/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1227

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>Explosion on Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol
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>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
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>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov

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weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
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nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
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t.me/krasovkin/8937
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▶Webms
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>Audio thread
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>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

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t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

▶War Crimes
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In this thread we discuss the likelihood of Ukraine getting nuked by Russia, and potential targets for said nuclear strike

Швeция этo гeй.

I love anime

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give me the run down on the last two days

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Z

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Posting in the real thread, laughing at seething shills, staying comfy, pressing Z

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Real thread
Swede faggot is a newfag

mariupol denazified

Mariupol WILL fall
Globohomo WILL lose
Tranny shills WILL join the 41%

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There's no way around Russia winning.

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Z

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Nothing happened then ship blows up and then Mariupol falls.

So what's the current Russaboo cope about their ship getting blown the fuck out? The last cope I saw was denying the ship had been hit, you guys must be past that now.

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It seems very unlikely.
If Russia wanted to go to search degrees wouldn't FOABs and similar be more internationally acceptable methods to achieve similar results?

>Russia made negative gains
>again

i could see them doing it somewhere rural where no civilians die, but can be clearly interpreted as a warning

if theyre willing to play that dirty i don't see why they dont just release a bioweapon or gas

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FUCK OFF

That is fake thread and has errors in the OP

watch out before swede janny lashes out on you

US soldiers have liberated a town in only a couple hours that the Russians have held for months!!! AHAHAHA

twitter.com/jmvasquez1974/status/1507054421334757382?s=21

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No, that is the fake thread you retard

what blew the ship? drunk crew or did the hohols manage something for once?

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DPR comments seem to imply Mariupol fell.
Kadyrov comments imply Mariupol is still holding.

I think we're being too optimistic thinking it's fallen just yet. It's probably still got some clean up to go.

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That one wasn't made by the OP of the last thread though.

The absolute state of shills

- Mr Putin, I'm FSB.
- He wasn't alone.
- Uh, you don't get to bring logistics.
- They are not my logistics.
- Don't worry. No charge for them.
- And why would I want them?
- They were trying to grab your airfield. They work for the paratrooper. The beretta man.
- VEH DEH VEH?
- *nods*
- Get em on board, I'll call it in.
- The invasion plan I just filed with the chiefs of staff lists me, my men, Mr. Putin here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to jump from my aircraft!
- Who paid you to post Monkey Putin? *bang* He didn't land so good!
- Tell me about Veh Deh Veh! Why does he wear the beret? A lot of loyalty for a fresh conscript!
- Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before sending them to Hostomel Airfield?
- At least you can talk. Who are you?
- It doesn't matter who we are. What matters are our losses. No one cared who I was until I put on the beret.
- If I drop you off at the airfield will you die?
- It would be extremely painful.
- You're an elite unit.
- For us.
- Is getting surrounded part of your plan?
- Of course! Mr Putin refused sane plans in favor of deploying us. We had to find out what fire support he sent us.
- Nothing! I sent nothing!
- well congratulations! You've got yourself sortied! Now what's the next step of your assault plan?
- Opposed combat drop. WITH NO SURVIVORS!
- NO! They expect one of us in the BMD, brother.
- Have we started the blunder?
- Yes! The blunder unfolds.
- Calm down President! Now is not the time for economic collapse. That comes later.

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Do you have the IQ of a bird?

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You can tell you're not in the shill thread when it isn't spammed by 6 /ugh/ tier posts.
Yeah, I'm comfy.

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Ya know how like when Ukrainians kill something they swarm to take pics of said dead thing to post on internet to gloat?

Kinda weird how they not posting pics/video of sinking ship.

fuck off, glownigger

They are absolutely 100% determined to destroy /chug/ at all costs, aren't they? Don't they understand that this only makes us stronger and more vigilant.

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All of Mariupol except the west of the city has been cleared of banderas
Kiev getting bombed again and Kharkiv
Russians took some other small city forgot the name, check Intel Slava Z

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Fuck off mutt

Fuck off

I can't believe they destroyed a Russian BMP-2 tank. These guys are good.

unclear, supply ships are both popular targets and tend to blow up because they're full of explosives and drunk sailors

it's not sinking afaik so it wasn't an ASM at least

Zero

There wasn't a hit that anyone saw, though. It definitely caught fire, but until someone has footage, it could've been anything.

If they use a nuke it will be to show resolve and make a political point, not just for the destructive power.

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I dont think one ship getting damaged or scrapped is going to destroy their war effort

especially when they're starting to seriously liquidate the ukrainian professional army, most likely ending here

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STOP POSTING ANIME. SWEDE JANNY TELLS US ANIME IS NANMED HERE!

they mad because azog got btfo in mariupol and the official announcement is coming soon.

So first it was old footage, then it was fake, then it was not the ship that got hit, then the damage wasn't that bad, now the ship didn't sink. So that's where we are now?

Poland and Hungary not not allowed to do landgrab in Ukraine

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Exterminate all pedos

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Shills btfo, jannies on suicide watch

Drone footage over Mariupol. Place looks pretty banged up. Commie blocks keep impressing me with how durable they are though. Like I knew they were tough but damn.

t.me/krasovkin/8937
files.catbox.moe/67mb8f.mp4

>Mariupol from a bird's eye view on exclusive footage of our correspondent @stringer_donetsk from the liberated part of Mariupol.

>Fighting in the city continues, but part of the city is returning to life: cars drive, people take to the streets, remove garbage and shell fragments. Aerial footage shows how the Ukrainian Armed Forces blocked the roads with buses. In residential buildings, firing points were equipped from which Ukrainian snipers and grenade launchers, hiding behind civilians, attacked Russian soldiers and equipment.

>The fighting for Mariupol continues, every day Ukrainian neo-Nazis suffer losses.

>Today Andrei Turchak announced that the entire city would be restored by Russia. As soon as possible. Amen!

Stop being fucking retarded. There is a difference between posting anime and spamming the entire thread with highly explicit anime porn. If you can't see that, then there's something wrong with you.

How come so many OP's have pictures of cats? I don't see how they're relevant in any way, and fanatic love for cats actually feels very much soiboi-tier.

MARIUPOL HAS FALLEN!!!!
t.me/intelslava/23432

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Won’t happen when they can just bomb the shit out of the cities conventionally and still win.

>be me
>be baking for weeks
>glowniggers come up with new idea: “just vpn as him!”
>still fail
>still seething
>spam about MUHHHH CHILD PORN
>inb4 20 posts by this ID consensus cracking and concern trolling

Carry on, and be comfy, anons.

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>That gif
hmm

>STOP POSTING ANIME. SWEDE JANNY TELLS US ANIME IS NANMED HERE!
Twelve year olds behave like this. Not grown men.

It's difficult to know what is true right now

Z

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time to sleep frens, hope you will be comfy tonight

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Ok, I get it. Scrapping here and there, now I see why them. Keep posting that on reddit. That swede is most likely a mole.

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good to hear

I think they're moving into a defensive posture and will neutralize each defensive hard point at a time in true deep battle doctrine fashion

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Me listening to /ugggghhh/ fags crying

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stoltenberg looking a bit crazy there

No clay for them then. Russia should offer them Ukraine clay in exchange for leaving NATO. They wouldn't accept it, but it'd be worth it for the lulz.

youtube.com/watch?v=7zpmo0jS55Y
Kino (literally)

Shills on suicide watch.

News saying it sank. I'm saying it didnt

Hey man no hate here, I'm just a simple man trying to make a comfy thread.

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You're the only one making a connection between shills and people who oppose child pornography.

No you retard, that thread is the fake one

I agree, those numbers have to be bullshit. Going on the offensive with 1:10 difference and winning is a wehraboo wet dream. Russia does have air superiority and better artillery, but those numbers have to be bullshit.

Still, no one can say for sure how many troops Russia deployed. But they should at least equal in number, I think. Which still doesn't bode well for Russia being the attacker and whatnot.

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The real fighting is about to begin.

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>Squeeze, squeeze

It's weird how coincidentally the hardcore seething aligns with stuff happening.
Mariupol, failed Kherson counter offensive, etc.

no, that just means they have to do the landgrab on their own. desu getting clay isnt something done in a lliance, you must be ablr to do it alone

Mariupol still has scattered resistance, and it will continue to have such for weeks after Russia claims its liberated.

What matters is whether or not Russia has to maintain a significant military presence there. If the soldiers are free to move to other areas, then mariupol has effectively fallen, regardless of any happenstance fighting that may still occur.

>Ok, I get it. Scrapping here and there, now I see why them
What did he mean by this?
>That swede is most likely a mole.
Lurk more before posting.

It's quite literally their job. Glowies are big mad.

many such cases,wouldn't doubt if he is the janny either

but are we getting footages?

Your post is off topic, shill-kun.

based

The tranny janny is just mad, they're deleting non-porn anime too including Bukhanka

Fog of war was artificially made thicker by the fucking glowie-shill swarm attack here.

Oh the three letter agencies are coordinating with reddit. Now it makes sense, yeah. I see what's going on.
It makes me happy that they think we're so important, huh.

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>child pornography
you're talking about the buhanka-chans right?

Actually, i don't think that it's a bad idea to allow them landgrab. Basically it allow us to spread the blame between all countries participated in landgrab, so ukraninas will not focus on us only.

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> Kadyrov comments imply Mariupol is still holding.
WTF? Like an hour ago he said that the western part of the city had been cleared and that Azov no longer existed.

Are you sure about that? Then go ahead and report me, see what happens.

this is the power of /chug/ huh...

How could the ghost of ukraine let this happen?

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Bread

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No? They're being posted as usual. There's been a TON of child porn past 4-5 threads that gets deleted by a lurking janny.

>literal who on twitter

Nato is weak
They can't take the banan
viva Russia

i just realised zelensky is a good guy

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you lolicon faggots are starting to get genuinely insufferable

This happens literally every single fucking time you all start posting somewhere. fuck off

He said many had been killed and some had fled west and were still holding.
Eastern part of the city was cleared according to Kadyrov.

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I cant bresent broofs as I am lazy to research fro some but the Ruskys are claiming to this.

>they're deleting non-porn anime too including Bukhanka
Things that never happened: The post.

Pedofaggot detected

It's a common shill tactic to try to get threads they don't like deleted.

>i just realised zelensky is a good guy

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Ok retard

probably, but only in exchange for them playing nice with you, otherwise the pr line will just be "we saved these ukrainians from horrible russia pls double sanctions"

Why German bros wants us to nuke Uikie? Did they forget what is it like to be an empire? No reason to nuke our future fields and people :(

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I don't think we say we love xi enough in /chug/
so I propose a toast
to comrade Xi

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Update on what our media saying kek

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Americans laughing after destroying Russian tanks. How will Russaboos ever recover?
twitter.com/jmvasquez1974/status/1507054421334757382?s=21

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They truly are the most insufferable fucking cunts on the entire website.

I literally linked to them you fucking retard

>mariupol city centre falls
>shills immediatly start shitting up threads
Classy.

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>they have to do the landgrab on their own
Then they will get KALIBR'd

No news since the btfo in mariupol?

CHECK EM

can someone drop a Kalibr on the britnigger?

KEEP EXPOSING AND SHITPOSTING THE SHILLS! WHATEVER IT TAKES, GODDAMMIT!

Death to china

They literally did last thread retard. Try harder

pretty much any anime girl he saw,even the ones that were not cunny or evenexplicit
nigger

i might try to dig on russian telegram or even twiiter and see fi there is any footage

XI-SAMA, gave me a visa I don't want to live in globohomo

Thanks for outing yourself sooooo clearly, hahahaha!
How we know that you're a shill:
you don't know how to see deleted posts.

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Yes, and anyone who calls child pornography spamming out gets called a shill by like ~4-5 people, including the Swiss baker which is confusing me because he's baked good enough past few threads but he's behaving irrationally.

In this thread we discuss the likelihood of Ukraine getting nuked by Russia, and potential targets for said nuclear strike.

>1945
USA nuked two Japanese cities to achieve 3 potential goals:
>Reduce US military casualties by quickening Japan's capitulation
>Prevent Soviet troops from landing on Hokkaido
>Send a message to Moscow who is the new boss in the post-WW2 world order

Russia finds itself in a similar situation, but even more convincing:
>It seems to be sustaining sizable military causalities, so hastening Kyiv's surrender would benefit everyone
>There's calls (from Poland) to send "peacekeepers" into western Ukraine, and this is a NATO incursion Russia would prefer to avoid at all costs, so hastening Ukraine's surrender is also appealing from this pov
>While USA could back out of the Japanese war and lose regional influence, Russia cannot afford to back out of the Ukraine war because the stakes are much higher and of existential nature for Russia long-term

Drop 2-3 tactical nukes on Ukraine, check if Kyiv is willing to capitulate or not, if not then increase to 6 nukes. Continue

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try it faggot

First time seeing it? Just got off work I guess.

t. seething mutt

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*zirkon'd

god that thing is cool

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>369111632
Do your job janny.