/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1188

Previous thread: ▶WARNING
Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.

▶Latest
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region


▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (19-20 March 2022)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/m4x0p5.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
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files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
files.catbox.moe/swyh6c.MP4
files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4
files.catbox.moe/40usde.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
Any
pastebin.com/dXvkweJ1
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html
edenmagnet.com.au/story/7671536/mexicos-rulers-boost-russia-friendship/?cs=356
youtube.com/watch?v=PWpT6X3MwtE
youtube.com/watch?v=iEqc6H4RXos
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>Kino
files.catbox.moe/m4x0p5.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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▶/chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4

>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4

>A Ukrainian soldier was detained, who tried to get out of the encirclement along with civilians by dressing in women's clothes
files.catbox.moe/swyh6c.MP4
files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4

>Nuclear war would be worth it if we could just save one life
files.catbox.moe/40usde.mp4 NEW!

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I would cum in you gup user

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/


▶War Crimes

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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Putin, we can blame Redditors, we can blame NATO, we can praise Zelenskyy's music video, DNR's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Javelins, NLAWs you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in AFU and Twitter, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in the two weeks. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about Kiev, or our chances in qualifying for the European Union for that matter. Not fighting like this. What do you think, /ugh/? Is NATO the problem? Or is it USA? Azov #IN or #OUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
instagram.com/zelenskiy_official
twitter.com/presssec
reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine
state.gov/
suicide.org/hotlines/international/ukraine-suicide-hotlines.html

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real thread.
American flag is sanctioned from baking

During the Warsaw Uprising in 1944, the Nazis expelled almost the entire civilian population from the city, and then destroyed the city with several weeks of artillery and bombings in one of the worst war crimes in human history.

Russians are now doing the same thing in Ukraine under the guise of "humanitarian corridors". The parallels are chilling.

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GLOBOHOMO WILL FALL

THE PEOPLE WILL PREVAIL

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Is the maxim now the official meme gun of the war?

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>he has proprietary software in his military hardware
>he uses nodejs
>he updates his software

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Z

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baZed

>multiple sources claiming
>1/4th of Russian forces dead, injured, or missing ALREADY

Is this true? It looks like the invasion is a total dud.

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Keep on Chuggin'

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Except it's Azov who is pressing teenagers into service while banning anyone from leaving their ZOC.

Press LGBTQIBP2+ to fight for globohomo.

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hello vatnigger cope general

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Weird how /chug/ gatekeepers post at the exact same time
Where is the discord, trannies?

can my country join the NO NATO tent?
edenmagnet.com.au/story/7671536/mexicos-rulers-boost-russia-friendship/?cs=356

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American disruption of the international order can't go unchallenged, said Indonesian representative Kahar Muzakir in support of Russia

Lol

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YOOOOO IS THAT THE HECKING GUN FROM FALLOUT 4?!?!?! POGGERS!

Do you have source with sound?

We'll remain an american dog until the end

Personally I think that Americans should be able to bake and that trans rights are human rights! I'm sick of all the Russian kremlinbots controlling the narrative about Kyiv!

>picrel
How are they getting electricity?

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Zelensky personally told me he killed 50 russians with his bare hands.

>iTyrone STILL mad he can't derail
lmao
rofl even

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Did anything interesting happen while I was asleep zzz

Did the Allies expel the civilian population before they bombed cities?

Wait is Putin literally Hitler or are the Ukrainians based trad nazis?

Please get your talking points straight.

I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS!!!

So do those cuck Germans and mega cuck Italians agree to buy gas in rubles?

Those moments at /g with fucking stallman were great

more scribbles please

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How is the frog able to read?

thanks bro
youtube.com/watch?v=PWpT6X3MwtE
>they way the missile uses thrusters to go horizontal
really cool
wonder how it works

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bear hands you say?

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They let El Atrocidad loose again...

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Nice sideways anarchist flag.

>Americans talking about how 1 month should be enough to conquer a country.
>Is already half occupied
>Then it is losing.
>What???
How can americans be so hypocritical as to not even remember that they were at war for 20 years and did jack shit and decided to call it day by leaving regardless.
Also, losing to vietnamese farmers.

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We're sorry, the next city will get Tokyo treatment.

Thanks for bread!

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Yes
However, you're a shill so you can do your own searching, shitcunt leaf faggot
Kill yourself, now.

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Ceasefire over?

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IGNORE SHILLS, POST CUNNY.

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Spamming the same dead bodies over and over won't help ukraine win the war.

Russians are resurrecting their soldiers. How can Ukraine beat that kind of technology?

Just remind them that Falluja took them 2 years and they killed 1 million civilians

WELCOME TO /chug/
A FUCKING COMFY PLACE
NO BAKERS UNLESS AUTHORIZED
COUNTRY HATE IS RANDOM AND YOU’LL BE TARGETED EVENTUALLY
NO UNAUTHORIZED FUN

*More rules to follow*

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gift that keeps on giving
live, lion of damascus live!
yes and they could have weddings and funerals too

I finally made it to this damn thread long days

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>chilling
I swear only the most brain smoothied npcs use this language

Psy ops propaganda gets more ridiculous each day.

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I fucking swear to Christ democrats are just trolling antichrist style at this point.
The initial invasion of Iraq lasted 26 days, at least get the facts straight nigger.

Can you prove that frogs can't read?

Yes

DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO GREAT SATAN

Assad must go curse strikes again

he went to school

The American equivalent of this invasion would have been to bomb Kiev and Kharkov into the ground

ultimatum when

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Does that mean we have more explosion kino?

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Oh no not the AI of Kiev

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>RUSSIA IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE!!
>RUSSIA IS LOSING!!!
>RUSSIA IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT OF AMMUNITION AND FUEL!!!
>uhh.... RUSSIA MIGHT WIN BUT THEY WON'T HOLD THE LAND!!!
what's the next cope is going to be?

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I CAN'T. MY IP RANGE IS BANNED FROM POSTING FILES!!!

What the hell bro how did you get a picture of me mid dilation? Please delete that now before I have to talk to our CO.

Same stuff, Russia trying to encircle ukrainians in the east and take over Mariupol.

And that unconfirmed but realistic east of kiev is still unconfirmed.

Globohomo mad

I knew this would come handy

HAHAHAHAHA


It pains me see you struggle like this

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Oh, and just a reminder that tarantino is a pedo footfag

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here too, for over a month now

>RUSSIA WILL NEVER MARCH ON BRUSSELS

I WILL DO YOUR PART FREN.

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Globohomo desperately trying to turn the Russian people against their government.

Checked

Tbh idk about what happens next but you have disappointed me immensely. All my life I thought the Russians were somehow on the same level as the American armed forces. You are shit. Without your nukes you'd be irrelevant

North Korean leaders can use chukjibop, so they probably know a way to get electricity.
>youtube.com/watch?v=iEqc6H4RXos

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Based best girl Misuzu enjoyer
Next cope will be something like "Russia might have held the land but Zelensky is still the president from over here in the USA!"

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Same exact things spammed every post lately and divisive bullshit about American posters. Chug really is just a narrative device now isn't it?

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>Mariupol defenders have now been pushed onto the beachfront as of 8pm 23-3-22.
>The city is almost captured and the landbridge to Crimea will be fully secured.

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The rouble keeps going up, almost pre-war levels now, so much for economic collapse

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try again later shill

same

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Lol nice

ahuevo, maya train is a go
no fucking gringo NGO's will be able to stop it!

Also yours.

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We are the safe back channels in place if something went south

Biden is weak as fuck, he is calderonicamente denying everything even if they are caught hot handed.

The Swiss of the Americas, we are (aha)

Atrocity hire?

why does he look Turkic?

lol, I wanted to help the Australian baker because he always posts 5-post long OPs and thought someone might try to split in the meanwhile

Has been since the sticky was removed

it's getting weirder, faster

Fuuuu I should have bought a fucton when it was 200:1USD

We lost 4 marines and 2 f35s in the past weeks without any war. The US armed forces is not made for fighting.

iTyrones absolutely seething and hopping mad
incredible
You love to see it

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And yours.
All for my portuguese frens.

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>COUNTRY HATE IS RANDOM
No it's targetted at mutt, britbongs and memeflaggots for good reasons (you fuck up threads).
Even hohols know this.

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sex

AHHHHHHHHH

Putin is attacking the petrodollar demanding roubles only for gas,oil and space missions.

Weimerica doesn't like that, they invaded every country that takes on the petrodollar. Can't do that to a nuclear armed nation so instead they'll try and form internal resistance.

>send them elsewhere in ukrain to get them away from combat
>"omg, why are you abducting civilians!" from the people using civilians are flesh shields
Lol. Lmao even.

Glowniggers wanted to false flag post so here we are, stop being a bitch who can’t handle shit.

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>Look mom I'm on Any Forums, the post

shit's fucked. other portuguese anons said the same. apparently some nigger bot kept spamming porn so the lazy nigger mods banned most of the country
thanks mexibro, you always have my back, but i like them whiter and flatter ;)

Btw it seems like for their Oplot, hohols reverse engineered RAFAEL's shield.

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where is sex

>iPhone filename

plss let me in

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Cause those gaggle of Europeans can't stop sucking Russian cock for their energy.

kino

Is it true the Russian army will only win if you post anime girls? Well just in case...

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always libshit

did you get your cup of sugar user
hope it lasts lmao

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