/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1235

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>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov

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▶/chug/
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rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
twitter.com/NotWoofers/status/1507069112383639554
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

i don't like catbox.moe

HATO TOHГУЭ MAЙ AHУC.

RUSSIAN ELECTIONS RESULTS JUST CAME IN

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So why the fuck has the Biden Admin spent the past 2 weeks threatening Russia daily if they're now going to tell Ukraine to surrender?

What's wrong with it?

Have you worked out today, user?

He's a diaper shitter.

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hows the war going? also fuck jannies

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Me either
Fucking 30 minutes to load a 2 min video

From today's report from the General Staff of the Ukraine:

>In the Slobozhansky direction, the enemy is blocking the cities of Sumy and Kharkiv.

...Big if true.

I don't know if this is reliable, as it's coming from the same source (Ukrainian general staff zuckbook page) that claims the Russians haven't cut off Chernigov, but also that Chernigov is running out of drinking water. However, they use the same term ("Blocking") to describe it. And also that's what the Russians were saying.

Earlier, they also implied that the Russians were all the way to Oleksandrivka, 60 miles north-west of Nikoleav.

anything happen in the last 12 hours?

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And i still want VDV to land over the carphatians......

Who said
Who said they gonna tell them to surrender?

The experts agree
Even if Russia takes Mariupol, it won't change the war situation

Nothing ever happens

>if you sanction everybody, you win

is this a good long term strategy to defeat your enemies?

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They needed an excuse to make food and gasoline prohibitively expensive and "muh Russia" is good enough. Now the great reset can go ahead.

rusas putas lost the war

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Not yet lad, will do tonight. I have jiujitsu and boxing, might get some cheeky biceps in as well
hilarious lol

how comfy are we today sirs?

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Seethe moar kike

Z for Zoya

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Russian Marines, Chechens, and DPR captured the whole left bank of Mariupol, Ukrainians maybe made some oopsies on their General Staff zuckbook sitreps, detailed here.

Hitting next levels of comfy over here
Z

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Shills squealead a few hours ago.

They were expecting Russia to crumble economically.
Russia would then pull out.
It didn't work
Putin now has them by the balls

I find it hilarious the US is pushing "here's how Ukraine can win".
The media is pushing that if only we give them all the heckin javelinerinos, stingerinos, and dronerinos we can that they'll beat the russians back all the way to moscow.
They clearly want an extension of the way. I also think that shit about wanting Zelensky to surrender was a false leak to make people say 'hell no he shouldn't cuz he's winning!".
They clearly want a protracted proxy war like Afghanistan to hurt the Russians.

Former MP of the Ukrainian Rada, Ilya Kiva, published a map of the division of Ukraine, which was shown on the Polish television TVP1

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chinga tu madre, holmes

>diaper

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>The experts agree

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I can't even fucking view it on my normal internet
I have to use my mobile phone or fucking switch on a VPN

>369140876
>Shill swapped flag
Remember lads starve them of (You's=

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i did the needful

Farming season is about to begin and they need the fertilizer from Russia.

Oh NO

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>mariupol
Lmao, they could end the war after taking the city and consider it won.

Tu eres el siguiente español culo roto

Baзeд aпд тниз.

YOU didn't answer my question before!
>Heb je vandaag pannekoeken gegeten?

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These same retards said a woman took out a russian spy drone with a can of tomatoes

yo no hablo mexicano sorry

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If Poland wants Lvov so badly, Putin should just give it to them.
...in exchange for cooperation and leaving NATO.

WE DID IT ANONS
someone give me an image to use for next puzzle

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Americans taking out Russian tanks

twitter.com/NotWoofers/status/1507069112383639554

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I wonder if the United States could actually do anything if Russia dropped a big fat nuke on Washington D.C.?

>the dog

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>kike
Projecting...
(You must be a kike to love Putin so much this way)

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