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▶Latest >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4 >Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye >Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov >Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
>the encirclement in question >THE MOST BLUE THAT THEY'VE EVER HAD ON A MAP AND THEY FIND IT VERY ENCOURAGING HOLY SHIT, I AM SORRY, SHOULD'VE NEVER DOUBTED THE GHOST OF KYIV
>phone call from mom >eventually she mentions russia >did you hear that fuckin' putin's used a weapon that melts your insides what do we do about the NPC question
Hunter Thompson
Madeline Albright is dead. Hope kissinger will follow.
Jaxon Carter
Microscopic brain: Shilling for Ukraine because you actually believe the MSM Small brain: Shilling for Ukraine for pay Medium brain: Shilling for Ukraine to make Reddit commit suicide Large brain: Shilling for Ukraine to make Poland commit suicide Massive brain: Shilling for Ukraine to bump /chug/ Galactic brain: Shilling for Ukraine to give practice for /chug/ in dismantling Ukrainian propaganda Multiuniversal brain: Shilling for Ukraine for (You)s
I have been shilling for Ukraine non-stop for the past month and there is no way any of you will stop me.
How long do you think besieging then capturing a city takes?
Nathaniel Cooper
inb4 russian air assets and missiles flood the area as they end up with zero opsec for the zillionth time
Brody Ross
I’m trying to learn Russian frens, I’ve aced the alphabet, but need a good site to learn it. Can any user help me out? Whats the difference between ы and ь?
Benjamin Campbell
Reminder that the only place Ukrainians have captured is /uhg/
Russians are sensible people. zoomers and woke, entitled lefty trannies infesting these boards are not. Globally.
Charles Parker
She is so perfect
Levi Cook
Aхмaт Cилa!
Kevin Mitchell
which color is who frens?
William Barnes
Strelkov's daily brief for the 23rd of March. Surprisingly brief and secretive compared to his usual stuff. t.me/strelkovii/2300
>The situation on the front: >Heavy fighting continues near Nikolaev. The enemy is counterattacking. >The same situation is near Izyum. There are many counterattacks by the AFU.
>Today there have been no significant changes in the Donbass. Heavy urban combat continues in Mariupol and Mariyinka. There's fighting around Avdeevka and near Severodonetsk. Verkhnetoretsk has come under the complete control of the DPR.
>The Ukrainian army is mercilessly shelling urban areas of Donetsk, Horlovka, Makeevka and generally everything it can get its hands on with heavy artillery.
>Many of the things [that I know of] I may not reveal as of now.
Unless Europe wants to starve and freeze, yes. If the US blocks this it might tear US-Euro relations apart.
Elijah Lee
was planning to watch that, is it any good?
Lucas Parker
I haven't agreed to Boris sending money to Ukraine whilst raising taxes.
Matthew Bailey
Oh no, RIP to the last ukranian posters on Any Forums
Jayden Wilson
Fallujah took 4 weeks, and that was with 2000 defenders, there are 7000 defenders here at minimum.
Adrian Parker
It's only there if it's convenient. When will the fags learn?
Owen Hall
Baker was late with this bake. I’m baking next. It’s only natural.
Henry Long
Is Jagr Czech? My uncle did play footy with known hockey players and astronauts in service. I might be mistaking him with a known Czech goalie (I don't watch sports).
Gabriel Long
>you KHVILL pey de rooble >you KHVILL konsoom de russkiy ges >you KHVILL nyet friis during zima
ы is hard i ь is soft symbol completely different, i would expect you to make a mess with и and ы, then with ь and ъ Try duolingo for alphabet and basic words, get some workbooks and get a language course. Westerner learn russian harder while slavs learn it easier. Best option would be to get a penpal/chat with somebody and you teach them french while they teach you russian, but I don't know any russian sites that are free or not complete scams. VK seems to be a lacklusters for me as well
Jaxson Jenkins
Ы is a sound you make when someone hits you in a stomake Ь is silent letter, only used to soften up previous letter
Hey. CIA. Read this: >We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia after the Soviet Union falls! >We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia before the next presidential election! >We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia after installing our puppet in Ukraine in 2014! >We will achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia by 2022 after we fast-track Ukraine into the EU and NATO! -> YOU ARE HERE We never needed Ukraine to achieve nuclear First Strike Capability against Russia! >We never needed Ukraine to squeeze Russia economically by reducing European dependency on Russian energy! >We can agree to Russian demands to denuclearize and demilitarize NATO infrastructure in the Baltics and Poland, we didn't need that infrastructure in those countries anyways! >We didn't need Turkey in NATO anyways! >We didn't need NATO anyways! >We didn't need the EU anyways! >The new Euroasian Axis of France-Germany-Russia-China will not challenge American power! >We didn't need Alaska anyways, those damn traitors! >Russia will never threaten mainland United States! >Russia will never defeat the American military! >Russia will never be able to topple the White House! >Russia will never be able to occupy the United States, we've got too many Republican gun-lovers! >We didn't need the Republican gun-lovers, they're free to switch sides and aid the Russians in hunting down the last remnants of the American Deep State however much they want, it won't achieve anything. >We didn't need the integrity of our anuses remaining intact anyways!
Yeah definitely, for a while anyway. It will take months or even years to set up the infrastructure to buy it from elsewhere and unless they've been secretly stockpiling it then refusing means the gas gets turned off in 8 days which will mean rolling blackouts and lack of heating, and it's still pretty cold in Europe so that will mean people die.
>Nato estimates that between 7,000 and 15,000 Russian soldiers have been killed since the beginning of the war. >By way of comparison, Russia lost about 15,000 troops over 10 years in Afghanistan.
50% of the Russian forces suffer mild to severe frost bite. Over 68% of the Russian forces are out of ammunition. Russia is now resorting to launching ballistic missiles from ships because they know their troops strength will be 100% exhausted within the next few days. Low food low fuel they are losing tons of equipment. Now is the time for Ukraine to launch a counter offensive but they need missile defense systems and drones ASAP. They fought it out with Russia they lost a lot but they didn't fall and now is their chance to take back what is theirs. They need to be careful though Russia is going to start launching some powerful ballistic missiles. NATO needs to provide Ukraine missile defense systems quickly so they can launch a massive counter offensive
my country's liberal media keeps saying it's disgraceful that we show more compassion towards ukrainian refugees than towards black and brown 'refugees'. I'm just going to admit to do actual prefer the white ones. Cultural affinity
There's a minimum of 3 degrees celsius in Mariupol this week. Explain how would they develop frostbite in higher than 0 temperatures.
Anthony Morales
Ya Looks more to me like retired US col. MacGregor was right Small pockets of ill equipped hohols with no central command or air support are being annihilated
>freeze all of the assets of a country because "le evil" >ban citizens from traveling to your country >literally take away all belongings from russians because they are "le evil" >freeze all life savings average russians have in euros whom they have saved for years because they are "le evil"
NOOO YOU CANT BREACH A CONTRACT How is the average westeroid accepting any of this without a second of a doubt?
Jace Stewart
Bro sieges can last months and years. Some even last decades ffs. This isn't social media instant gratification. It seems like a ban on Russian oil is moving closer and closer to being a reality. If they don't want to pay Rubles for it, they should just ban it. Here in the US a lot of people and officials are pushing hard for an EU ban on Russian energy, even if it hurts those countries like German reliant on it.
Carter Kelly
Way more than that
Fallujah fell on December 2004, whilst America invaded on March 2003
Joseph Hughes
Germany is actually doing the same, though Ukranians living here are still allowed to go
Putin please fix the entire market. Halt the trading.
Gabriel Morris
Why doesn’t she look like my buryat pornographic cartoons?
Jose Fisher
Bullshit.
Chase Cruz
>The following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. lol
Jeremiah Foster
Someone got a link to the Chechens drinking tea in the battle vid?
Blake Fisher
***GROMCHE!**
Thomas Walker
That's some good news, may she rest in concrete.
Brandon Edwards
Well it's not him, never saw Jagr in my life are they similar?
Isaac Lopez
Fucking ukrainian swine are getting what they deserve. Ever since they got their independence they were nothing but problem. Fuckers were tapping the natural gas and oil pipelines, causing resource shortages and financial damage to all of eastern Europe. Took the oil from Europe, didn't pay Russia and now they are whining because they are getting their shit kicked out of them. Crying to the Europeans for help, the very people they took the oil from. The faggots shouldn't have stolen from literally everyone in the first place. Also from 1996-2003 the ukrainian mafia wreaked havoc on Budapest. Fuckers used soviet land mines on populated squares, drove cars into crowds to take out a single target, started shoot outs with police in broad day light on a busy street... Even up to 2009 they were human trafficking prostitutes to Prague from Romania and Bulgaria. They are literally worse than Mexico. This war is like watching Israel fighting with the muslims. The more they kill each other the better it is for the rest of the world. I hope both ukrainian and Russian casualties skyrocket to astronomical values.
someone should make drawing of azov-chan raped by chechen-kun, don
Xavier Robinson
>Nato estimates if you believe this your an idiot
Cameron Baker
>lose 18 generals. >no food. >7000550km away from home. >out of missiles. >each day of war costs 40 billion US dollars. >ghost of Kiev killed 210 RAF SU-27s on her own. >the Juice keeps strafing conscripts by the truckloads. >only one bullet left for grandfather's mosin. >no clip to hold it. >Zelensky's space marines dominating the battlefield. >have to eat dead kittens to survive. >ruble has turned to rubble. >Steiner keeps counter-attacking at will. >400000 losses. >all cope cage tanks destroyed. >expired rations. It's dire, man.
I'm inclined to believe him, but that makes me question why the FSB isn't shutting him the fuck up if he's telling the truth? So if he's not telling the truth, is he lying? What motivation would he have to lie?
Strelkov does not make any sense to me whatsoever UNLESS he is intentionally exaggerating doomposting while giving off the appearence that the Russian state "would rather prefer if he didn't - but does it anyways" in an effort to throw off Western intelligence analysts who use him as a surprisingly honest source of information, but which is actually missleading because he's downplaying the situation on the ground?
It's one of the three explanations above.
Asher Fisher
"Oh no, this truth may traumatize you"
William Gutierrez
more
Justin Long
pls add >all troops frostbitten and dead, moscow besieged
Joshua Ward
After he fucked up first time in 2015 and led whole army into slavyansk encirclement noone would let him go near any active warzone. Good riddance i say.
Carson Allen
That old man is super based, I saw his take on the situation too. I think it's spot on. Literally one of the few people out there with the guts to say outright that yes, Ukies are just being used as blood sacrifice for NATO.
>wake up >kiss sleeping gf >head downstairs >grab some ice cold h20 hydration >sit down at battlestation >go to the hacker known as Any Forums >Navi to Any Forums Oh yea it's /chug/ time! Has the dear leader graced us with some love and smiles today yet ?
Grayson Ross
>russian counted death toll at around 500 >NATO calls it 15000 Reasonable Delta.
Jaxson Foster
Are you going to pretend that grand majority of these assets weren't oligarch owned?
There is a female journalist based in the USA, Jane something. You can see the video in the bakers list. She also reveals how fucking retarded the MSM is. She, like MacGregor is saying there is no more ukranian army, just small pockets of idiots using civilians as human shields
I hope we can be friends again as soon as possible, Ivan. Our country is occupied by NATO, and our politicians want to please their masters, so keep in mind that, whatever those suicidal retards will say in the next few days, it is not the will of 90% of our people. Come visit whenever we will be a free country again, you will be treated well
Luke Roberts
Frogs beat italians, frogs are the ultimate cheese eating surrender monkeys. And also funny no.1 in the world for battles won. Last time I checked there was no fucking star on the soviet flag.
Hunter Watson
every single russian citizen lost all his savings that were in euros or usd
Luis Rogers
>we show more compassion towards ukrainian refugees than towards black and brown 'refugees' This is an outright lie though. Where's the hoards of women and fags with their 'refugee welcome' banners? Why have all the (female) immigration ministers of various countries said 'fuck off, we're full' to the ukies but not the muzzies?
It's shocking that people will say and believe things which so obviously contradict reality.
Benjamin Perez
How much longer can/will Hohols hold out?
Carson Ross
They are mindbroken Habeck the clown dared to say that this is proof that russia is an unreliable partner. But they still deliver gas. I wish putin turned it off yesterday, so that all the lying politicians are exposed for the failures they are as our economy crashes.
Matthew Brooks
no reason. his call to arms is insane. his predictions are partly true and partly wrong. he doesn't have any insider's info. that's one Russian that drew maps had it.
Levi Jenkins
Honestly this entire war is the death-knell for nationalism/conservatism.
>a country which speaks practically the same language, has hundreds of thousands of families in common and has been united for thousands of years of shared culture and history can be corrupted and co-opted by globohomo within the space of 8 short years to the point of engaging in protracted, pointless slaughter against it's own spiritual brothers
Putin should just press the button now, they've already won.
>discord trannies and regulars that speak internet slang and hang out in front of their pc's all day long are unironically volunteering to be used as cannon fodder on behalf of globohomo in ukraine what a wild fucking timeline, whew
Even a female american journalist (see video in bakers OP) is saying that Russia won and the MSM is fucking insane
Connor Torres
What does Ruskie vpered mean?
Hudson Sanchez
Jews will fight to the last hohol
Wyatt Fisher
>Greens join government coalition >everything goes to shit
Gavin Flores
They just really love desecrating corpses. It's a cultural thing. When a Ukrainian family buries their grandfather, they pull down the pants of the corpse and piss on the face. You have to respect that.
Brayden Anderson
How is he so hecking cute? (and valid)
Dominic Ross
Go Russians.
Jacob Rivera
He has a name now. I told him about his evil twin on /ugh/
It would be interesting to gather up all the non-Russian/Belarussian/Ukrainian euro flags in /chug/ and pit them against /ugh/ in Ukraine. Larpers vs Larpers.
Evan Butler
Not really, the corruption has lasted since 1918, the vast majority of damage was done by the Bolsheviks
Girkin says hohols counter attacking on pretty much every front ,wil watch is they have reserves or it is "last breath attack" before trying to negotiate peace
Oliver Walker
I hope so too, Mario. And thanks. I will actually try my best to visit.
no, i dont think so. he is just seething over the fact he is a washed-up nobody now, and an important war is taking place without him being involved. so just playing on the fact he used to be important BEFORE
Jace Smith
Correct.
Justin Young
>can't even downvote any opposing opinions to the point of banning them immediately and then circlejerk about how everyone believes the same thing as you
Yeah, this place is shit.
Hunter Thompson
I remember hearing something similar about bongs, georgians and japs.
Sebastian Moore
I'm a communist, one of the things we've been pushing is a cooperative model of nationalism in the model that Putin is attempting to establish with Ukraine that doesn't wipe out the local cultures or alliances. Neoliberalism or Globohomo assimilates all alliances and parties into being useful idiots, including the nationalists and the socialists. Azov are just useful idiots in that regard, Z
Angel Lee
He's a retarded larper, who first waltzed into Slavyansk without second thought and then gave ukrops shitton of tech.
Carson Diaz
You are all faggots! You will all burn in hell!
Thomas Barnes
The Sub Zero of Kiev has been hard at work, haven't you heard?
2 more weeks to flatten the vatniks, Moscow by September. Zeig Heil
Michael Davis
Youre not wrong. But a more pointed fact is, that “nationalism” in this case is jewish-dominated terrorism that is voluntarily fought for by goyim who should be the first people to put a ice pick through said jewish terrorists.
Dominic Thompson
This might be an upopular opinion here but having seen them fight, I can't help but admire the ukieniggers who are willing to pick up guns and face an overwhelmingly superior army Doesn't excuse their nigger tier behavior of course, but I can't imagine mutts or leafs being anywhere near as brave
Didn't everyone breach their contracts by "sanctioning" and pulling out most of their stores / products out of Russia? OH WOW IT GOES BOTH WAYS. SHOCKING. Man how the fuck did you guys manage to vote someone that's worse than Mutti Merkel is beyond me.
I would make real of my threats over the past month to rape people until they die.
Kevin Gutierrez
other explanation is that Russians have everything under control and do not really care what he says? The reporter who went into studio with "No to war" got only a fine for what she did. So who the fuck knows what's happening
The closer to defeat ukraine gets the more outlandish the claims. Imagine believing this
Henry Clark
Fuck off, nigger. Satan will give me 72 twinks when I reach Hell
Jace Robinson
They already know mate, they love their Mark and will get round 4 aswell.
Jace Barnes
Yeah, have noticed a slight uptick of ACTUAL counter-attacks, but it's really difficult to know how effective they are. The one on Kherson wasn't very effective, though it was visible.
The Russian war machine has come to a screeching grinding halt. The conflict is pretty much over, with Russia bogged down in every front, and Ukrainian counter attacks becoming the norm. It is estimated by the Pentagon that Russia will have to retreat from Kiev in 3 days due to logistic issues. With an endless supply of funds, advanced weaponry and infantry from volunteers all over the world, and no way for Russia to stop this as the encirclement of Kiev has failed, the tide has completely reversed. Destroyed economically and isolated from the rest of the world, Russia faces the prospect of becoming another North Korea. It is not clear if Putin's regime will survive this war. There are already talks of balkanization and dividing Russia into multiple denuclearized peasant republics. Russia's only ally, China, stands to gain a lot from this, and will almost certainly betray Russia in such a scenario. After the embarrassing display of the Russian Army, many military experts on social media are questioning Russia's ability to engage in nuclear war.
Charles Sullivan
Jagr is No. 2 I believe. Gretz is 1st . Still, weird that a Canuck doesn’t know who jagr is
Julian Hill
600% of Russians are mean, 450% of Ukrainians are nice. Deal with it, chuds.
Ethan Lopez
love how the chug op is made to cater to the average chug crowd:
-pedophiles -children of single parents
Incredible
Aaron Barnes
Incredible. What happened to the Any Forums capable of shitting out and outshitposting any retard who dared come here
David Morgan
Sources say Russian troops weren't trained to handle such frigid temperatures and were sent into combat without pants or underwear
it was thanks to strelkov that the whole donbass conflict kicked off what exactly happened at slavyansk? what was the result of it? they were encircled and then what?
Isaac Howard
Russians forward, that was a meme from Egor Prosvirnin (killed himself last year while high on bath salts) who always wanted to see Russian tanks march on Kiev but died 2 months before that.
Luis Williams
It's because all all the cold glares they're getting from ukrainian pow's. Unconfirmed but reliable sources told me so.
just make a small town with just traps and femboys, put a wall around it and all are happy you can put it somewhere near Omsk
Josiah Perry
I’m wrong. 2nd in scoring not goals
Isaac Bell
He did leave very early in that conflict. I legitimately do feel sorry for Ivan friends for somehow attracting completely opposite demographic in support of their initiative, even during wartime. They should consider copying our reddit legion 2.0 tactic so that some larpers globally can be safely disposed of in a semi useful fashion instead of causing headache for others back home.
>How is the average westeroid accepting any of this without a second of a doubt? your first mistake was assuming you "average" westoid is even aware of all these things happening your second mistake was assuming their thought processes went that far I had people apologizing to me with tears in their eyes without even TRYING to convince them of anything their minds were just completely wiped of all original thought and then I - perfidious Russian saboteur - spoke my mind in front of them ( and I was still trying to go easy on them, because you can get thrown in jail for this shit now), and somehow 1-2 days later they had an epiphany for some reason
There's a little bit of trolling going on, nothing major.
Eli White
Probably saving the manpower for the upcoming world war.
Alexander Thompson
Realistically, you can't conduct a successive counter attack when there are helis that can pound you to dust. And don't tell me about Palmira where CAA were running into bushes
Jacob Miller
It's true. Russian soldiers wear no pants.
Cameron Sanchez
>has been united for thousands of years Not really.
Nice try, but war between Russia and Ukraine was unthinkable until the West got properly involved. Now 8 years later, you're literally massacring each other.
Nationalism, conservatism, religion, history, culture, none of it matters anymore now that the Ukrainians have got the taste for consoomerism.
Watch this space, you'll see the same thing happening within your own borders in a decade.
Benjamin Bell
We don't know why your fucking about with holhols, we green lit this shit and your taking ages Ivan. The boss anit happy.
Jason Hughes
Izyum was reported by US officials at the time, and multiple Western media
Rubezhnoye is still on Wikipedia as Russian
Tyler Wood
troons not being allowed to leave and counted as men? I don't think I want to support Ukraine any more
