So how the fuck do I approach german girls?

nothing works, they dont understand humor, they arent interested in conversation, they display no emotions and they dont give you anything to keep the conversation going. i spied some erasmus students to see how they communicate, this is what they talk about

>hi whats up
>good you
>good
>lets order
>okay
>silence for half an hour
>that will be 5.40
>but i only ate two potatoes i aint paying 5.40
>okay pay 3.50 then
>okay
>cya later guys
>bye

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why do you want kraut women?

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wtf is she sitting on? an AT-ST?

tell them they are made for you

just talk with people about stuff like a human being. If you have the same interest conversation will flow automatically.
If people do not give you stuff to keep the conversation going they do not want to talk to you. Just stop talking to them and talk to somebody else...

just tell them romantic shit and they will jump up and down on your dick. german men don't know how romance works, so whats considered the bare minimum in other countries will very likely impress them.

Why do Germans love scat and fisting so much?

arrive by sea and storm their beach

Germans are like that, used to do some sports with a few of them who live here. They did not like to engage in chit-chat, just do the sport and leave when done.
>Krauts
>Humor

its (((germans)))
come on i thought Any Forums was smarter than that

> how do I approach German women
Like a refugee.
You just knock them down and proceed to have beautiful, sweaty, long and violent rape butt-sex with them.

have you tried shaving off all of your excess body hair and eyebrows. this is how you can woo any german woman as a hairy greekbeast

tell them about your big greek asset

Of course germans do talk to each other and have conversations.
Maybe ask them about how they clean their cars, or something about soccer.

Let out your inner Turk and rape them

Based

Just talk to them normally

Angloids wouldnt know fun if it hit them in the face

Start with honesty and admit that you are in fact a nigger, you cant go wrong because germ women love niggers.

Hi, you have my money?

The germans even opened an animal brothel
Why are they fucked up? Like they took losing ww2 bad like the japs and they like weird shit

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Just ask them if they want a total war, always works.

FUCK YOU RETARD THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE SCHOOL

There's a reason why your nation was judged

Did she poopa?

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Just say you want to fuck her

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"White men are clearly at the top of the racial totem pole when it comes to dating, and Asian/hapa men are at the bottom." - EurasianTiger, r/hapas

Race and Attraction - Part 1
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When the blackpill hits
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Kevin Kreider On Dating While Asian. Perspectives
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Tell me how romance works. Now.

"WOMEN EN-MASSE ARE SAYING ASIAN MEN ARE GENETIC SHIT." - EurasianTiger, r/hapas

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Be a Syrian refugee

I'd let her garrote me.

do the Sprockets dance with Kraftwork blaring, they speak in angular movements

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and look like this dude

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German girls?
That's Lake Travis near Austin.

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are the creep from crete?

you have to come off very angry

get drunk start yelling about some boomer shit and they will be reminded of papa and you are in

overpaying, there's free animals in the woods

Do you want to date me?

Germanic girls are much more feminist than Southron girls

FLASH CASH

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you have to be physical and obvious with them

>german men don't know how romance works
Our crown princess literally said she wanted to date a German since they were more romantic than the Dutch.
German autism is weak compared to ours