I dont want to get drafted bros

What do I do

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just don't go

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Go and then frag your CO

You're right user thanks

Drop trou and masturbate furiously when you arrive at the CO meeting.

I don't live in Colorado, sorry

it won't happen. if we go to war, the IRR (people who still have time left on their contract but not active) will be called first
fratricide. nades are rarely given out

Colorado meeting? That's a long drive

Hahaha
Dude, take it and enjoy it.

you know there is a literal term to solve this problem right... its called draft dodging.

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The choice is clear.

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Shoot you foot off. A small price to pay. But the neet bux will be monthly.

Fucking kek

Don't get vaxxed, cut off a finger or toe, get a swastika tattoo that is visible.

>don't get vaxxed
they will draft you then give you a cocktail of 40+ injections including the coof "vax"

die on your front step shooting at MPs

>Ask for a religious exemption because you're a pacifist
>When they deny it pic related

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Massive civil disobedience sis.

>What do I do
Have you tried not getting drafted?
Shouldn't be too hard as long as there's not a draft.

Remember how we were doing pic related to shitpost on the 2016 elections?
It wasnt a shitpost, Biden will make this a reality

So if you chop off your toes, or fake having a lame leg, or you are too fat, they will probably going to pick some fit stacy over you
Worst case scenario - just hide yourself.
I am planning on doing that ninja thing where you burry yourself on the ground, but you keep some tube out to breathe... like that one guy from Jojo part 3 that ended up drinking frog and nigger piss


The feds will never find me

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Is that actually how you check ammo in a gun? Little holes in the back to see the bullets?

theyre still working the bugs out of the led bullet counters

I don't own that kind of pistol, but I know lots of rifle magazines have a "window" in the magazine so you can see how many are in it.

You are getting sent to the front lines

>usa
>draft
Lmao, you will never see a draft unless america balcanizes and there will be a civil war

don't open the door retard

Conscientious Objection or some shit. Basically you can object on the ground of faith, etc. and then have to do a meeting.

During the meeting, simply take your pants off and start masturbating.