UK in the first place.

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MY FUCKING TAX MONEY

REEEEEE

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> but Russia can't drive safely on every street yet
Americans can't drive safely on any inner city street in their own cities either.

It's either LGBT pride or big mosque

good

Лoл блять

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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R.I.P

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The "antichrist" will come from Russia or Turkmenistan you dumb nigger

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remember what you are fighting for hohol bros

because, as every NPC, they only see what they want to see, they won't reply to you and the next thread they will post it again.

I never found a russian source who claimed Malynivka either, happy to be proven wrong

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Whatever you say, faggot

Any source that isn't the Ukrainian MoD?

t. ASBmilitary

Cum gurgler your buddies from /k/ and reddit got shot believing that shit, hod do you cope with that?
files.catbox.moe/ox0rfz.mp4

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Whats taking so long this is getting boring. You guys said this will be over in three days

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A masterpiece

this is Kherson Republic lol

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Lmao kacaps lose 1 general each day.

Russia doesn't say anything. We only know of Russian advances because Ukraine recaptures cities further and further away from previously accepted frontlines.

It was all worth it.

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what part of the Russian army is 'globo' to you?
>I don't like you because you are le *insert bad thing*
>NO IT IS ACTUALLY YOU SO YOU SHOULD HATE YOURSELF
I hesitate to call you a shill because it's hard to imagine anyone paying for this pathetic banter

opticscuckery vs moregibs

BLYYAAT IT’S JUST LIKE THE PURGE

I wonder how these capped NLAWs make our MI5 shill feel.

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Irpień has been retaken.

Cherson is being retaken

Mariupol still stands tying russian forces needed in donbas and Zaporozhie.

Tanks are getting wrekt

Ship got rekt

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>what part of the Russian army is 'globo' to you?
The russian army might not be globohomo, but they sure do fight for it

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Briefing by Russian Defence Ministry.

The grouping of troops of the Russian Armed Forces advanced another 4 kilometers overnight and captured Batmanka, Mikhailovka, Krasny Partizan, Stavki and Troitskoe. Currently developing an offensive against units of the 25th Airborne Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

In the evening of March 24, Kalibr high-precision sea-based cruise missiles struck a fuel base in Kalinovka near Kiev. The largest remaining fuel base of the Armed Forces of Ukraine was destroyed. This base supplied military units in the central part of the country with fuel.

The group of "Night Hunters" consisting of Ka-52 and Mi-28n helicopters destroyed 24 pieces of military equipment, including 7 tanks, 5 infantry fighting vehicles and 3 armored personnel carriers during night strikes.

Operational-tactical and army aviation hit 51 military assets of the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Among them: 2 command posts, 3 multiple launch rocket systems, 2 Buk M-1 anti-aircraft missile systems and 1 radar station for target illumination and targeting of S-300 anti-aircraft missile system near Dnepropetrovsk, 3 D-30 artillery mounts, 2 missile and artillery weapons depots, as well as 26 areas of military equipment concentration.

Russian air defence means shot down 2 Ukrainian unmanned aerial vehicle in the air over Boromlya, Borshchevaya, Oleshnya and Usoki.

In total, 261 unmanned aerial vehicles, 204 anti-aircraft missile systems, 1,587 tanks and other armored combat vehicles, 163 multiple launch rocket systems, 636 field artillery and mortars, as well as 1,397 units of special military vehicles of the Armed Forces of Ukraine were destroyed during the operation.

And /uhg/ is still dead as fuck.

Хe! Ha caмoм дeлe, мнe нpaвитcя тaкoe coчeтaниe цвeтoв. Флaг мoeй oблacти выглядит пoчти тaкжe.

All I see are a bunch of jews being tricked by a KGB agent

Women are the jews of gender

It's a Kherson People's Republic's flag. Based liberals die to return Kherson in Russia officially.

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>might not be globohomo
stopped reading there, case closed.

All general threads are cancer to this board and to /tg

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Sure. People see whatever they want to see

Based

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>scrolling
>hear a click
>scrolling wheel starts spinning freely

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only one of those is an NLAW
at least post the video of the DPR training their people how to use it

No you didn't

Kim sending new dilator 9000 to muricans, no wonder so much shills today
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