/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1234 - Sequential Digits Edition

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>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
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t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
Any
pastebin.com/KnVbSTeN
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
litter.catbox.moe/vqwnbc.webm
t.me/readovkanews/29093
files.catbox.moe/t6641c.mp4
youtu.be/9JT-xxcD9_w
jigex.com/F2eQD
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
#

>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
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No u

Poland left Alone if they do landgrab in Ukraine

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is it true ledditfags can't say nigger

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HATO TOHГУЭ MOЙ AHУC.

Patton > Picrel
Fuck Mongols
Fuck chug

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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kek

I heard that too. It honestly is the right thing to do but it won't happen.

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gains?

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Why are normies obsessed with le epic tractor towing tank maymay? I don't get

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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The guy looks fucking spooked
Probably has a Chechen pointing a gun at him just off frame

Who the fuck are you?
Or better yet, how old are you?

Metaphor of Russian incompetence (they want to believe in)

This thread existing is kind of like if there had been a general thread with people jizzing themselves about Justin Trudeau and the establishment in Canada during the Trucker protest.

Fucking, AYYY to the LMAO

nigger

Z

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Rare non shill/slide thread

Alright gentlemen, it's the Third Vienna Award, how would we partition Ukraine? Who gets what?

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The Ukraine doesn't have a choice in the matter.
Papa Putin warned them like he warned Azog

This is all I've really seen the last couple of hours
Oh and this:litter.catbox.moe/vqwnbc.webm

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Russia's demands seem like they're territories Ukraine didn't really control anyways. At least Crimea and Luhansk. Maybe a worthwhile trade to stop your people getting killed.

World map with recommendations from previous thread

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listen here malarkey, youre being sanction for being a racist. no more saying nigger for you.

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Don't take the deal Putin. It's a trap. Burn Ukraine to the ground.

Poles need NATO protection they’ll be kicked out of NATO if they move to annex parts of eastern Ukraine. If they weren’t so paranoid about Russia invading them or going to war with them as has happened countless times throughout the past 500 years they could have done a deal with Moscow to take their ancestral lands in Ukraine such as L’viv.

nigger

what does this expression convey

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I mean it's more likely Russians have tractors to tow broken down equipment for repair than some farmer wanders into a warzone to steal a tank

What should I invest in
Honest question
I think its becoming pretty blatant that the U.S. dollar is turning to shit

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fucking pussy coward.

>The creatures of the "operators"
>The creatures of the "aviators"
What does this mean?

nigger

Russia gets all of it

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what does it mean being light blue?

chug gets to see more tits than you

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Too much has been lost. Russia won't stop until it has all of Ukraine systematically dismantled and Europe buying Rubles for gas. The separatist republics will be formally recognized, as will Crimea. Russia might also take a chunk of the south and connect to Moldova again.

his country is muttland now, he would kill himself if he saw it

>What should I invest in

Russia

>LPG
>14%
America has LPG to endure a year at much, then exporting the rest will only accelerate their death to a faster pace.

Also, take in mind that the US has an oil deficit and their reserves are dwindling by each day that passes.

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Imagine being this fucking blatant in your disinfo and total disregard for facts lmao

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It's pretty impressive to me that the Russian leadership seems to have assumed that ookie redditors and tiktok degenerates would post AFU positions online. They seem to have a very reliable apparatus to detect and exploit these posts. Really interesting stuff.
Some historian is going to have to write a very carefully-worded and sourced piece in the future about how tik tok and reddit hubris was weaponised by foreign state powers HAHAHA

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Honestly does anyone noticed the quality of these threads going up?
It was a shitshow Monday-Wednesday

The msm is fucking unhinged and high off their own supply.
It isn't even copium at this point, it is copentanyl

the 51% face meme doesnt work with pre-1970s americans who were actually white tho

In reality Patton threw all his men to the meatgrinder for nothing

t.me/readovkanews/29093
>Russia is no longer restricted in bringing back the death penalty, but this decision will depend on the situation in the country - Dmitry Medvedev said in an interview with RIA Novosti

>Medvedev also added that the moratorium could remain if internal situation in the country remains stable, or it might be revised if necessary.

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better map

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Russia would take the ports though

that's illegal

silver bullion

This and Oil!

You government leans in that direction, but it could change with the next election

Solid red/blue means it's very unlikely they will ever change

Looks like g-man

BTC unironically, all the normies are gonna flee to it once the dollar panic starts.

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What happened to the so called Ukrainian counteroffensive?

The desire to rape children.

I see someone was born on fantasy island

Still mad about your trucker nothing burger?

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Blue=gay

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dipshits, what happened to the "encirclement" of Irpin, Bucha, and Hostomel? I saw it paraded on almost every social media platform.

But Trudeau and Ukraine are on the same side

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N

Zelensky is bff with trudeau
You are looking for /ugh/ or better yet /hug/

Leave us out plz
We have no army anyway

You forgot to include Finland & the Baltics.

Written over 60 years ago. Dumbfucks still can't get over the cold war.

nigger

Financial Times, citing sources: America plans to supply Europe with 15 billion cubic meters of liquefied gas by the end of 2022

So, USA basically antagonized Russia into invading by pushing NATO further despite warnings from Russia and it's own statesmen.

Then used the moral left wing faggotry hurt feelings brigade to '''denounce''' russia and gain worldwide support for crippling China's strongest ally.

Now Biden has clean hands because smoothbrains can't understand, will get 2nd term.

And just signed a contract to sell a fuckload of gas they took contracts for from russia?

Didn't realise the USA can actually do competent diplomacy

I stick by this prediction.
It might be more into the center of the country, but still the same cold war partition concept.
East Ukraine with the capital of (idk really, maybe in the donbas or something) is a Russian proxy and West Ukraine with the capital in Lviv is a Western Proxy. Kiev is split like Berlin on either side of the river.

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Update: The US President will visit a Polish city near the border with Ukraine on Friday.

I’m 12 years old and what is this?

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>colors
what do they mean?

Russias tactics and military ability has scared them.
the hypersonic missiles that have pin point accuracy scare them.
Despite what you here on the msm, they are petrified.
They know NATO is under funded, they dont have the will in their countries to change it.
They have to spent additional trillions to make up for it.
All in all NATO has been exposed as an paper tiger.

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Will be he the next russian presdent????

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Volksturm friendly fire
Realization comes at the end after a brief radio chat
files.catbox.moe/t6641c.mp4

As funny as the rant was, I'm pretty sure the only thing that gave positions away besides intel and drone/scout footage was Russia looking for British phone number pings which they used to track ex-british special forces volunteers.

Nigger

It all belongs to the Kaiser.
youtu.be/9JT-xxcD9_w

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>copentanyl
Leader article for biggest newspaper in the country yesterday was "Putin loses even if he wins"

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I hope so

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im ausie jigsaw user back again frens
anyone up for a bukhanka puzzle?
jigex.com/F2eQD
lets jigsaw together

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kiev is 95% on the west bank of the river though.

Makes sense, in general US has been handing out moners to our goverment so either way we wish to support our American overlords if it involves a self defense situation.
Overall no one in this place cares about the war, life goes on in south america no matter the happening

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You're a nice white guy.

Vehicles.

I want to fuck a horse

Wtf would putin want with the western part of Ukraine?

don't even know what you're talking about, the same pressures for what took place in canada do not exist in this country, I even stated that back during the canadian trucker threads whenever anyone mentioned the possibility of a trucker protest in the USA. it would always be a rather hollow copy since the conditions preventing truckers from working and infringing on their lives weren't comparable or extant as they were in canada. Social pressure wasn't there.

Now, Putin is the establishment, and he's curbing down on Ukraine, just Trudeau was on truckers.

Based baker

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NATO will be dismantled, which means rats will come out to play.

why would russia make a deal now after losing 40k people? Do they still have the same demands of Ukraine staying neutral? Also I think biden may have dementia

>Mutt calling other barbaric

Thanks for the good laugh fren.

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Any word on the fate of the 40 mile convoy they were crowing about being "encircled' yesterday ? Have the 40,000 Russians been able to hold out against the 15 Ukrainians ?

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Why do leftists always pretend like women are strong and powerful.

It's so cringe.

Take Odessa and all surrounding area and land lock Ukraine. It's what I'd do, but I'm a real dick so...

>gets sniped
>president kamala harris
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO