/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1193

Previous thread: Fuck jannies, niggers, troons and kikes. Z

▶WARNING
Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region


▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (19-20 March 2022)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
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files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/m4x0p5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
files.catbox.moe/swyh6c.MP4
files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4
files.catbox.moe/40usde.mp4
barrons.com/news/russia-s-gas-payment-in-rubles-demand-a-breach-of-contract-germany-01648055408
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
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files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
youtu.be/BzSlNjkQkDA
Any
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youtube.com/watch?v=xdE6kUTKsHc
youtu.be/Ml7LDFdQ36o
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

nigger

Z

>muh special operation
>muh humanitarian military intervention
>muh gentle invasion

Pic related is what you get for not bombing hohol military more. They scramble, disperse and destroy your fucking ships.

Kalibrs and other cruise missiles should've been used the past month instead of sending troops to fight in the forests and sending convoys in the countryside to be ambushed. What genius came up with this idea? No wonder Shoigu and Gerasimov are nowhere to be seen.

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▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/m4x0p5.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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he posted uncensored? based
the sliver of space at the top is painful though

Based cunny.

▶/chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4

>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4

>A Ukrainian soldier was detained, who tried to get out of the encirclement along with civilians by dressing in women's clothes
files.catbox.moe/swyh6c.MP4
files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4

>Nuclear war would be worth it if we could just save one life
files.catbox.moe/40usde.mp4 NEW!

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>baking with nipples out
yeah nuke inc in 10..

PUTIN CHECKMATES GERMANY, SCHOLZ ADMITS HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING OR RISK ECONOMIC COLLAPSE

barrons.com/news/russia-s-gas-payment-in-rubles-demand-a-breach-of-contract-germany-01648055408

>"The announcement of paying in rubles is... a breach of the contract and we will now discuss with our European partners how we would react to that," said German Economy Minister Robert Habeck, whose country imported 55 percent of its natural gas from Russia before Moscow invaded Ukraine.

>However, to cut it loose from one day to the next would "push our country and the entire Europe in a recession, hundreds of jobs will be in danger, entire industries would be on the brink," warned Scholz.

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ziggers

it's a 1966 ship if it's Saratov, it's not going to change the war

they aren't sending the new stuff for a reason

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

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files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
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>resorting to porn
You know how I know yall shills?

Honestly, Any Forums is a nsfw board and there's another thread up with three naked lesbians eating liquor out of each other's assholes in a webm so we should be safe desu.

youtu.be/BzSlNjkQkDA


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Russia is the chud incel of nations

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Its over bros Nexta spoke...

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haha you just jelly we got actual femanons showing their support instead of the incels and trannies that make out your demographics

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

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Why do you sound like a nigger

and they will get nuked, god knows how many times i got banned for porn here

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link plz. asking for a fren

WOAH WOAH WOAH
WHO POSTED TITS!?
I had to leave for exams and what else did I miss?

Ukraine is never joining NATO, and 20% of Ukraine is already lost to Russia, pic should be backwards

Screencapped for posterity. I wanna know how long it takes for the jannies to nuke but I'm so tired.

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These Nazis look kinda weird bros....

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Why would you give the /uhg/ trannies an opening to get us nuked?
Pic related

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Listening to this while writing a paper: youtube.com/watch?v=xdE6kUTKsHc
Pretty comfy desu

>Fed boi daughters are showing the goods
Was the ‘career’ worth it?

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Imagine being such a faggot that you need a safe space

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...

Ukraine will lose. Now it's Zexy time

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...

breaking news guys breaking news

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can you imagine fucking a girl for free. literally making her cum and not even wanting to be paid for it.
Can you imagine literally spending your own money to accommodate a woman and making her feel at home, having a lavish life full of sex and pleasures.

I wonder what would happen to society if men stopped putting women on a pedestal

Girls are NPC because men around them keep telling them they are smart and perfect, men solve their daily problems free of charge and the grils keep thinking they are awesome since they do have an easy life, but girls dont see that this easy life is given to them by their orbiters.

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jannies are homosexual theyre asleep. Zogbots are already spamming report on OP

wew lad, thumbs up for the model

Rate buhanka OC

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Yeah, with beaten up grill, which doesnt consent but Ru dont give a fuck

2 breads ago it happened

Murricanized Vietnamese. Trashier than trash. Too bad he survived

>id contains N0M
>pic contains nippon
oh this is gonna last for sure, gents

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More portland oregon shenanigans
youtu.be/Ml7LDFdQ36o

good morning sirs
the victory will be ours
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>nexta

6/10 it uses colours i like it

lmao

finally BOOBA

Z

Thank you for baking!

>Two others are smoking heavily
Isnt that like standard for russian ships?

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>Sage
So we know so far that one Russian ship was scuttled, any news on the others?

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Ahahahaha holy shit. Does Ukraine even have a navy? This is so fucking embarrassing

>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
>files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
Z

Damaged Saratov
Apparently got extinguished already

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So there are rumours the usa will give poland to invade western ukraine and absorb it. The ukranean government has told hungary to back off if it thinks about getting land from ukraine that has a large hungarian minority.

Will the cattle oops i mean the people in the west will they cry and virtue signal for ukraine like when russia invaded? Or will they be ok with it because the man on the tv told them to think like that?

It's just a morale booster for all the /chug/bros out there

Embarassing... As always, the greatest enemy of Russian army is its own incompetence.

He said that since day one, but for some reason the international media completely ignored that and went with the idea that everyone will sanction russia

where were those tits posted

>Putin told Nabiullina to stay the new 5 year term after she wanted to leave
When will Putin win over Putin and rid Russia from the pro-western traitors and policies ffs
This is the time the rats are jumping ship, like Chubais and Dvorkovich

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Much soul, but needs practice, 5/10

Doesn't Germany and somehow Czech Republic have shitload of Vietnamese diaspora?

How does the gore filter fillter out gore?

Two threads ago

Saratov got scuttled

It was the oldest ship among the active landing ships. RIP

2 threads back

SOUL/SOUL

Russia bros we got too cocky

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Shouldnt you put the boat thing in the new bake???

The eekookies have no navy.
They still have some Tochka-Us and have finally managed to hit something on the third attempt.
A huge fuckup on the AA guys part so heads will absolutely roll today.

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I love lesbians so much.

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>need a navy to sink a ship
oh dear

H-hey /Chug/ bros...

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I second this

It happened here:

shift+click
get fucked jewtin

woohoo comrades look how high Russian stonks go

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Leaf wanting to go to Baltics posted tits for info.
Izyum now under Russian control.
One landing ship in Berdyansk sunk by Tochka-U, 2 damaged heading home.

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Death to NATO get

are we winning

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user, I....

How come gets deleted but my OP image stays? kek
i guess jannies are allowing it

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Good morning chuggerz! What a wonderful kind of day!
youtube.com/watch?v=wr3RuZaE3EU

>Haeбyлинa вce eщe y pyля
Hy твoю жeж мaть Пыня

Shave your anus, dude

Bro put your pants back on

>needs date on ass

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is Russian flag the new maga hat? just slap Russian flag on 'right wing' memes

powerful image

Z

So how many landing ships left?
Even if they can get the ship repaired, it's something that should take months.

pink needs to be smooth, like single colour, not with strokes in between.
7/10.
Z!

Yes, but they very rarely integrate. At least not the old fags. Even the young ones that are born here are kept on a very tight leash.
Nothing worse than murricanized Viets though.

based Serbs fight for LPR/DPR

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big if true

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thats a male hairy ass, i like.

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Russ bro on the right has a Punisher patch.

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Z
I
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G
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Can't say i expected much from outdated equipment. That's a shitty loss either way though.

Ships being scuttled doesn't mean it's destroyed
There's no visible damage so chances are it's going to get repaired.
It's obviously out of commission for now though

Yes

lmao russian navy living up to its reputation I see, getting naval commanders killed and ships exploded when fighting a meme country with no fucking navy, fucking jesus

dude shave your ass first

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>paki "humor"
kek

>RIP
It's in port, depending on the damage it might be possible to refloat it and fix it.

Nice anus hairs bro

They have Tochka-Us, so one or more slip under the radar.
Those ships are cheap shit, so its more about the cargo/ammo lost than the ships themselves, at this point I doubt they would use them for landing

The shot the missiles though, its just the debris that crashed. In IRL the destroyed missile doesn't magically disappear when shot.

so... this is the power of /chug/ fags

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CHUG TIT[Z]

anZu
Cute-and-saved/10 friend

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>punisher patch
megacringe.

what?

based fighting for BLM

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>the twink is jealous

>j00

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I love how everybody around the world is larping and pretending they are huwiter/more civilized/based and redpilled than thou lol
At lease NPCs are easy to manage, no?

Kek

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i spot a man ass

20

Thanks for morning puke

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> Same shit happening everywhere, even in UN
> IT'S ALL INTERNET, BAN INTERNET, REEEE

>ship on fire is going to be spammed all week as proof of victory

Sigh

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MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST HANDH*LDING

kek

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I can now go to bed happy.
Thanks OP and goodnight anons.

Will Putin stop being an optics cuck? Otherwise CIA glowniggers are going to keep doing sabotage attacks like this one.

Are you jelly of female booba?
hah

I want to kiss it.

Shave your fucking ass jesus christ you're disgusting

Yeah, the damage does seem far too low for a Tochka-U
That thing has a 480kg warhead

Of course its a leaf

>puts 3d attention whore in the op
Never bake again faggot

how is this russian bear meme called?

I just hope it ends the opticscuckery tbqh

The horror.
Somehow foreign audience are more susceptible to this shit than we are.

Germany and Czech got the ones from the North (commie), America mostly get the ones from the South (Republic of Vietnam).

With that said, the Viet in that article is way more respectable than other other reddit larpers.

Honestly a lot of heads need to roll. After the performance in Syria this is a bit disappointing, I guess only the elite were sent there. Too bad Russia is such a corrupt shithole you really need to clean house but it's not going to happen.

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le trad russian waifu in the pic

Here is Mongol volunteer for Ukraine, now the Russians will retreat!

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Faggot.

why would a guy be compelled to post his hairy ass on the internet?...

Amplify failures, downplay victories, innit?

I dunno, I stole it years ago

>pedophiles
>trannies
>attention whores with hairy asses (also trannies)
The euro hours of /chug/ are unbearable.

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>t. Seething landwhale

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>a fucking leaf
Do you really need to ask?

Going to put this into my gore filter

There's two sides to every leaf user. One gay one woman.(rare)

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With those bed sheets... /uhg/ is desperate.

For the price of an outdated Tochka missile, ukes put a ship and half of the port out of commission. Kalibr strikes vs farmhouses and malls look pale in comparsion.

I dunno but you're up next

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Japanese were nazis too, heck, as it turned out even a jewish president can be a nazi.

Imagine the smell...

where is my nigga Shoigu? I miss him like you wouldn't believe

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His dog was busy.