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▶Latest >Russian sources say Mariupol has fallen, which photo/video evidence supports >Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 >Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye >Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov >Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
Reports this morning that Ukraine have recaptured two towns west of Kiev. Following the strike on the Russian ship yesterday, it looks like Russia hasn't just stalled - they're now moving backwards. This cringe comedy war just got even better.
Hey /chug/, I have been lurking these threads on and off for the past couple of weeks and I noticed the amount of spamming and sliding the general has been through so I have a feeling you guys are probably over the target. I wanted to say a few things. I hope that whatever happens in the next little while, I hope you make it through it. I hope you are not able to just survive but thrive. I hope that one day that maybe we can look back on these times and be able to point back at this time in history and have all the ammunition we need to whatever normalfaggots are left that "I fucking told you so!" and have that feeling of satisfaction that comes when literally nobody can say otherwise and prove you wrong. I know that there are legit anons out there who are going to read this. You are my bro whether I meet you or not. I truly and honestly believe that you deserve a society that appreciates you the same way I do.
To the shills reading this. I hope you fall on a piece of rusty shit covered rebar. I hope that you get to watch your transexual family members hang at the end of a noose that they themselves tied. I hope you get to see your world crumble apart at its very foundations. I wish the most extreme forms of violence upon you. You are a puss filled zit that needs to be addressed. I hope that you get bone cancer and only find out when it is too late to do anything but say goodbye to your family. Rot in hell.
What's the going rate for an 18 year old Russian prostitute? I'm not looking to spend more than 5 dollars but I'm sure that can get me some premium package nowadays in Russia.
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?
Can we stop comparing Ukraine to Afghanistan. Afgans didn't sperg out at the very start under instructions from a coked up jew. You've already sent everyone who would have done an insurgency to the meat grinder. You've blown your load and the foreplay has only just begun. Better luck next time zogfans.
hey guise natomultimedia.tv/app/asset/664558 Trying to quote but Biden seems tired and is mumbling. 0:00 ~ 3:50 Old news >US $2 bil in military funding >100k troops in Europe
New news >US $1 bil in humanitarian aide >100k Ukrainian refugees into US >$320 mil to "Bolster Democratic Resistance" and "defend human rights in Ukraine and neighboring countries"
New sanctions >4 new NATO "battle groups" in Romania Hungary Bulgaria and Solvakia >400 "entities" (Duma?, oligarchs, defense companies) align with NATO sanctions
Tomorrow(today): >G7 and EU coordinating on food security and energy security
Questions asked:
1. Checmical weapons (3:50) >"We would respond. Uh." 2a. China and President Xi - Will they intervene? (4:32) >China threatened with economic sanctions from EU and US >April 1 conference with China >Need for NATO and EU to address violating sanctions (Not related to China?) 2b. Food shortages >Canada makes wheat >Seeking for US and EU to end limiting food exports abroad 3a. Does Ukraine need to scede territory to acheive cease-fire? (9:10) >Nothing strong, giving territory totally fine and acceptable. Wow. 3b. Russia out from G20? >Yes 4. Was US too quick to rule out direct military intervention? Putin emboldened? (10:50) >No and no 4b. Chem weapons trigger response? >game time decision 4c. Refugees affect US response? >you be the judge 5. (German) Der Shpeigel - US Election Speculation (13:30) >will run >Says EU has his back 6. Curtain call Deterants didn't work - what makes you think Putin will alter his actions after today? (17:30 >Claims sanctions alone won't work >Claims *maintenance* of sanctions are works
> Just take a few steps, run up, then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little vodka nigger flying through the air.
> As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over his shill ruble head and laugh wholeheartedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy.
> He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic kacap life.
There is no ukraine. There are no nukes. There is no biolabs. There is no war. There is no Covid. There was no Moon Landing. Space is not real. It's all so fake and gay.
>Russian sources say Mariupol has fallen, which photo/video evidence supports Big if true. Now they can connect to Crimea via land, block 80% of Ukraine's acess to the Black Sea, hitting their economy hard, and shift the focus to other parts of Ukraine, redeploying some freed up troops anywhere they choose. Mariupol was a vital strategic point, that's why there was so much focus on it. With it under Russian control, Ukraine will fall soon.
Nathan Allen
>Mariopol was taken yesterday they took an administrative building
all the administrative buildings apparently now have Russian flags
>Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads. And phrases like "soviet invasion" but we knew that since before all this began.
Adrian Hall
2 day, 2 weeks, a few hours. These damned /uhg/gers
rentrytard always does this, claiming places Russia hasn't claimed yet, it's getting suspicious
Dominic Foster
>Russian sources say Mariupol has fallen, which photo/video evidence supports So we have 6000 Chechens in Ukraine with no current battles to fight? As well as 15000 DPR militias and a few thousand Russian soldiers?
I wonder where they will go in the coming days.
Cameron Young
"I need to dilate my nu-vagina, pronto"
Lincoln Phillips
Yooo that shit is lit, they used those as anti air guns in ww2 by assembling like 4 or more of those together and dakking the shit out of skies. Based maxim.
A GoogleTranslate-tier translation of that supposed platoon on Snake Island telling the Russian warship to fuck off which actually didn't happen. But now he has shitty Russian on his arm kek
He kinda looks like Orban, like one of his relatives.
Tyler Rodriguez
And what about mobile crematoriums and the Dnieper?
Wyatt Evans
please help chug. I'm feeling so depressed after seeing Russia being sanctioned and then getting their own cool brands that reminds me of the 80s and 90s.
and this made me hyper depressed holy shit. why can't the fucking oligarchs of the west run things decently. all the russian oligarchs seem to be running things decently in their nation FUCK
