Why is your generation like this?
Gaymers
Eli Sanchez
Tyler Evans
elden ring sucks
Luis Foster
That’s photoshopped retard maybe get better eye site instead of watching zoomers all day fag oh wait you can’t boomer.
That is for you to decide, I am enjoying it but I do not like how normies say it’s hard. The game is stupid easy and the bosses are repeating which is lame.
John Carter
>Dude
>In a maternity ward
>Playing Elden Ring
>Black
The baby gonna grow up without a father figure.
Logan Thompson
It's more of a black thing than a gamer thing
Joseph Reed
What else is he supposed to do? Let's say you're on day 4 of your bitch going "into labor" and you've already provided all the cuddles and sweet nothings and all the wotsits you can provide, what else are you supposed to do? stare at the fucking wall? Nothing is wrong with him bringing a game, but its fucked up that he didn't bring a MULTIPLAYER game so he and his wife could enjoy a quick distraction TOGETHER. instead of elden ring, he should've brought something like mario party or something easy and lighthearted.
Cameron Gray
Wow Any Forums really is full of virgin glasses users. Time to leave this shithole
Brayden Ward
based nigger
Jacob Moore
Just as nature intended.
Henry Taylor
Im not playing that game because I know 8 months of my life will roll off the calendar
Samuel Rodriguez
>tank top under t-shirt
also why do niggers do this? tank tops are acceptable under buttoned shirts, but not under a tee.
David Brooks
yes please fucking do. But ultimately, you should kill yourself. Faggot.
Easton Ramirez
souls games suck dick
Justin Peterson
Why ?
Christopher Phillips
If you play games these days, just fucking off yourself. Stop wasting your time lapping up the goy slop.
Eli Brooks
This. A few years ago my ex went into labor and on day 4 I got sick of waiting and broke up with her so I could get laid again: 0/10 do not recommend.
Caleb Young
I brought my pc and played civ. Even had a few drinks (not an alchy btw). It's mad boring. Then the climax happens and the baby shoots out. That's the cool part. Watching the kiddo shoot out like someone squeezed a hotdog out a Vaseline soaked bun.
Hunter Fisher
Innovative I give him prop especially if he doesn’t miss the most important moment
Easton Johnson
>nigger
>present for the birth
obvious shoop
Tyler Adams
At least I don’t need glasses loser lol
Josiah Morales
I still no absolutely nothing about this game. From the title alone it sounds like skyrim, which is a game I've also never played.
Dominic Ross
>No Challenge
>Normies love it
>Repetitive content
So.... it sucks
Brayden Ross
>elden ring
>not 2k or madden
that baby has a chance at a real family honestly
Jack Sanchez
>virgin glasses users
I have a baby boy. And I take greater care of the little sucker than 50 digimons and sunk more time per week than I ever did being a raid guild leader in Vanilla WoW.
That is on top of my job. Parenthood is pure commitment
Henry Hall
Wish I could’ve played a game when my wife gave birth. Spent two fucking days at the hospital on top of the 13 hours it took for her to be induced and squeeze the little guy out. They’d told us it’d be
Evan Hill
> no map assist
> deliveries can take long
The problem is what exactly?