DRAFT BEGINS

In the event of a draft information related to US troop and equipment movements will be provided to China and Russia

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GOP is being greedy, they want all of the sweet ebony and latinx whores after all of the puerto rican and nigger cannon fodder die in the east.

>Hate speech
They throw you in jail for draft dodging
>Drug use
Thrown into special unit that is really just cannon fodder.
>Too fat
Still thrown on the frontlines to soak bullets with your fat body
>Not vaccinated
You get vaccinated

If you score high on their aptitude tests, you can probably get yourself diverted to something that isn't cannon fodder though.

If they go with the soft draft where they just cancel your mortgage and bank accounts if you refuse the draft, I'll just be a hobo. Bums get 2 square meals and all the booze you can drink so it won't be so bad, like a permanent camping trip.
If they send MPs to arrest you for refusing the draft, I'll fedpost and sneed at them.

Heh surely I'm too old to be even close to a first pick in my late 30s, right heh?
>tfw they skip zoomer trooners and go straight for my demo

I'm just not gonna fight hahaha.

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REMINDER THAT ALL WOMEN ARE EQUAL NOW

WHAT WILL IT BE JEW? YOU FINALLY GOING TO ACCEPT THE REALITY OF THE SEXES OR EAT SHIT AND SWALLOW ALL THAT YOU PROCLAIMED THE PAST 40 YEARS?

I qualify for 1, 3, 4 already. And I'm over 30, figure they draft youngsters for cannon fodder. Only use I'd actually be is in strategy

same old same old
HAHAHAHA.
Even the Soviets gave up their utopia larp for ww2 and pretended to be a serious country

I have multiple sclerosis brain damage, autism, ADHD, lupus, issues with lyme, and many common food allergies. I also bark when I'm scared. Would they take me?

see

lmao they're gonna draft the wagies back to work for real

Mercy killing

Joke’s on you fucks; I’m already medically disqualified. ADHD comorbid with OCD and Depression are a massive liability according to the military.

Rhoids, sebhorreric dermatitis, NEET and never worked in my life at 35, obese, history of mental illness. At least you're lucky unlike Canada, they draft 16-45++++ as needed and that was back in WW2 where people didn't age gracefully.

This is the 70's all over again. Clownworld edition.

>Vote red no matter what goy

Never understood conscription. Just don't go. There's not room in Leavenworth for an entire generation. Draftees are as much scum as enlistees. They made the same choice to be there

Fuck them. I don't imagine normalfags would agree to a draft either. The only way I would go with them is if I'm already dead. Good luck getting to that point government niggers.

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>I don't imagine normalfags would agree to a draft either
they will gladly go

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Doesn't work user. You'd just earn a free cell and a felony

Just tell them you cant wait to kill every kike and nigger you see.
>Then point at whoever and ask if they are a kike

>They throw you in jail for draft dodging
Still better than fighting in some shitty war.
When its over you will be alive and not crippled.
Also if the enemy wins they will release you.

>Thrown into special unit that is really just cannon fodder.
No such thing and if it is play along and just surrender then give the enemy all the intel you have.
>Still thrown on the frontlines to soak bullets with your fat body
Same as above, surrender and aid the enemy with information in exchange for snacks.
>You get vaccinated
No you dont, they cant force you. If they try shoot or stab the person whos trying to do it to you.

>If you score high on their aptitude tests,
Just writte NIGGER as answer on every paper.

yeah, your bullshit diagnoses that were all made up in the past 50 years wont mean a thing when they start running out of bodies on the frontline.

t. how to get into a penal battalion

So? Just chill in a prison for a couple months and then walk out with all your limbs and didnt have to fight.
Easy way to get out of it.

Zoomers will refuse to go the zog bullshit is done

If it gets bad enough you're going no matter what

If they want you, they'll have you.

>Dispatching military forces to Ukraine
You realize they do not count themselves in this option? If there was an option that said mandatory all citizens get sent to Ukraine I bet you that thing would be sub 1%.

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Just surrender or walk away from the unit on the first opportunity.

>I'm too fat to fight
It wouldn't be much of a draft if that was an excuse.

It's reported in Europe US created some kind of a think tank on how to deal with Russia, aledgedly they named it Tiger the op! lol

This surly is some kind of a joke... leaked joke, given tiger is Russia's national animal symbol, so I figured they are just messing around a bit jabb larp joke shit... but in any case, if thats true, I kean come on it's not is it, lol, well, the traitors are idiots so it could be... I bet this is their strategy!

But I feel fine in my home setting as long as I manage stress and the condition. In a war conflict scenario or setting I'd be far too stressed and likely relapse thus becoming a liabilty if anything. I just wanna stay home... that's all they told me to do during the lockdown too.

>draft women
>draft trannies
>draft zoomers
>draft jews
where is the downside?

If I really dont want to fight I will just sabotage until my side loses then surrender to the enemy and give them all the intel. Ez.

nothing a booster can't fix

>No you dont, they cant force you.
Oh hans, you think the united states is a nation of laws.

Oh nooo haha
Don't draft me and then give me the keys to a massive ballistic missile haha
I promise I won't cause any friendly fire incidents haha

You have assault rifles, if they can force you to do anything, you are indeed pathetic. Would love to see the reaction in France, they would probably kill everyone involved and their families as well

Just say no and dont do what they tell you.

Another great pic for my nigger cattle folder

these are just like every other virtue signalling poll. ask them a followup question if they would go to war and those numbers would drop real quick.

>prison for a couple months
>walk out
>war still going on
>get drafted a second time

People would go, get dtuff then direct thir goodies at those forcing them to war like boltons friends! :D

They know this, so draft bull is used as a info warfare for many things, internal and external... they know... :D

But given they know, it also makes it very dangerous, unhindged they are!

The draft is the next vaccine huh...

you are going to live like a king user

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Even if it gets to Starship Troopers level conscription I will never ever fight for joe fucking biden. If anything we'll use what we're trained with to attack him

Just sit out the war in a comfy prison with the bros.

>You realize they do not count themselves in this option?

They never do. When they say "give money to the poor" they mean OTHER people's money.

It's why socialists and atheists statistically give the least amount to charity and do the least amount of volunteer work.

>spent years brainwashing kids about anerica bad, nationalism bad
>umm woops go to war now and fight
Lmao. Big mistake

wise man

i don't get the people who say that you will be drafted no matter what, no actually you can just become a criminal and fight the government
>b-but you will die
you will die on the frontline too at least if you refuse to be drafted you aren't dying for a evil empire that hates you for your race gender and religion

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Join before the draft, get 50K at least and better training.

Real competent are the Patriots and they won't fight for those that try to kill them and remove them all along...
And the reet are incompentent servants brainwashed to comply and not think too much, and they cant fight effectively... they made thier bed, the traitors.

Its the reality, they are Desperate to recruit, can't, whos fault is it?
Inconvenient truths, may spare humanity, May***!

Couple of years. It's an effective strategy if you were already rich, otherwise you'll be stuck working fast food/entry retail for the rest of your life

>that pic
I know fren, can confirm it, I personally know 3 people that didn't get the jab, fucking 3, everyone else around me has taken it, my entire family, all my friends, all of them.
And I'm probably the only untested moortuguese left and I will NEVER comply, fucking nuke this nigger cattle shithole, I beg you

I for one welcome our new overlords.