MULTIPLE NUCLEAR TIPPED ZIRCON MISSILES FIRED FROM BLACK SEA INTO UKRAINE. RADAR AND SATELLITE SIGINT CONFIRMS. WAKE UP NORAD WE HAVE DEFCON 1 RIGHT NOW.
NUCLEAR LAUNCH [DETECTED]
Luke Long
Angel Roberts
Cringe and faggot-pilled
James Fisher
you are gonna post this unfunny shit whole night, aren't you?
Gabriel Wood
Okay but who fired
Aaron Ortiz
Canadians are the fucking worst.
David Watson
It was Han obviously. White surpremacy at work.
Eli Nelson
yawn *keeps cooming*
Bentley Carter
Well I'm getting naked
Jack King
look mom I posted it again.jpg
Noah Gray
>RADAR AND SATELLITE SIGINT CONFIRMS
Nice apps to have on your smartphone.
Matthew Scott
Terrible setup, awful delivery. Go eat your underwear.
Angel Richardson
I thought they were hitting Poland
Hunter Roberts
Trump really should have nuked Canada
Jacob Stewart
>a nuclear missle just flew over my house
Jason Parker
Omg, now I'll never pay off that car loan!
Joshua Brown
radioactive fallout just flew over my house. it's happening boys
Asher Foster
Harsh, but fair.
Tyler Ortiz
You know defcon5 is the worst right defcon1 is when Biden sniffs a kid
Sebastian Adams
if nuke war happen the internet is going to go off and every one will die faggot.
Xavier Perry
Who smelled it dealt it nigger.
Samuel Gonzalez
can you stop spamming the fucking board with your retarded attention whoring thread fucking nigger?
Jonathan Taylor
I can't even just get nuked in peace, I will probably hear about it on Any Forums 40s prior and have to dread it. -_-
you bastards
Logan Martin
Fuck'n Leafs....
Anthony Ramirez
You're cringe and faggot pilled. Check the squawk box nigger, AA 81 is Med sector, and guess what, puppy dawg? It just went off! Shits blinging like centcom on DD-299 day, ya dig big hoss? Yeah thought so. Get the fuck off my board, and never fucking come back. If you can't AA 81 a triangle on Med Sec, then get the fuck out of here.
Cameron Powell
2 MORE NUKES
Kevin Stewart