You have taken the canned fruit-pill, right user?

You have taken the canned fruit-pill, right user?

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How the fuck do you game with that mouse? Doesn't those buttons on the side bother you??

canned fruit is garbage. Eat fresh fruit. Buy from the beaner market so the tax man doesn't get a cut. it also tastes better

No.
Why not just eat fresh fruit?

>in heavy syrup
lmfao at your life fat fuck. quit eating shit. fuck all sugar including natural sugar

canned anything is trash

i've been clementine-maxxing. also i went to the foodbank a few days ago and they had a huge crate of mangoes that were "going bad" (i.e. perfectly ripe) that they said nobody would take, so i got about 20 of them. so i've been slurping down juicy flesh then sucking the juice off the bone like a truck stop hooker

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE FRUIT TREES
FRUIT TREES LITERALLY PRODUCE FREE FOOD

Longer lasting, user
Expensive, user

I put some in the fridge earlier to chill. Gonna go get them now!

>so i've been slurping down juicy flesh then sucking the juice off the bone like a truck stop hooker
That's very specific. I am glad you're enjoying it though.

explain sardines then retard

>heavy syrup
Enjoy the cancer

Probably not if you're into MMORPG's. For FPS games it's undesired.

Have you had fresh caught sardines? 100x better than caught.

Why do you own that mouse retard, if you're an mmo fag end yourself.

this

100% fruit juice only no syrup

>saturated in high fructose corn syrup
>tastes like metal
Buy some fresh fruit you lazy nigger

>HEAVY SYRUP
i hate the antichrist

Based tinned fruit eating, Corsair Scimitar enjoyer.

lel stay mad pleb.

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I have big hands and I mostly play strategy games anyway so I'm not pressing down so hard enough for it to be uncomfortable. I like it.

BROTHER!

I liked to imagine the nukes have already fallen and I'm peacefully living off the grid away from it all as I eat my canned fruits that I have stored in preparation for the apocalypse that I already survived. It's comfy.

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The food hierarchy

1. Fresh
2. Dried
3. Canned

fat fucks deserve the steel braided rope.

>For FPS games it's undesired.
Yea only if youre a retarded faggot.

that some thicc fingers, does he have only 4 on the hand

>including natural sugar
Literally nothing wrong with whole fruit or raw honey you dumb faggot

frozen fruit is better. strawberries specifically.

I've been eating nothing but beef jerky, kettle korn popcorn, grape tomatoes and blueberries since January 1st and I've lost 40 pounds.

Another 40 and I'll be where I was before COVID lockdowns and unemployment gibs turned me into a land whale.

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I got peaches ready and waiting

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Fruit is cheap.
At Aldi's you can get a bag of apples or oranges for 3-4 bucks.

I am glad you enjoy peaches as much as I do brother.

Oh fuck yeah, i've got a couple dozen cans of peaches just begging to be eaten. That makes me want some peaches too.