nothing works, they dont understand humor, they arent interested in conversation, they display no emotions and they dont give you anything to keep the conversation going. i spied some erasmus students to see how they communicate, this is what they talk about
>hi whats up >good you >good >lets order >okay >silence for half an hour >that will be 5.40 >but i only ate two potatoes i aint paying 5.40 >okay pay 3.50 then >okay >cya later guys >bye
just talk with people about stuff like a human being. If you have the same interest conversation will flow automatically. If people do not give you stuff to keep the conversation going they do not want to talk to you. Just stop talking to them and talk to somebody else...
Jace Lopez
just tell them romantic shit and they will jump up and down on your dick. german men don't know how romance works, so whats considered the bare minimum in other countries will very likely impress them.
Brody Morgan
Why do Germans love scat and fisting so much?
Kayden Smith
arrive by sea and storm their beach
Josiah Ross
Germans are like that, used to do some sports with a few of them who live here. They did not like to engage in chit-chat, just do the sport and leave when done. >Krauts >Humor
Jordan Fisher
its (((germans))) come on i thought Any Forums was smarter than that
Benjamin Wilson
> how do I approach German women Like a refugee. You just knock them down and proceed to have beautiful, sweaty, long and violent rape butt-sex with them.
Colton King
have you tried shaving off all of your excess body hair and eyebrows. this is how you can woo any german woman as a hairy greekbeast
Jacob Russell
tell them about your big greek asset
Anthony Bailey
Of course germans do talk to each other and have conversations. Maybe ask them about how they clean their cars, or something about soccer.
Henry Sanders
Let out your inner Turk and rape them
Jacob Torres
Based
Ryder Adams
Just talk to them normally
Angloids wouldnt know fun if it hit them in the face
Jackson King
Start with honesty and admit that you are in fact a nigger, you cant go wrong because germ women love niggers.
Angel Taylor
Hi, you have my money?
Carson Perry
The germans even opened an animal brothel Why are they fucked up? Like they took losing ww2 bad like the japs and they like weird shit
>german men don't know how romance works Our crown princess literally said she wanted to date a German since they were more romantic than the Dutch. German autism is weak compared to ours