/NZG/ - New Zealand General - Co-Governance Edition

>its in their hands now, it is their time to rule...
what did you anons get up to today and what did you have for dinner?

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Are those the guys that slap their bellies at football games or whatever.

Never getting vaxxed
Never living in the pod
Never gonna drive the electric car
Never gonna use the tiny oven
Never eating the bugs
Never gonna own a house
>pepepain
Never gonna stop playing with my doggo
Never gonna give you up
Look I'm just not gonna do it
Ugh I know I know
Its just I'm never gonna do it ahahahahah

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NEETlife here. got up at 10am, coffcoff, walked doggos, went for a bike ride, watched youtube vids and read some bits and pieces, cleaned the whole house, got rid of old clothes in my wardrobe. haven't eaten dinner yet, going to gym now. salmon for post-workout meal

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damn, hooker user looks like THAT?

Haha. I have more sense than to cover myself in ugly trampy mental illness tattoos, sorry user.

Leftovers for dinner. Chicken casserole. Feel sorry for the missus who is still at work because I ate it all.

just looked after my plants and played vidyagames. nice steak and eggys with mummy and daddy while we watched the one news lies at 6

Hey Hooker user, how long are records kept about who visits a brothel, if any are kept?

Do people pay with credit cards often or is it usually always cash?

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today's updates from the most unbiased source:
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NEVER GETTING VAXXED!

desu if I were to get a hooker, I wouldn't fuck her. Because she doesn't deserve my cock in her pussy. I would have her suck it instead

tranny hookers give better blowies

Sheepistan being run by Maoris would be fucking hilarious.

Vote 1 some fat hard cunt.

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Hey. It depends on where you're going in the country really as each brothel operates differently. You can get some real officious dickheads or you can get an owner who 'gets it' and knows how to relax and chill. If you want specifics on a place I'll need the name/location.

Record keeping for tax purposes usually has shit like "Peter" "John" "Dave" just set as a placeholder for the IRD to be happy during an audit. I would be very surprised/weary if a brothel asked you for a government name. Don't provide it.

Yes, people pay with credit cards a lot, these days they're using both eftpos and cc more often than cash in brothels. Which of course is retarded. Private indie workers it's still mostly in cash as they're not often running their own payment terminals. There's been a push for privates to get deposits electronically, but it won't be the best choice for most.

>mario party

>Yes, people pay with credit cards a lot, these days they're using both eftpos and cc more often than cash in brothels. Which of course is retarded
That's what I wanted to know. I think I can catch a family predator partly by showing this other side of his behaviour. Cheers.

One hooker tried to kiss me and I was grossed out. She was 2 solid points beneath me. Like, bitch you should be paying me

Please pray for my vaccinated family members, they're all catching covid, none of my unvaccinated have yet

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Nah that's the mori-ori but they're pretty similar, just lower down in the food chain

And yet, she wasn't.

Cheeky wanker. I had turkey and cranberry sammies, it was OK

Nah Maori party.
>Runs all day and all night in
>Swapper crates and bottles everywhere
>Always someone "playing" guitar and "singing"
>Fights every 5 minutes
>Drum fire that never goes out

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I hate when they do it at the end when you're in the refractory period and feeling terrible, I mean, that's what I've heard

Yeah because I'm not a prostitute. That's how it works you daft cunt

Cool. Wreck him. Just so you know, every brothel uses a different billing name than their registered company name, so you won't be able to just search his statements for the brothels operating name to find it/prove it your family. You'll need to find the billing name.

If you run into trouble, call up the local brothel you suspect and pose as a nervous punter. Ask them what name the payment comes up as on the statement.

You're fucking one. Which makes you her equal. Congratulations.

You're assuming he has access to the guys bank records

just use cash.
they don't even ask for your name

What are you, some kind of white knight?

Hookers are scum, people who visit them are usually just misogynists who don't see much difference between a hooker and some whore off Tinder

Haha true. No hooker wants to kiss. They only do it because punters squeal about wanting it. You can just say see ya later and go on with your day, nobody cares.

That’s better than whatever the UN will do. Maori are racist so they would turn to ethnic national socialism given the chance. Too bad about the fake parliament front for the UN thing.

be heaps of new hookers soon with the borders opening

me kissing the hooker that was actually young and hot had her coming round to mine and fucking for free for a few months

>don't see much difference between a hooker and some whore off Tinder
Exactly why I'd use neither neither. Both are as disgusting as a public toilet.

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Whoever you stick your dick into is the best you can get, otherwise you would have gotten yourself something better. This is how you determine your value in the sexual marketplace.

Logic exists, try it sometime.