/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1195

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>Russian navy landing ship near Mariupol has exploded
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov

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youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
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files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4
files.catbox.moe/40usde.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
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▶Webms
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>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
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files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/m4x0p5.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
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>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
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▶/chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4

>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4

>A Ukrainian soldier was detained, who tried to get out of the encirclement along with civilians by dressing in women's clothes
files.catbox.moe/swyh6c.MP4
files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4

>Nuclear war would be worth it if we could just save one life
files.catbox.moe/40usde.mp4 NEW!

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kek how did you manage to avoid getting that op deleted

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CUNNY

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Mariupol falls soon

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When I was a teen I squeezed a liquid mint candy in my eyes. It hurt real bad for 30 minutes or so...
I just got reminded of this because I just cleaned my eye with a wet mint tissue and it started to hurt a little (gone after a few seconds tho)

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Jannies are sleeping

DELETE UKRAINE

2 more days until total victory /chug/ bros

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If anyone has new marauder/looter videos and pics please post as they are a favorite around this parts...

the ship is actually doing fine

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How soon you think they'll capitulate?

mmm comfy bread

>Guys Russia is doomed, 2 weeks until we have the democratic Republic of Russia and the authoritarian state of Siberia, the obviously the uhhh the united states of kuril and east Russia

Why are the west so fucking retarded?

Z brothers!

Glory to the liberators.

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Z!

Peaceful carpet bombing of the western ukraine please.

Welcome to the Friendship Committee Mexico!

>ruble recovering
Bratany... we're gonna make it

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Death to Globohomos! Z!

why can't I join..? I said I'll cook for everyone...

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Inb4 the hit was just on the port.

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>I squeezed a liquid mint candy in my eyes

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janny redemption arc

Some BUK appreciation.
files.catbox.moe/pp9jg6.webm

Kherson republic soon

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The gas must flow.

Thanks for the bake ozziebro
>down under picrel

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nice...bonus points for femoid

Capitulation is out of the question. Ultimatum ended midnight local time. Now it's only a killzone

they said it was scuttled to put down the fire

Are we winning guys?

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just had a random thought: canned laughter cant work because its always discernible from a real laugh.
youtu.be/LpqCzUlaCxg
canned laughter to real laughter is what troons are to women.

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it's the minimum after a war of such intensity.

thanks for the laugh fren

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All i did was wrong, i went to uni then found job etc. instead I should have studied russian and went to donbass back in 2014 and join the separatists, maybe now I'd be a contractor and not a civvie wageslave faggot

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>Russian economy is devastated
t. Biden

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looks like it

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Д A
A

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so it was just all false signal and only one ship scuttled due to the fear of explosions?

yes

I am confident that the fall of Mariupol will be the final blow to the pig carcass

>no NATO allowed

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New national holiday for what is left of Ukraine? "The Day Of The Great Victory" or some retarded hohol bullshit along those lines?

These things were designed to withstand these kinds of hits, but it's still pretty bad. The ship might be put out of action and, considering it was build in the 60s, the navy might just scrap it instead od paying for the extensive repairs it could require, depending on the damage.
Remember the similar, but much newer US ship that burned down a couple of years ago and had to be scrapped because it's not worth fixing.

i like this one

SO. MUCH. THIS
AAAAHHHHHHHH I FUCKED UP FFS WHYYYYYYYYTYTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

Who’s taking all these pictures of people holding their phone?

anZu

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I think some ammo blew up while it was sitting on the port

it was just some random fire and some ammo exploded

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I was in front of the mirror and I wanted to squeeze it towards it to see how much liquid it had inside, not towards my eyes. something went wrong

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Why is Mexica outside?
Get him in, it seems cold.

I don't understand this "cultural" phenomenon.

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Please tell me the truth /chug/, is Russia winning? When will the operation ends, or is it a new Syria? A lengthy detailed informative reply is appreciated.

Gril show tits and a russian ship explodes. interesting

Glowniggers

Yes. the scuttled ship, provided it hasn't been damaged, can be recovered. I'm not counting on it, but if they pull it off, it would be hilarious.

mirrors
they appear lifeless but they feed on your soul, especially when you're asleep

Yes

>taking the first big city in a month long war
>im confident this means we win

Russian shills are pathetic

Why did that other thread stop numbering their editions?

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2 more weeks is the only answer you will get.

I thought fans do that, but maybe only in Korea

Can someone explain how this shit rolled out was slep

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>is Russia winning
yes
>When will the operation ends
month or two

ships are raised and refloated all the time. Its really not unusual if they did it. But its an old ship, not sure they want to do it

angry mob punishes looters but also punishes random people.

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>When will the operation end
Probably never. Russia will be fighting insurgents trying to revive Ukraine once it's made into a defunct state of multiple puppet republics.

Bandera's tradition

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Russia is winning. It's going pretty slowly. Much like Syria, you're going to see cycles of really slow action because city sieges are slow, followed by rapid advancement to the next city to be sieged.
The west's "winning plan" is to wait for Russia to commit suicide because of sanction. It's not working.

2 more weeks until we know. In the mean time keep shilling in /uhg/

Maybe when Biden said build back better he meant Russian instead of USA

gahahahha wtf is this real lemme see

To hide that it's a shill circlejerk and that no one uses it.

Germans are stupid enough to destroy their own economy (and taking down the EU with them while they're at it) so I'm not too hopeful.

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Southfront seems to think it will be a very lengthy Syria 2.0 campaign. They’re not really interested in gaining territory, more just gradually breaking down the Ukraines military hardware until it has none left.

your dog looks weird

New Syria, whether the conflict ends today or next year, putin took the first step towards a new iron curtain. Now countries are taking sides and your dirty Al "خره" family is now peak comfy

>OMG A SHIP BTFO AAAAAAA


DO YOU RETARDS REALISE RUSSIA JUST SIZED THE BIGGEST SHIPYARDS IN EUROPE WICH ARE LOCATED IN KHERSON, MYKOLAIV, MARIUPOL, AZOV???

it's as close as they can get to replicating bandera. because tying children around posts with barbed wire is frowned upon these days

IT'S OVER FOR RUSSIA. THE SCHWEINER COUNTER ATTACK STARTS NOW.

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Thats nothing... I was dared by a friend to eat a raw hot chili, but for some reason I decided to push the other half after biting it, into my eye.

I can tell you, eye chili hurts.

Was the destruction of ship a part of the plan?

Update combined and deduped gore md5 filters
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>think I was missing some last time

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At the ripe old age of 140, Uncle A is comfy in Argentina, punishing Putin for switching from "decommunise" to "denazify" with an additional two weeks

It didn't even work out as optics, everyone still hates Putin in the mainstream ZOG media

yes, we know, you posted this already pastabro

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ah, didn't see you already posted this here, see

I love Tokarev!

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So any actual info about russian successes or just cringe non topic images?

I think they are starting to realise it doesn't give a good image

it has autism

>random people
source

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was losing Mariupol part of the plan?

Thanks. Will add next bake
yep no issues user

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quote.rbc.ru/catalog/?type=share&sort=leaders

I swear you just posted this in another thread, well let me tell you the same thing from before then
Ships are expensive af to build

2021
>Russia is poor but feared
2022
>Russia is poorer and a laughing stock

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russian stock exchange opened up today and going hard

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At least they would relocate it. They only scuttle it because they saw the ammo burning on pier, if it blew up, it would have taken the ship, so they scuttled it, so it doesn't take damage while submerged.
How successful it was, will be seen soon.

but the ship is fine.

Landing ship hit probably by tochka in port.
Shills elated.
Some AA guy going on the naughty list.
The destruction of Ukraine continues.

They have awaken the sleeping giant...
Nice digits neighbor of Satan

Russians are going to wrap this up by early to mid April at the latest. They are right now completely purging azog faggots from Mariupol. Quite the sight.
All the so called "battles" are mostly just hyped up potshots remanents of ukie specops and few dead set groups of azog leftovers are taking against Russian vehicles and troops. Booby traps, etc.
(((zelensky))) is mainly relying on civvie meat shields and basically hostage tactics to drag this out while parading every single dead ukrainian civvie death as muh russia bad. But neither he nor NATO globalists have any leverage left in this conflict.
Russians will restore Ukraine free of NATO/DC/London/Brussels collaboration and will likely enter into a Belarus style agreement.

Sigh. I just woke up. When is Russia gonna start committing warcrimes? Fuck's sake this is the tamest """invasion""" in the history of invasions.

The ship fucking sailed away, cockhole MI5:

so sad

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Blew the doors open

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