Do that thing you do with the sanctions and embargoes and blockades and shit.
At least do it for Australia.
FUCKING DO SOMETHING, AMERICA
Isaiah Howard
Jonathan Morgan
Sorry America can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message once you hear the beep.
Angel Foster
Not my problem, get fucked
John Anderson
this kind of base has the lifespan of 15 min and is only good to put radars and shit
Aiden Nguyen
destroying china who is trying to kill you isn't your problem?
John Baker
It's time we united as one Anglosphere desu.
Anzac Empire at the least.
Sebastian Gutierrez
America is dead. Time to revive Ayyuthaya. Pay your tribute to China and annex your neighbors.
Angel Allen
should have kept that sub deal
Nathaniel Morris
are we getting invaded soon?
Brody Watson
invaded? no
but they are going to buy you out
Jayden Wilson
yes, two weeks
William Hughes
Kek
Bentley Gonzalez
Lol now they just have to get some warships
Parker Foster
give it to me straight, how many Changs am I going to have to kill
Luke Bell
all of them
all of them
Ian Edwards
Holy fuck, this isn't in the Australian news.
We're so fucked.
Connor Butler
I'm ready.
Bring them.
Robert Ward
They can't. The big reveal of the last few years has been that Russia and the US have both largely been bluffing about their military strength for the last few decades, with both sides maintaining the con by dropping a few million in ordinance on sandniggers or slavs every decade or so.
The reality is that the US is so ill-equipped it can't even bring a bunch of goat herders to heel, and the Russians are so outdated they can't secure a third-world slav country like Ukraine.
Now China is calling their bluffs. Make no mistake, China's not much better off than the US or Russia - they've got dogshit military logistics and most of their equipment is as fucked or worse than Russia's, but they've realized they're not nearly as outclassed as the propaganda has claimed the last fifty years and they know that while they may not have the military force to conquer all of the Pacific, they probably have at least enough to stand up to US intimidation.
Isaac Long
>be america
>china gets too close to your greatest ally
>invade the Solomon Islands
>everyone claps
Meanwhile in ukraine
Adam Thompson
The reality is we need to work with our allies in the region.
>Taiwan
>Vietnam
>Japan
If we work together we can beat the shit out of China. Alone we sink.
Daniel Anderson
We're just waiting for some aggression. How many Chinese nationals outside of China these days? The world would become pretty pretty dangerous for them for the first time in history. Is it worth sacrificing 10,000 years of fallout over saving some face? God chinks are so stupid
John Perez
Based the soon they get here and kill all the American dickriders the sooner I can afford to live without the bank and the oil company draining every bit of blood out of me
Ethan White
I think you’re kinda ignoring the fact that Ukraine is being supplied, trained and reinforced by the west
Zachary Morales
>anglos are losing worldwide everywhere except in Europe (aka reddit: the continent)
you love to see it
Oliver Garcia
Ukraine is doing fine on their own, and they have Yurope to back them up.
US better fucking come help with their greatest ally.
Austin Wilson
>America isn't here right now. If you'd like to plan the invasion of some chinky island press 1. This is the official presidential naptime, sir. We will fail to call you back or respond in any way for at least 2 years. Now sod off. *beep*
Daniel Roberts
Heh, thought everyone hated our meddling. What happened poors?
Blake Russell
Australia will be siding with China if it comes to trouble
Juan Adams
we feast soon.
Hunter Wright
Who gives a fuck? The Pacific is massive