My fucking parents named me Cinnamon

well, now you have to find someone named Toast Crunch and have a kid that you name Bun

find gf from another country. now it sounds like some mythical beast name
>KANELLOS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Are you a horse OP?

fpbp

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MOMMY JEAN

haha op thats a pretty gay name lmao. cinnamon. what kind of hippie faggot family names their son or daughter cinnamon. hippie wait no thats a stripper mom and dad naming their prodigy stripper child. haha faggot kill yourself in minecraft

Its okay Cinnamon.

You should just become a Rasta Film Director.

Hollywood queers will get you back because they will think you're one of them.

Then, you can be the ultimate Cine-Mon the Cinima Man!! !

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Kek

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Based name, don't worry doesn't matter what your name is you wouldn't get laid.

that name should help you get blowjobs. don't girls want to find out if it tastes like cinnamon?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NAfSvL4JQ6A

Haha faggot

Cinnamon is a spice to be reckoned with, should've lived up to your name.

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this, user. might I suggest nutmeg, or possibly cardamom?

Cinnamon sounds sexy and exotic. Girls would be all over it.

Brb changing my name to Cinnamon.

Panties

I really love your nation
日本は最高

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Lmao you're like the boy named sue song except you're a loser. Instead of overcoming adversity, you buckle under it.

Change it then. Sue whoever you have to.
Campaign to the right of changing your ridiculous name.
Just start referring to yourself as Jake and make people id you with that name. The law will then see the point in giving you a name change.

kys

Be a chad. Embrace your inner cinnamon.

Kek

Kek I knew a guy called Sophie in high school, gut got so much shit. Parents who give stupid names deserve to be fucking shot.

Bro, what? Even if it's a hassle to change your legal name (Let's be honest, you've still had enough time) there is such a thing as aliases and nicknames. Nobody has to know your legal name until they see an ID. All you had to do was lie and say your name was Aristotle, Plato, Pythagoras or something

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No need to be Salty about it, and feel bad all the Thyme, take my Sage advice and take a Chilli pill. It's not the Season for woe. Trust me, you'll be Cumin to your senses in no time. I Bay-leaf in you.

Don't blame the name. You are just hideous.

Is this the same greek faggot that makes the ex gf / dating threads?

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JANNIES

>Sage
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.

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>Go to court
>change name to Max Power
Fixd

I hate that picture. It's so submissive. The artist was probably into femdom and shit like that.

>bullied in school
I hope you killed them, you better have killed them. Right in front of their wives and kids. In minecraft

You realize how easy it is to change your name. Or you could introduce yourself as Cin (pronounce "sin")

>日本は最高
not jap but
you forgot your "desu"
or equivalent

Cute

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Maybe it's not your name
Maybe it's because you're on Any Forums
Just a crazy idea

>yo cin-man bad as fuck, we call dat nigga sinbad
>dis fuckin bozo you fr?
>fr fr he got dat BGC n shit. Like da BBC but all feta n shit, feel me?
>aw yeah?
>ye aint dat right, sinbad?
>y-yeah guys.. uh.. certified and designated:
>Seen? he roll wit dat glawck forty instead o 40 busta ass niggas. catch you horny niggas lackin
>...
>shiiiiiet.... you aight, cinnamon nigga.

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ALL FROG POSTERS ARE BETA FAGGIT CVCKS

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I WANT TO LIVE WITH A CINNAMON GIRL
I CAN BE HAPPY
THE REST OF MY LIFE
WITH A CINNAMON GIRL

>ctrl+f 'canelo'
Famous boxer worth hundreds of millions. Why couldn't you do that?
>1 post by this ID
jewed again

Good job OP, you got me to respond. This seems made up by I’m not 100% sure. This is like someone naming their kid “sparkles” or something, Kek.

use your middle name
/thread

thank god im not the only one that cringes at femdom

Cute name for a stripper

thread theme
youtu.be/iGBMok_tqNo

So use your middle name, or go by Kanello.

Or maybe Olive Nigger. As the good lord intended

God, if I had the name Cinnamon, I'd have just one more tool to get a cute girl to laugh. you're underplaying your hand, op

A lot of cowgirls name their horse Cinnamon so maybe you should be looking out on the ranches for a woman.

Why do these Greek yogurt fags write some of the gayest LARPS and retards give them 100+ yous?
Janny do your job

my nigga are you serious or are you memeing?
>1pbtid

>Sophie
Thats very clearly feminine and in every language im aware of
There is a masculine equivalent but no one uses it (Sophus) so tbqh this is just abuse

>Hey girl, like the taste of cinnamon?

newfags are getting newer and newer

change name

I suggest "Steel Dick"

in school everybody called me sherminator cause i almost look exactly like pic related

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The best boxer in the world right now is nicknamed Cinnamon, and everyone calls him that. It's practically his legal name.

If you hate the name so much, just go by "Cam".