/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1228 - DonMak edition

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>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
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t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtu.be/eBhh23-paLU
wiki.holocaust-facts.com
youtube.com/watch?v=P6vaD8zmrfg&list=RDu_1whq6R7mc&index=5
files.catbox.moe/i5ykkm.mp4
twitter.com/wargonzoo/status/1506695408352903178?s=21
youtube.com/watch?v=wmOTTL9dUE0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
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Poland is on its own if they dare to take Galicia

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Jesus fuck

Remember to report off topic posts and cross-board raiders appropriately. Continue being comfy.

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Shills on suicide watch.

US draft incoming

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The shills seethe, I stay comfy and press Z

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Neoliberal boros... It's ogre

>Payment for Russian gas in rubles is technically possible, said Klaus Ernst, head of the Bundestag committee on energy and climate protection.
>“Yes, technically it would be possible to pay in rubles. From the point of view of Russia, this is expedient, ”TASS quotes Ernst.
>He clarified that this would force countries from the list of "unfriendly states" to bypass the adopted sanctions measures.

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stop posting donmak i don't want to drunk drive to get mcdonalds.

Disregard shills, listen to Bandit radio.
youtu.be/eBhh23-paLU

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Oh boy...

Erm burgerbros?

>don't want to die for gay sex in the ukraine? work as a death camp guard at home

bros wiki.holocaust-facts.com is doing amazing thanks to you guys and the folks over at p/Russia. We're averaging nearly a million unique views per day. Whatever the MSM says about Ukraine support being popular - is bullshit.

Please send me anything on:
*Hohol war crimes before and after invasion
*Hohol MoD lies
*ANY INFO ON THE BIOWEAPONS - ANY AT ALL - BUT ESPECIALLY THE RACIAL/GENETIC ATTACK VECTORS NATO WAS WORKING ON
*Pictures of Zelenskyy with the Azov Nazis - highest priority here, bonus points if they wear their Nazi paraphernilia in the shot with him

(you) me here, send it to testosterone420#5251, or the email on the site

I am somewhat busy in life but I am saving everything in multiple copies and it's all going online, for posterity, when I'm done.

*******ALSO: ANY INFORMATION ON THE UKRAINIAN REFUGEES SPREADING NAZI PROPAGANDA IN THEIR NEW HOME COUNTRIES - DENAZIFICATION MAY NEED TO EXPAND OUTSIDE OF UKRAINE, WE NEED TO BE PREEMPTIVE TO STOP THESE """NAZIS""" FROM GAINING ANOTHER FOOTHOLD.

(pic related: this is where the DPR "blm" propaganda came from - Any Forums doesn't let me post a link for some reason, it marks it as spam, but here is a screencap)
For victory,
Z

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>This isn't satire

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Hoping women with no children get drafted too

Imagine AOC telling You women are oppresed and at the same time telling You to go die in europe

ZZZZZ

TRANSLATION: "We can do it, but US won't let us."

inb4 they decide to not do it and let people to freeze on winter

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They won’t do a draft because they know they would get dragged out and crucified if they tried it.

>maruipol destoryed
>its a wasteland
>moldovans: why you showing our neighborhood for?

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We need a second Hoholmodor.

How happy are you with the victory? I'm enjoying my beer and olives as a treat

I got mcdonalds today for the first time in 2 years because of fucking donmak photos.

I like how they assume everyone will be CO instead of actively fighting globalhomo from inside the us. A fullscale draft would be lulz when they realize half the guys they expect to attack china and russia instead turn on them.

that is too much clown world for me to believe without you posting a link.

What a timeline

This cant be real

Latest Readovka map.

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Check out these Russian burgers

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It's living rent free in my head. Really happy today, too! Don't think I'll drink today though. But tomorrow, for sure.

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desu its in alright shape compared to aleppo after the battle or dresden after the war

Thus
The only way You ever get drafted again, is if Canada was attacked by Russia and Putin was gloating about it

How's everyone /chug/ging?
youtube.com/watch?v=P6vaD8zmrfg&list=RDu_1whq6R7mc&index=5

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Hey, yeah, can I get a Supreme DonMak with an extra large drink?

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>...the fuck Ivan gon do?
I need some meme help, Chugs

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would

Schweiner bros... we won

For me it is beer and BBQ short ribs

The golden arcs of DonMak will emancipate the world.

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That's pretty rude user.

it's real

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Does any Yugoslav remembers this?
23 years ago you got peacefuly bombed by nato

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wouldnt it be cheaper to pay in rubles? unless they really want to be a slave to the US.

for a warzone it doesn't look that bad - a lot of interiors will need to be redone, but most of the buildings can be repaired

>DonMak flag at half mast

I'm supercomfy, laughing at memes, and making seethe the feds.

Globohomo delenda est.

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God dang it, it's 5 in the morning and I want a big mac now

Serbs remember

You fuckers lied to me, Russian source still says Mariupol is not fully captured.

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>425 Roubles
I can buy 3 full shawermas for that price wtf

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qrd on this bitch?

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!!!!

oh no stontelbergerstein sis

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Even the fast food in Russia is organic and fresh

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Kek
Nice "porn burger" you have there

Are you going to change the McDonald's name when you nationalize it?

w2c this shirt?

Here is a new wholesome webm from Mariupol with people playing badminton
files.catbox.moe/i5ykkm.mp4

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>the correct spelling of Ukrain's capital is le cringe globohomo nuspeak reeeeeeee

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>gitmo
Fuckin GUANTANAMO BAY of all places...

I remember it, there were protests in Skopje, they almost torched the US embassy.

That was probably my fault. I misread Kadyrov’s statement.

that looks like the map from two days ago user, left bank should be cleared now

In Piter it's like 210+ for good shawarma.

Conscientious is hard to pronounce.

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Everyone point and laugh.

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Porn burger?

>You fuckers lied to me, Russian source still says Mariupol is not fully captured.
Early victory calls are usually propaganda to fool defenders on social media to flee / surrender / lay down their arms, in order to make the victory easier and less costly. Everyone does it 100% of the time.

shut the fuck up nigger

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Thank you Russia
May we move away from zog with a strong BRICS partnership.
The BRICS never folded to demands for sanctions against Russia

Project war gonzo is pretty comfy, he is part of the Sparta batalion (part of Donetsk militia) and is currently in Mariupol

twitter.com/wargonzoo/status/1506695408352903178?s=21

>this is the guy calling putin unhinged

the porn royale

Maximum cheeki breeki

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Steiner had a counter offensive in east Kiev?

Are the shawarmas good in Russia?

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HATO TOHГУE MOЙ AHУC.
Hi swede, that vpn app is cool.

Did anything come out of this?

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Big Mikhail

my friend went there as a war tourist when beograd was being bombed

Any updates today?

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>qrd on this bitch?
Evil cunt.

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>burgers?
>Da

The correct spelling is Kiev

>HATO TOHГУE MOЙ AHУC.
>Hi swede, that vpn app is cool.

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It's average priced for a burger in Moscow/St. Petersburg if you don't count Mc'D and BK.

the fuck?

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Holy shit you are retarded

How are ruskibros dealing with mcdicks skipping town? I just had a large six piece mcnugget meal but it didn't taste as good knowing the great citizens of Russian got their maccies stolen by globohomo. We are truly living in dark times.

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lol

Verification not required.

Please don't post Don mak I'm very hungry and the restaurant I go to is closed for maintenance

>425p

I can buy 1 half-liver, 1 cheese piece (size of a man's fist) and 1 loaf of bread for this sum! That's one expensive burger!

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Kek. The Zs on the car.

echnically yes, but it still creates a gas ruble. Europeans will have to buy gas for rubles, which will greatly strengthen it, they need to buy 40 trillion rubles every year. We, on the received euros, will buy their goods without extra charge. In fact, the Russian economy from a colony that is being robbed, buying our resources for euros, will become a colonizer who will rob Europe, selling gas for rubles, and thereby making its economy one of the most powerful in the world. This is the death of the dollar.

another reason to be rootin' for putin

Oh, nice vpn. very fast.

Get with the times you fucking brainlet

Putin said they'd have to pay the rates dictated by the original contracts but in Roubles, so the exchange rate change wouldn't make it any cheaper. It may even turn out to be more expensive depending on how much it costs them to exchange Euros to Roubles.

we dont even know bruh. Might have, might have not

Westoid populations will let the government do anything to them, and we won't do shit.

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What?
Here's another one
No wonder it's taken off over there

a month of fighting and this is all the gains. lmao putin should've played more HoI4

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You don't know how VPN's work, do you?

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Bitcoin to the moon?
youtube.com/watch?v=wmOTTL9dUE0

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I see that Russia has lost territory around Kweef, according to the Readovka map. However, Kweef got hit by a pretty sizable cruise missile or air strike. It’s possible the forces moved back to allow for that.

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dammnit the other guys result banned to me. What did he post?

Holy shit this war is basically 90k Russians against 200k ukrainian troops+50k AZOV+200k-500k reservists+cripples, oldies, and kids?

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>Top 10 tiktok dances for being drafted.

I would prefer a good shawarma to McDonald's or other similar fastfood

Yeah, it's pretty stodge eat, but i think still more healthy than fast food.

CHECK EM