/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General - Kaboom edition

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>ISW: "Russian forces continue to go over to the defensive, conducting restricted and localized ground attacks that make little progress
>Russia is likely struggling to obtain fresh combat power from Syria and elsewhere rapidly."
>New Ukrtelecom disruptions due to fiber optic damages
>RU failing to maintain defensive positions east and northeast of Kyiv
>israeli sources claim Shoigu tried as a western spy
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>US government formally accuses RU forces of war crimes in Ukraine
>RU defence minister Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems’
>Putin adviser Chubais quits over UA war and leaves Russia
>Smoke over RU embassy in Poland
>Anti-RU cauldron forming west of Kyiv
>Mariupol skirmishes continue
>CCP supporting both sides of the conflict, seemingly playing 2 sides
>Putin says RU military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

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good morning my niggas

>another day, another burning russian "project"

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KABOOOOOM

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What’s OP pic of?

Lovely indeed sire, may I interest you with tea or a FAT FUCKING SCHLONG DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU ABSOLUTE BONG SANDNIGGER?????

Russian ship exploded at Berdyansky

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tea is fine m8 unless you want me to stomp you to death, you 3rd world subhuman

Guten Morgen
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>Your military advisors are the retards at /k/
And who the fuck are you?

In russia they are, but if you sell SPX euro-style box spreads you can have as much as you want at the fed funds rate

Still possible to save up for something semi-decent but nothing fancy unless you're an exec

Holy fuck you’ve got to see this.

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I don’t exactly know what. It could be a Russian ship, or a warehouse on the docks. It sounds like ammo cooking off.

I wonder if it was an accident that started the fire or if it was an attack, missile or some other form.

Here is one more

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Are we winning guys??

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Nuclear happening when?

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then I shall hurry not to keep you waiting, meanwhile enjoy the scrumptious view before we reduce it to smoking hole with remnants on your bone fragments.

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obligatory 2 weeks reply

> the Ukrainians take out a major sea depot for the invaders
Yes
YESSS

>flee Russian occupation
>into Russian occupation
What does it mean?

looks like one made it through

>blow up russian ship
>DEPOT DESTROYED!!!

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UKRAINIAN MILITARY REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE TRANNIES AS WOMEN AND IS CONSCRIPTING THEM BY FORCE AND SENDING THEM TO FRONTLINES ASAP

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This is massive news, probably means that AA systems got moved
Also call them back

That's a bit behind schedule bro. I'm gonna need some bombs asap

We've known that since day 1.

Not it doesn't, one could have slipped through, sabotage or an accident

It could be both. If a ship was sunk and on fire and some of the exploded ordinance on fire was blown towards a depot of ammo then it could have taken both out.

May have been a different ship exploding. However, considering we can see 1 landing ship fleeing, and there was that other one filmed a few days ago, it's probably safe to assume this potential third ship (exploding) is also a landing ship.

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Fair. There's no confirmation the warehouse has gone. But then again, give it time.

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you can see splashes in the water at the 7 second mark, probably MLRS impacts

> one could have slipped through
After so long it is unlikely unless some vatnik fell asleep on the job

We too will draft Elsa soon.

i'm so sorry your thread is failing fren :'(

Not at all these systems are not infallible

The Russian have been apparently running out of precision missile.

>Russian ship exploded at Berdyansky
How did it explode?

russians have been at Bredyansk for so long now that to see an error now while not impossible would be less likely
This is the likely reason desu

Not known yet.

I do not see what the problem is, comrades. This smoke simply shows our factories working hard in support of the war effort. This is the billowing smoke of industry. You can even hear the clamour of hard work being done, no doubt constructing the state of the art armaments that will assist Russia in continuing to dominate the small and insignificant Ukrainian resistance in our patriotic war. Everything is going according to the plan.

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What the fuck happened here? Drunk pilot flew a jet into a babushkas house?

>Anti-RU cauldron forming west of Kyiv
What is a cauldron?

>patriotic war
nyet, is simply patriotic special operation

fresh clip
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I don't check in often because this place whittles down my mental health too fast to >cope with, but it's been around a month and I need to check in sometimes
Have you faggots really split into two eternal generals out of some sort of twisted team spirit us vs. them shit? I shouldn't be surprised, people are still genuinely triggered by some years old re-spelling initiative
No one's making progress of any real merit, the ukranians will fall eventually and lost massive amounts of civvie infrastructure, putin's paid a massive price despite his hail mary ruble only oil trade and the only reason this hasn't escalated is because everyone isn't on the same page that nuclear armaggeddon is the ideal out for our trainwreck world.
Is this all the work of glowniggers? That's rhetorical we both know the answer.
I think people just glossing over randos just defending their home or getting thrown into a meat grinder for no reason but monke's ego just for bants wears me down the most. "Globozoggoputlofucko is firing chemical weapons at the covid labs" at some point who the fuck cares, stalker 2 is delayed, the world is worse off, and either side winning won't solve any of these big conspiratorial issues
It's all so tiresome

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They are just trying to get warm in the hostile climate of the country they are invading, nothing to see here.

Hey I made a song

>Somebody once told me
>Russia is gonna roll the
>illegitimate state of Ukraine
>I was looking kinda dumb
>when our force became undone
>after our tanks got stuck in the rain
>well, their supplies start coming and they don’t stop coming
>our tanks get hit and infantry start running
>didn’t make sense to prep for a long war
>their men are drunks and their women are whores
>we’re low on fuel we’re low on food so what’s wrong with shelling a few towns?

I give up

A r*skie military term for being completely surrounded.

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crashed Su-34 according to the comments

Paid shills and pedophiles get irritating after a while

Very large debris area, likely to be mid-air breakup from a missile

perfectly planned

>What is a cauldron?
Something vatniggers said would form if you trust the plan and wait 2 weeks

Yes, the anti-Russia redditors and /k/-normies decided to stay here while more sensible people went to /chug/. Anybody not supporting Russia on Any Forums is a paid shill.

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Oh that is definitely ammo cooking off

>Anybody not supporting Russia on Any Forums is a paid shill.
t. 10 rubles a post

Ah yes, the fire of industry burns ever brighter. In this fire we forge the weapons that will lead to our imminent victory. Observe the fireworks with which we celebrate our progress. Everything is okay, no need to worry.

SeeCould be missiles or saboteur, I don't know. Ukrainian military has been brewing dark magic since the day 1. Remember that russian warship damaged by MLRS near Odessa? VERY KINO footage

/chug/ is a break away general

zedbois getting btfo

>From this Picture of the Fire at the Port of Berdyans'k, a Russian Naval Ship presumably a Alligator-Class Amphibious Landing Ship can be seen pretty clearly on Fire as well as Multiple other Pieces of Equipment on and near the Port.

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It's worse, he does it for free.

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>ironic post
>serious reply
why take the bait?

>sensible people went to /chug/
kek

Ok Ukraine is so fucking based