Imagine your boss roasting you this hard

Will these babies ever shut the fuck up

>First day back at work
>*creak*creak*
>What is that noise?
>*creak*creak*
>It's her chair's death throes

70lbs in a year is pretty impressive

FUCK HER RIGHT THE ROAST BEEF

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>I turned into a fat cow
>Here's why it's totally unfair that people treat me like a fat cow

Is there any level of self absorption that women will not stoop to?

Yeah, impressive bulk. She should post her diet.

Still would

they really are
but it's really western women only

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A box of donuts is not going to make you a big person chud, try again with your fake science lol

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Imagine being in the same room as that thing and not jumping out the nearest window.

This fat bitch follows me on Twitter!
I won't say who I am or what I do (I a have a decent following on social media), but this fat bitch actually follows me for whatever the fuck reason!!!!

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>Oh no, chudservatives and nazicels won't want to interact with me!
>Yeah...such a punishment...
Everyone with weird hair and tattoos is doing it subconsciously to avoid being abused again. That’s why gays and whores do it so much.

I know how you can get her to unfollow you real quick

She's looking for affirmation posts from people with equal socially unacceptable bodies.

being fat is the new woman or negro to them. And everybody can do it!

lol she probabpy got hired as a slampiece and 80 pounds disqualified her from that

and she thought she brought something else to the table LMAO

I hate journalists but I also have a stuffing/weight gain fetish. She needs to post pics of her ass

There's going to be a lot of these "man, she looks like shit" moments when we return back to the office

>Why is there a special wide chair at that desk?

Your guess is as good as mine. I don't post anything political, and I only follow based accounts (I'm an artist/animator). In fact, I frequently lose followers because I often like tweets from @DefiantLs, and it shows up in my feed. Why this fatass still follows me is anybody's guess.

>be female
>life on easy mode
>literally all you have to do is not stuff your face every day to be attractive
>gains 70 pounds
Woman was a mistake.

let's be honest
even with 70lbs/32kg less, she'd still be a fat cow
she wuz a fat cow all along, desu

Why is this world falling apart...

Well it gave her fat fucking titties so I’d crush a few times before kicking to the curb.

How does one gain 70 pounds in a year? That's almost another person.

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Actually, you are a reddit troon. That's why the hamplanet follows you.

What do women eat to gain 70 pounds?

AAAAH, THE JIG IS UP!

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Did your tweets cause her to comfort eat

microbangs look so dumb
I get it if you're a rockabilly girl but, outside of that subculture, it looks awful and out of place

box wine, ben & jerry's

Post more of her fat tits please

I'm a socialist and I want nothing to do with fuckheads like her.

Complete with the bangs and glasses.

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>What do women eat to gain 70 pounds?
Soda and ice cream: plain and simple. I have a lot of fat relatives, and they're obese and have diabetes. This bitch probably chugs Pepsi all day and eats nothing but Ben & Jerry's.
>I get it if you're a rockabilly girl but, outside of that subculture, it looks awful and out of place
Bangs can be hot as hell on the right woman. Not all can pull it off.

Based fellow lost redditor

What emotion or concept are you trying to convey with this grotesque caricature?

Good cope

Are lactose intolerant women less susceptible to weight gain because of no ice cream?

>sleeve tattoo
RED FLAG

Milk truck

Bitch hijacks milk trucks

I have yet to meet a woman that has dietary issues and avoids the foods that causes those issues.

How could you possibly gain 90 pounds in a single month?

That's all the "time" covid "took" from me, wtf happened to the rest of yall

You have to eat like 700 lbs to gain like 70lbs. That's fucking insane. This woman is certifiable mental unstable, yet she is a "journalist" for this outfit.

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I accidentally lost 8kg sitting on my ass for the past 2 years.
Never respect fat people, not being fat is the easiest thing in the world. Just put down the fucking fork lmao

Are there before pictures?
Asking for a friend.

So they just rip farts and have diarrhea all the time?
Imagine her toilet

>What emotion or concept are you trying to convey with this grotesque caricature?

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>269 calories
>a dozen per box
>3228 calories a day just in snacks
>average person burn 1800 calories a day

Yes it will. You'd need some serious exercise to compensate for that.

She ate the baby.

Hahahahaha.
Yes. Also they love tummy rubs. Women are literal animals.

I know some women with legit compound issues like POCS and severe asthma requiring steroids, but women with microbangs and frames that fit their face explain themselves

Why do you come to the only right wing board on the internet to defend your fellow untermensch when you could just stay on your subreddit, faggot? Kill yourself