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>Tfw run out of orb polish and the store doesn't get any for 2 more weeks How in the fuck am I supposed to ponder? Orbless? Get out of Kiev with that nonsense.
During the Warsaw Uprising in 1944, the Nazi occupiers deported almost the entire civilian population from the city, they then destroyed the city with several weeks of artillery and bombings in one of the worst crimes of the war.
Russians are now doing the same thing under the guise of "humanitarian corridors". The parallels are chilling.
Its not even been 2 hours since the deadline yet, even if they just stayed back and flattened it with artillery they probably won't announce it for a while yet.
Camden Sanchez
thats a lot of money Putin is rich now
Adrian Jackson
Any fag with a Twitter account can download and post???
>giving safe passage to civilians so they go to safe places within your territory >MASS ABDUCTIONS OF UKRAINIAN CITIZENS ANUDAH SHOAH This is such a ridiculous twist that I don't know whether it's retarded, genius, or both.
One of the cornerstones of post-Maidan Ukraine is this weird concept of the endless loop of "zrada" and "peremoga" that their country is apparently stuck in.
It's a bit tricky to translate into English, but basically >Zrada = Bad things >Peremoga = Victory over bad things
Logan Sullivan
How comfy are you from 1/nukes?
Colton Walker
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
I'm actually not seeing this happening.
Angel Howard
>the splitting faggot had given up congratulations gentleman , first we conquer /chug/ , then we march towards Kiev Z
I welcome the death of the petrodollar. Sooner the collapse happens the better.
Jeremiah Bennett
the joke here, is that the northern side of the pocket is belarussian border lol.
Nathan Robinson
More like heads off
Chase Powell
Why is catbox working like shit for me? A 2 min video takes 30 min to load. >inb4 shitty connection Anything else works fine
Hudson Allen
It was inevitable, given how the money printers were abusing their power. This retarded wall of sanctions is just the hammer blow that is finally collapsing it.
Thanks bros. Just wanted to cause some seething and it worked like a charm. This monke understand the monke brain:
Ethan Phillips
that's funny. because what you actually laugh about >muh slow movement is to prevent the situation you describe. they go commie block to commie block, door to door, exterminating everyone. there won't be insurgency.
Yeah there's a slight dialectic difference but if you listen closely you can actually make out the sounds of Ukrainian sometimes behind the muffled slurps of Jewish cock.
Let's say the front is 1000 miles (1700 km). Operation Barbarosa, one of the biggest invasions in history, was 1800 miles (2900 km). People forget how big Ukraine is, and under estimate how big this invasion actually is. It'd be like a front line from Chicago down to Pensacola ffs.
You can usually easily tell hohols who speak Russian because they pronounce Г differently. Also Ukrainian is mostly easy to understand if you're Russian but it sounds incredibly funny.
Nobody seems to be asking is how a wartime leader has enough spare time to do daily PR work.
As far as I can see (and I might be wrong) Putin has only had two PR events since the war started. He met with some Russian stewardesses for international womens day and gave a short speech the other day.
I have a hypothesis that if you made sure all Slavs got vitamin D3, K2 and Zinc supplements all the violence would end, and eastern Europe would become a mecca of Technology & Diplomacy
Checked. I see my own government as a bunch of traitors... and most of my countrymen misled by the media apparatus. Perhaps 20 years ago my country was once independent, to a point, can't say the same today. Our government is just lackeys to the west. They do not represent Lithuanian national interests. They are promoting the erasure of our culture. Why would I side with them? Of course, it isn't just that. I do really believe Russia is in the right in this conflict, and I cannot excuse the actions that are being taken by the west. My government is acting emotionally, not rationally. They are sabotaging my country on purpose, some politicians are promoting war with Russia, notably our former president. I hope it was at least an adequate explanation, I usually mess those up.
Ukraine was important for them because, amongst other things: >money laundering >investment locations >biolabs >human trafficking >threatening russia >cia blacksites They're manufacturing consent right in the media for further actions against Russia due to "predicted" cyberattacks and usage of chemical weapons. Once these false flags happen, it could potentially justify intervention that may or may not be military. I think having a massive war is too early on the agenda but it'll be used to ramp out tensions to a new normal
Are you niggers still border hopping to Peter for cheap vodka?
Robert Perry
If you aren't religious, and I am religious like all Georgians should be, it is literally retarded to believe what you just wrote. Do you genuinely not see how it is shizophrenic to believe what you wrote if you do not believe in objective good and evil?
The only thing leaking is filth from your axe wound, inhuman abomiantion
Hunter Cooper
i think iv got a fetish about women reading books, and i blame watching harry potter 1 and 2 when i was 8(hermione). also btw, i had to sneak watch those films at a friends house because they were only for 11year and up to watch.... that used to be standard now there is no innocence at all growing up sigh.
>US President Joe Biden warned this week that Russia is considering attacks on critical infrastructure. One of the scenarios that has been mooted since the start of the war in Ukraine is that Moscow will attack undersea cables in order to cut off the world's internet. But this worst-case scenario is more difficult to implement than it sounds.
oh no, not the internet!
Blake Thompson
Can't wait until Chechen Death Squads turn the Jew of Kyiv into the Ghost of Kiev
Lincoln Gonzalez
Yeah that's what I thought, didn't someone post a link to the archive proving it was fake, I would like that.
Jackson Reed
The 9800 was a fake as usual
Lucas Butler
>(they recently said 9.8k are dead) (No they didn't)
Anthony Martin
2 more weeks.
Aiden Campbell
Why can't they circle Kiev?
Zachary Garcia
>chornobyl these newspeak faggots are the fucking worst
How many people here have actual experience with russians or russia. Besides the cool factor and contrarianism most of us are just against globohomo. In Lithuania there is a lot of blind hate for russia among the GenX and even younger people, but, like everywhere, some of us are able to think for ourselves.
How do putintards cope with this? Do they just ignore it and pretend like their fictional vision of Russia is true? I oppose the US state department's agenda too, but it takes extreme delusion to support Putin outright.
Aaron Rogers
It's probably 3000 if even that
Ian Cruz
There is some legal issues with it, but is not like anybody cares at this point
Aaron Wood
well now we need a chug with bane.
Eli Bailey
Yea, there was a link, but I didn't save it.
Gavin Wright
The forces prepped to attack Kyiv have been encircled and destroyed sweetie
Can you elaborate on your definition of globohomo, and are you against globalism a priori? That is to say, do you believe that homogenization of entire humanity into grey megaculture is evil in your opinion?
Camden Cooper
>Moscow will attack undersea cables in order to cut off the world's internet the claims are getting more and more ridiculous
Isaiah Adams
That's what I mean
Ryder Wright
>we freeze your assets >some legal issues
Zachary Williams
Thanks bongo bro
Aiden Ward
Ukranian "correct wording" to discuss Russia conflict.
Poor logistics on the West Side. Lines of communication run through the Zone of Alienation, which obviously doesn't have any developed infrastructure, so the number of troops who can be supported on the E-40 highway is limited, and they can't just mass artillery and blast through. Espcially as the Ukrainians have massed forces around the cityand to the south-west.
Austin Scott
I don't get it. That doesn't apply here since they're not using planes to encircle Kiev but convoys
Quick translation >Let them have their sleepover. They've come to us to surrender, after all. >[Talking to the corpse under the tree] Hey, Igor, buddy, keep your guys together out here! You'll be in charge today. >Oh hey, body armour! Gotta wash that one later! >[Singing] The spring won't cooooome for meee~ >Why so sad, bro? Sir Waits-a-lot. For fuck's sake. >Hey, that one just winked at me! >Yeeeeah...
