Are Americans so broke that they have to finance their delivery orders now? Is this the current state of the burger?
Pizza Loans
Leo Rivera
Eli Bennett
Imagine needing a loan for pizza.
Biden's America everyone.
Xavier Reed
Good, I need a loan for how many McChickens I'm about to order. Israel is truly our greatest ally.
Jonathan Morris
The current state of the American consoomer
Ethan Martin
Latin American countries' economies are so fucked beyond repair that businesses offer 6 to 12 months loans on pencils and utensils.
Fucking pencils and utensils. This is the path America is treading right now.
Gavin Allen
This country is so far beyond fucked it’s not even funny anymore. How much longer can this drag on before shit collapses in getting bored of clown world
Asher Diaz
It's a finance strategy, jogger will opt for the loan, not pay it back, dominos will sell it to collections, nog get arrested for too many unpaid pizza loans and go to prison owned by dominos board of directors.
Jayden Green
>NO NO NO NO NO THATS OUT OF CONTEXT PLUS TAKING OUT LOANS FOR FOOD IS TOTALLY NORMAL ANYWAY
Easton Gray
dont get pizza, accelerate the collapse
buy a small shack house from home depot
buy graphics cards from bestbutts
buy bulk food stuffs at costco
fuck these kikes
Jacob Nelson
>pizza usury
Samuel Hill
how many mcchickens did you order, user? do they call you three-for-free?
Jackson Davis
It will turn into pencil and utensil rental
Benjamin Nelson
lmfao
imagine still paying for a meal you ate 225 meals ago
Adrian Ward
>pizza on finance
peak capitalism
Jonathan Jones
Americans should be prevented by force from feeding themselves until they can learn to eat a human sized meal. They will be provided with MRE style rations on a daily basis based on their required TDEE and anyone caught snacking should be fucking killed.
Z
Brody Brown
Zilch is a British company regulated by the FCA (Financial Conduct Authority), a UK regulator.
Why do you have to be so disingenuous. Fucking retard fuck. Fuck off, faggot. Kill yourself.
Jose Bailey
i'm so repulsed by this fucking country
Nolan Perry
Yea... imagine....
Landon Rogers
so is debtmaxxing the move? hmmm
John Cox
burgers love being in debt. they can't function in society without it.
i heard it's even common for vendors to not accept debit cards, only credit. as in you're not allowed to pay for the thing directly, you have to pay interest to some jewish bank in between.
Ryder Peterson
Artificially low interest rates is not a product of capitalism dawg
James Watson
No but that's a real crafty scam.
Lincoln Robinson
americans are retarded now, in the 90s people would buy groceries and have a stack of coupons for discounts
Lucas Gutierrez
It's only a matter of time before companies figure out how to reverse mortgage a human soul, only to find out that certain souls are worth less than others, citing outrage that it's x-ist or whatever.
Alexander Ward
Motherfucker you are not Z. Stop calling yourself Z immediately
And do a parasite cleanse
Grayson Harris
>i heard it's even common for vendors to not accept debit cards, only credit
Nah, payment processors get their cut even if debit so why remove a revenue source?
It is true Americans are hopelessly addicted to credit. I even have cash back cards that I pay off every night so I don't pay a cent of interest. Debt slaves carry my operating costs.
Adam Watson
I'm split on the idea of it being smart. On one hand, customer is paying interest on fast food so you're making more money off your pizza. However, if a person needs to finance a pizza, chances are you're going to have a lot of people not paying their bills. They probably have shit credit to begin with since they're too broke to buy a pizza, and won't give two fucks if a $15 delinquency shows up on their credit report. I see it as an opportunity for niggers to make out with free pizzas and no consequence. Though I don't know the details of this payment method. May require auto payment or something from your bank.
Ayden Sanders
Imagine getting a repo man at the door cause you didn't pay off you pizza debt...
Michael Harris
Accelerate.
Jaxson Thomas
>I hate this as much as you do, pal.
Anthony Ross
Funny coming from a fin
Sebastian Robinson
Fuckers are spending 100 dollars a day on food and financing it.
Bentley Mitchell
>May require auto payment or something from your bank.
It usually does. It also requires a "instant" credit check so it's resistant to niggering, and if your credit score is ass then it won't provide 0% offers.
Charles Gonzalez
How in the actual fuck is this not against predatory loaning laws?