Manlets rejoice

> The rise of the 'short king': Why women now want to marry a shorter man

nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/the-rise-of-the-short-king-why-women-now-want-to-marry-a-shorter-man/6UOCYJAQB6SBRZZEWBAIDQ5DKE/

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So they’re getting desperate then

basically modern women are dominant feminists and they need a short guy to control and feel better about themselves

Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

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my job here is done

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5'9" and plus lanklets are on suicide watch

cuz they can put them in pocket

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What’s with all the short man propaganda lately? Did the media conglomerate get taken over by a short dude?

Kel


Zendaya is really unattractive. She looks like a small latino child.

Imagine Tom gobbling worshipping your cock while Zendaya eats your ass haha gross!

barts shart and fart

kikes are short and kikes kikes are endangered

Why are str8 trash so desperate for women's approval?

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Cope incels

i had sex and i'm 6'1, i'm not coping for shit retard

OP is funny.

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Manlet cope.

>women now want to marry a shorter man
If only...

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> i had sex and i'm 6'1, i'm not coping for shit retard

Exactly what a coping incel would say

yeah because you would know, projecting redditor

Or a stupid guy. I've known more than one woman who is considered intelligent by her peers that actively date or seek relationships with stupid men.

I think they enjoy the simping that comes with it, similar to women who are in relationships with abusers or drunks. It gives them something to make them more interesting.

Some Jamaican guy told me Zendaya was a tranny.

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Yeah right. That’ll be the day. There’s no fucking way they want short men. Perhaps they’re settling but believe me when I say those women would drop their short husbands for a tall dude at the drop of a hat.

Look in her eyes. She wants a basketball playing ghetto nigger not some tiny jew.

Aren't Dutch like the tallest people on earth? That must suck being short there kek

>if you're a good person looks don't matter
>if you're rich looks don't matter
>if you have a good personality height doesn't matter
>actually, women want to sleep with short guys!
I unironically want to go back to when I was 16 years old and believed all the things feminists say.

It’s literally not happening. I have personally never seen a woman with a guy shorter than her. I’m sure they exist, but I have never seen it.

he would be correct.

Zendaya is unironically a government plant to make young teens and children idolize mutts as the pinnacle of beauty. When you see her anywhere, it is literally just product placement.

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This, they call them "himbos" too and treat it like a dating preference. Those bitches stay around "stupid" men to inflate their ego for sure. My last ex was a woman who went on about "short kings" and "himbos" exactly like this article. Good thing the vaccine propaganda showed me who the real idiot was.

>the rise of the short man
>rise
Kek even news media dabs on manlets

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>E-celebs
>literally A-B List actors
>/threading your own post
Based retard!

thaaats it ladies, go for the shorter chad. Suck my penis. It's the new popular thing, trussstt me

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Cope harder, retards.

Just because you cant get pussy doesnt mean you need to seethe at short men getting some. Go out.

i'm not lol, i'm doing my best at explaining the phenomenon based on my experience, sorry you're triggered

Post your Skyrim characters you madlad!

>> The rise of the 'short king': Why women now want to marry a shorter man
They don't
This is pure pilpul, kike-cope

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Picrel; which is the manlet

>Aren't Dutch like the tallest people on earth?
Yes. I feel utterly fucked being 5'9 even though I know quite alot of guys that are as short/about same height as me that have girlfriends.

Or the manlet insecurity about women putting so much emphasis on height was overexaggerated to begin with.

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Well this is my Arena character. I think his name will be Maximus or something like that, he's after all a Gladiator. He's gay and loves to top.

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This is my Daggerfall character. He's also a cute gay Imperial dude, I only play Imperials. He's a bottom and loves Breton culture and Breton cock.

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This is my Nerevarine. He's a cute gay imperial bottom addicted to dark elf cock. He always liked Morrowind. I can't decide if he should use a spear or a sword and shield.

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This is my Champion of Cyrodiil. He's a cute gay imperial top. He loves his cute gay boyfriend Martin Septim!

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Ignore what women say, instead watch what they do - anyone have a copy of that pic showing 80% of women having their height preference set to 6ft 5?

alright theres no need to be a cunt about it.

You've had decades of tall man propaganda with that "tall, dark and handsome" tagline, let us have a slice of that action.

And this is my cute gay imperial bottom Dragonborn. He really REALLY loves norse cock. He looks kinda nordic because he's an imperial from Bruma. And despite being an imperial I side with the Stormcloaks because i love going native storylines. Also fuck Tullius and a woman as ruler of Skyrim is a fucking joke.

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It's natural evolution

In the modern age where space and resources are becoming scarce, a smaller man can do what his taller counterpart can with less food, resources and space.

Have your actually seen a guy with hands the size of dinner plates try to put a computer together or solder a microchip? Fat chance!!!

women will marry whoever the media tells them too

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>i'm not lol, i'm doing my best at explaining the phenomenon based on my experience

Experience at what? Not getting pussy?

KEK wtf

oh sweaty you're doing that projection thing again

The age of the lanket is over.
The age of the manlet has come.

manlets are the new hype. white manlets will conquer every giant (normal height) hapa waifu

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When they all get elons brain chips I'm going to learn how to hack that shit and fill it with pro-me propaganda

I'd marry that guy because his ass is so juicy kek

Shit taste he's super ugly.

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That bitch is so beat. Now they are going to pretend she is some heart throb in the Dune movies.

You really love to throw the word projection around. I think you know fully well that you are projecting my guy.

>>in before break up
manlets are the worst, yadayada

manlets, listen up, do not, I repeat, do not even think about dating a whore slut cunt

yo you be using some character mods? he looks fucking insanely hot

>my guy.
look at what reddit brought in

Duh. Imagine playing Skyrim without mods.

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Giant women are my fetish.

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and not a moment too soon

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why post that pic to counter my argument??
have you seen his ass tho? Tobey is still breddy cute ngl

>the rise of the copelet: a shortie finally gets to have his opinion taken seriously for five seconds

This. That article has nothing to do with short men, it's literally just an excuse to push that ugly mutt on America.

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based
can't believe how detailed these mods are now