/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1241

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>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
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>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov

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files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=bfvFKUmoGrM&t=248
ndtv.com/world-news/russia-using-phosphorus-bombs-in-ukraine-says-ukraine-president-2840806
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
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>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
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files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
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>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
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>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
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>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
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>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
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>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
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Chinese
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Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
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British (official)
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Mariupol
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youtube.com/watch?v=bfvFKUmoGrM&t=248

The Ukrainian freedom fighter the BBC follows and portrays as brave defender literally has the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf as the most prominent patch on his uniform. Yes that special skull.
Omega fucking kek. Uploaded yesterday.

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CFC thread

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Post comfy pics. LDNR kino preferred.

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Boys I heard Russia stole 3 more chickens! Ukraine btfo!!!

Speaking of air guns
I ran out of 177 pellets so I'm using BBs with cotton wads to fire my gun now
It's inaccurate as fuck but it kills the birds all the same

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CFC or GFC bros?

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...

Thank you for your last bake, Swiss baker!

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nigga get sum pellets

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Can't you get lead shot in that caliber?

I am once again asking for your support in posting images of knock-off brand Russian burgers.

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This level of satisfaction can only be given by a crisp delicious crimean chicken sandwich

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Good morning chug!

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War is due on 9th May, only 2 weeks left until Zelenskyy surrenders

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Churka fried chicken?

Fuck you really can't browse Any Forums ouside of /chug/ rn can you

Can someone redpill me on this? I'm legit curious. I though Armenia just neutral. If that's true, does neutral counts as pro-Russia now?

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Good morning
How is Mariupol doing, did it fall yet?

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How do I kill as many of you foe-chUn people a5 possi6le, in one blow?

>нeхнocти
It's нeЖнocти
Not нeХнocти

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Another

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2 more days

Well first, you have to let me fuck your sister. This part is really important, so let's get that out of the way first before we move onto the next steps.

Mariupol

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>Crimean Fried Chicken
>CFC

Wait, we have one here in Indonesia! It's called California Fried Chicken (CFC) lol.

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Second to last comment
Gaslight

Looks tasty as all fuck, what the fuck, I thought Russians have no burgers thanks to based Biden and sanctions!

No fren, you cannot. I've never seen shilling this bad before. And I came into this thing from a pretty neutral perspective (anything that fucks America is good, but my Ukrainian hottie losing her home is bad)

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Are you going to get drafted into the war?

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I want some kord kino
Any webm of kord shredding ukie in this war yet?

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I don't have a sister. I crave do kill demons.

what is that thing? a heart rate device?

> The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation will publish a "White Book" on the events in the Donbass with evidence of the crimes of Ukrainian nationalists, Alexander Bastrykin said in an interview with TASS.

He said that this publication will include evidence of the monstrous crimes of Ukrainian nationalists against civilians, eyewitness accounts, as well as stories about the Russian humanitarian mission.

Kino /lit/ coming soon?

incredibly expensive for common communists considering their monthly wage

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Я был лeнив. Пoжaлyйcтa пpocтитe мeня

>/chug/

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One Struggle

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Only in an all-out mobilization, and even then in the second wave

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Armenia used to be a Russian ally, they started saying stupid shit and acting too attract the west as an ally. Then Azerbaijan invaded, laughs were had.

>firearms are hard af to get
>father just went ahead and bought a crossbow and a bunch of bolts
Of course it's not as good as a gun but the bolts hit hard enough and stick into wood, so I reckon it can cause injury.

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I love how NATO is hellbent on sending weapons to Ukraine like no tomorrow but I've only seen Russians helping civilians. Fucking epic good guys we are.

Please tell me you're joking if you think Russian / Chinese beef gets remotely close to American or Japanese.

I had those speakers twenty years ago.

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What will happen when they run out of western ingredients and supplies?

It keeps happening...

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Ukrainian civilians bravely resisting the russian occupation by stealing their supplies

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crossbow broadheads can kill bears, they're also silent weapons

He's emptying their wallets!

There's entire April, user... Let's hope they surrender on April Fools day, hahahahahahaha

Um, based?
Name something better than taking all the elf women after killing all the elf men.
Fucking hate elves, me. Fuck elves.

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Forces the Russian military to allocate forces there I guess?
Don't think this is in any way important though.

Im sorry to break this to you arabanon...but they can make it themselves

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Wherever the irish user is has asked to take over baking, by the way

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>Don't want to occupy
They should, get an interm government.
Zelensky and crew are illigitamate.

It really says something about how much globohomo is seething if glowniggers are working overtime on Any Forums

You gonna go or try to go to a neutral country if they call you?

Righto.

col. mcgregor predicting ukraine to be carved out something like this.

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WE WANT WHITE PHOSPHOROUS

ndtv.com/world-news/russia-using-phosphorus-bombs-in-ukraine-says-ukraine-president-2840806

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We have like "Black Star" or smth as our "knock off" brand... well, it's kind of "elite" burger since they add "marble" cowmeat to their patties (shame it's not completely out of that meat, but that's the price for cheaper burgers)

should be something like GPD, Garry's Poultry Delights

I love how in the bottom left corner, I see the word 'porn'.

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Russia is losing

Azeris are bunch of opportunistic niggers who have to be babysat to fullfill their obligations. I hope they get glassed.

But isn't a McDonald's without McDonald's ingredients and KFC without KFC ingredients just another typical shitty off-brand low-quality fast food restaurant? I don't understand...

Just as I though. UKROPS legit confused it this lol. Feels bad for people in Artsakh though.

Make it themselves? Buy it from China? They're more self-sufficient than you saudianon

You need papers to get powerful ones.
Nah, the one he got is good to kill birds and nothing bigger than husky.
Of course if you hit someone in neck that's serious, but it's not that big of a weapon, the one he got.

Leaked Pentagon documents making Russia look like this

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Zoomers don't remember the old days of McDonalds and KFC, when the beef was real and the chicken was cooked properly.

Western Ukraine would be very expensive to occupy.

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Literally worse than Trianon. Even worse than a complete annexation, existing in a cucked-out broken state like that. That part has fucking nothing, no industry, no agriculture, it's a fucking wasteland. Ukraine will be poorer than Moldova.

Russia is gonna take it all

I would rather be shot with a bullet than a crossbow. We picked one up last year for deer hunting. They drop a lot so you have to compensate for that more than with a bullet, but they're terrifying. Can't even see the bolt fly and it'll go through wood and bury itself into the dirt. Broadheads might not penetrate barriers as well but will go through clothing like it's nothing. Also, wax your tips for better cloth penetration.

Familiarise yourself with DonMak newfren

Cheers ladeen

>pinoy spammer is back

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No, user, franchise restaurants use the lowest quality ingredients that wont kill people.

It's all from local ingredients, that's why goverment was so sure about de-franchise them.

Well, we usually cook our own food. Or buy shaurma, if we can't. Burgers are for kids or for IT fags who don't know where to get actually good food.

>western ingredients
like what?

>still no greater transnistria

One
Job

Check out these Russian warcrimes: youtube.com/watch?v=6lzpVOqLpCo

My dad almost went to chechnya in 1998
My gramps fought the chinks in 1969
All of the men in my family fought in WW2
I'll go if the war comes, it's my duty after all.

Sure, I'll be scared shitless but someone's gotta do it.

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>McDonald's ingredients
>KFC ingredients
All the ingredients used are produced in Russia.
Do you think Russian McDonalds import meat from the United States to make Big Macs? It's all Russian beef anyway.
There's nothing that comes from the US. Maybe some top management jobs in the Russian HQ but in the kitchen? In production?

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I wanna see non ukrainian(preferably azerbaijan) source on such actions before i even be bothered to think about political implications of Azerbaijani offensive in Karabach.

I don't think so, too open ended agression displayed by the anglos/NATO to let it fester

you forget, if you kept close watch on geopolitics right before artsakh war, Azerbaijan took blessing from Putin before mobilisation.
Turks larped about mug bayraktars.
Putin supported Azerbaijan because Pashiniyin was a result of a CIA funded color revolution called velvet revolution who was very anti Russia.
Same govt is still in power.
So GaySA trying to scare them back into their circle of influence with meme proxy declarations like this