/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1181

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>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

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weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
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mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ukrainian-woman-who-downed-drone-26409143
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368919912/#368924079
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>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

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nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

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▶/chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4 NEW!

>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4 NEW!
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4

>A Ukrainian soldier was detained, who tried to get out of the encirclement along with civilians by dressing in women's clothes
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>midnight comes and passes
>nothing happens

Back to donmak posting

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Yfw Poland makes a false flag and triggers article five for memes

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AKHMAT SILA!

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Why won't Putin just win the war already? How can he think any Ukrainian is still a brother to Russia? Just smash them, they're going to make you rule rubble anyway.

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Frodo?

RUbros how does it feel knowing this masterpiece was banned from your country?

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>STOP user!
Do you have secret Nigger Alpha and Regular Alpha saved on your PC?
files.catbox.moe/0mwegv.rar

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>Thank you for that one priest, by the way.

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The Russian attrition rate is probably much lower now, as they aren't moving convoys nearly as aggressively or leaving the exposed rear-area targets the holhols were hitting before.

The Ukraine, meanwhile, has likely seen casualties accelerate as the Russian air campaign expands to more targets & Russia makes heavier use of more artillery.

There would have to be announcements or statements, and those probably aren't going to happen in the first two hours. Also it's 2 AM and all the warcors are asleep.

Holhols have been using a lot of civilian vehicles for transport, especially around Kiev.

he's found the true faith and stopped his adventures to perform jihad.

they can't just give the berlin treatment to any city, also supplies.

good evening sirs
how many dead redditors?
how many dead azovs?
mariupol fully liberated, when?
ur-77 when?

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Thanks for bake

Latest image md5 gore filters for 4chanX
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Stay comfy, frens
youtube.com/watch?v=rsouv4PzmK0&list=OLAK5uy_kIxfa2Kskji_tPrVVaAKSg9VNXpZu9k1Q

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>inshallah, we're off to take the ring to mount doom

Any new war footage today???

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>Password
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Australia shares America's assessment
I hate my country so much

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Two more weeks and Poland will definitely start WW3, amirite?

how are you doing there?

Never forget how they bullshit
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ukrainian-woman-who-downed-drone-26409143

Z
YOU IMBECILE!

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More chad Putin pls

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I tried svinorez
fuck I'm retarded

Z

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australia was the worst warcriminals in afghanistan that is official

>russia has been caught doing war crimes
it's over for russia, war criming is illegal. russia must surrender peacefully and turn themselves over at the nearest police station.

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When is Polan going to invade western Ukraine and partition the country with Russia

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Stop posting anime.

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oh but lots of things happened, you just don't want to hear them because they're good for Ukraine :)

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Putin was right

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>Past midnight
>Haven't had dinner yet
>Don't want to leave my comfy bros

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Lol , "cunt" in Russian is "pizda" or "manda". If your pic is true and that's how they really say it in the movie, it would've been absolutely hilarious.

>that one guy turning around to spit on it
based

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368919912/#368924079
Strelkov was outnumbered in Slavyansk, and according to him he constantly asked for supplies and reinforcements but those were never came.

I'd like to hear them, go ahead

>In a bid to halt the device, she threw a jar of canned tomatoes and plums stored under her chair, to halt the device in case it fired at her.
>Incredibly, she knocked it out the air - and a legend was born, as a rumour claiming she'd neutralised the device with a cucumber went viral on social media.

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Go eat bro, we will be here when you return :3

I was in that thread yesterday. Saying I was extremely disgusted is an understatement. How the fuck do NPCs not get it

Never, unless they wanna get roasted alive

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Based

The Americans are expert in this field and I trust their judgement

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>I'm referring to the fact that Russia is basically just America but more authoritarian and with shittier living conditions. There is not that much of a difference in their aims or how the view the world, fundamentally speaking

Is this the quintessential American dumbpost?

"Russia never oppresses it's neighbours!" they say.

Meanwhile in reality...

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Every time I see clips like this it reminds me how sloppy christchurch was

Haven't even seen this one before

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I keep telling you guys to go back in time and undo the CIA coup in '74

Fiat Panda 4x4

chuggies, anybody got a good set of links of videos of taken azov strongholds? you know, with swastikas, hitler photos, etc
i've seen a lot fly by, here and on telegram channels, but can't seem to find any good ones now
having a discussion with some frens in the west, they're sending me literally pr items that came out on tv over there, with bellingcat as the "critical" source lol
many thanks!

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it was all true in her mind

We don't have gays take them to Canada kekekekek

Nothing ever happens

do you have a link of the thread?

>before it fired at her
Wtf the russian army has guns on their drones now? Or did she toss a can at an UAV or something? Kek, I swear

>дeвyчкa
my russian lessons are paying off

How do you think we feel?

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>based on what we've seen
Such warcrimes as?

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damn, you guys are mean

cheers to 10k dead russians and 10k more

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ok russ bros, recommend me some good slav bands and songs!

She was celebrated on /k/ and /ugh/
Let that sink in.

>WAR CRIME CHARGES LEVELED
Oh?
>...AGAINST RUSSIAN ARMY
But wait a minute. Isn't mutilation and defilement of bodies a war crime too? What of all the videos of Ukrainians filming dead Russians and doing those things?

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Disappointed in you!
files.catbox.moe/orp0ic.rar

"Sprinkle some swastikas on him, Johnson!"

>"cunt" in Russian is "pizda"
Same. Many of our expletives are the same, like hui/chuj, yebat/jebać etc.
I wonder if it traces back to Proto-Slavic lol

9/11 check
>Australia shares America's assessment of Russian war crimes
>"based
That's all I read

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lowest iq pic ive ever seen. Congratulations

Going to sleep now, there better be some good Russian gains when I wake up.

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Did you see that court that ordered Russia to stop the invasion because it was illegal kek

The fighting on the ground shows it’ll be done in less than a month.

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...in your sex life.

All trannies are abomination freaks who embarrass their family on a daily basis. That is all.

Yeah but you don't have "zhopa". "Dupa" just doesn't cuts it.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/368767547/#368769504

/k/ and /uhg/ believed this horse shit

Media won't show things like this of Russians dropping humanitarian aid off to northeast Ukraine:

youtube.com/watch?v=7fOsIY9ioQQ

Trudeau is an actor and Zelensky a comedian, what would that make Biden?

Sleep well fren

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They do, but deep down it's like some primal urge to return to monke when we treated sex differently.
One camp wants to do it because traditionalism and purity and scorns the other.
The other camp wants it because its seen as degenerate and an extension of their slippery slope like junkies needing a stronger fix to feed their addiction, and scorns the other.
It's fucking weird. I remember when people argued about tits in video games.
I just miss when
>video games

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Cheese toastie. Thank me later

>How the fuck do NPCs not get it
IOYKHBTRA

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My fucking sides! Which one of you did this?
files.catbox.moe/40usde.mp4

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Oh now do nato

Not a russbro, but
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DiDUIfMk7go

its not about gains, user. Only pain

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When John Lasseter left the company, I've said: "Well, it's going down from now on".
And guess what?
It went down.

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Goodnight. Hope we have good news for you tomorrow.

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I hate drama teacher so much, it's unreal

thank you!

>Situation at the front:

>Near Nikolaev - heavy fighting. The enemy counterattacks.

>Under Izyum - the same thing. APU counterattacks.

>In Donbass - no significant changes. Heavy street fighting in Mariupol and Maryinka, fighting around Avdiivka and in the area of Severodonetsk. Complete control over Verkhnetoretsky was established.

>The Armed Forces of Ukraine are furiously firing free artillery at the city blocks of Donetsk, Gorlovka, Makeevka and, in general, everything they cannot reach.

>Much to voice is not considered possible.

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was kruschov , based?

you could stand to skip a meal, tubby

Name them then.
If you can't handle an obvious troll then you should leave this site and never come back.

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You are impressively stupid

Shoutout to the V bros, I know Z gets all the fame but we see you

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So the Mariupol mayor FLED the city after pretending to be brave.

That means its probably fully occupied by Saturday right?

You guys also fucked off Kevin Rudd for Julia Gillard as well. It was sorta weird because Rudd is globohomo as well

Putin isn't concerned about winning this fight, he's concerned with winning all future fights as well and he'll pound all future fights out of their psyche permanently before it's over.

>since 1918
>Estonia 1917

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kek

>the food is poisoned
Watch it be the spin

what was his problem?

V

sure, i figure the ruskies are tattooing them as well, before taking pictures

>a battalion worth of foreigners dead
>Russia demanding all countries that sanctioned it buy oil in rubles
>suddenly news full of stories about Shoigu dead, 40k Russians dead, Putin fleeing

This is like during the 2016 Trump campaign, when the media would throw the most ridiculous stories against the wall constantly, while Hillary's position was dire.

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What a pus

Have they taken mariupol yet ? How long has it been since the city got encircled

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Reminder that we still need a new baker, I think.
confirm that you are tired, please.

>Such warcrimes as?
Distributing supplies to villages: youtube.com/watch?v=6lzpVOqLpCo

yeah. real life has become satire.

Take the rope leaf. You don't look remotely clever at all...

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OттaвaЁ - яблoчкo

Now show the list of countries invaded by Britain. Then ask the nearest nigger to rape you.

ballsy

He's asking NATO to join the war

Someone post that reversed version so it looks like they’re confiscating the food instead

Things look calm at the moment, but do not lower your guard. They are thinking and planning how to derail the thread and distract you while trying to gather support for azog and its golems. And since shills are retarded they will ask you how to. Reply only with shitpost.
I'm not even surprised, just keking

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