/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1176

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▶Latest
>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4
files.catbox.moe/swyh6c.MP4
files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4
youtube.com/watch?v=4saQchkrsM0
mobile.twitter.com/RichardEngel/status/1506660525106778120
Any
pastebin.com/xYrdynj6
pastebin.com/SZSpcyUF
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

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Z is the crusade against globohomo

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Italian poll on the war:
>Italy must negotiate with Russia 69%
>Italy must oppose Russia 21%
>Don't know 10%

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That pic

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And Globohomo is winning decisively

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How long until Mariupol falls?

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▶/chug/ user's translations!
>Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
>Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
>Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4 NEW!

>Chechen soldiers making tea in the combat zone
files.catbox.moe/v52d1h.MP4 NEW!
>A Chechen rides a burned-out bicycle
files.catbox.moe/b9h1ha.MP4

>A Ukrainian soldier was detained, who tried to get out of the encirclement along with civilians by dressing in women's clothes
files.catbox.moe/swyh6c.MP4
files.catbox.moe/nj1j0m.MP4

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Wtf are you gonna negotiate with them about?

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>another ceasefire
>another “deadline”
>ceasefire violated
>deadline passed
>no surrenders from azog
>no response from russia

I just dont get it.

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I've made yet another logo. /chug/ today posts images I haven't saw before, pardon me if it's already been done.
"I'm a bit drunk" condition still applies, but once again, should be solid.
Thanks for the original image.

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So it is past the deadline. Azov battalion surrendered and everyone went home. The end.

Svinorez!

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>69
Nice

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>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
So, Putin was a good guy after all, right?

Anything stupid happened while I was away?

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At the rate Russia's currently going many weeks. They can't do anything right.

Wish there was an "Italy must help/join Russia option".

two more VDV drops

Don't know probably some thing related to peace negotiations

Waiting for siege of Odessa.

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Ooh, forgot to cut. One second.

Secret alliance.

I’ll bake next bread. Thanks for your service Lithuanianbro

Putin declared war on a peaceful neighbor because they wanted to join an alliance to protect them from Russia.

Two weeks.

time is up for Azov in Mariupol, no? Any happenings so far?

SHIT CONSTANTLY DISAPPEARS FROM THE TRAY
@
YOU ARE TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE THAT THE HOUSE IS A POLTERGEIST-SHITTHIEF
@
EVERYONE LOOKES AT YOU AND PARODIES YOUR SPEECH

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Do I jump ship to Italy when this is all said and done? I got my Italian passport and my mom still has her parents place in Abruzzo. Seems comfy

subtle, I like

Is russia winning chugs?

They're not. If they thought it would be decisive, they would have put boots on the ground. Touch grass, faggot.

Verification not required

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Are these threads made by bots...
Same shit.
Some basic pro z..and some canadian ukrainian spamming...

Thank you Italy I will be cooking my spaghetti whole today.

Our Overlord is simply the least evil ruler on Earth. All he wants is some power and maybe one big dacha somewhere. No satanic orgies, no child sacrifices, no copro or piss stuff. A simple man with simple needs.

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Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=4saQchkrsM0

I won't support the globohomo. Why should I? They want me dead because I'm white.

Who else is stocking food/water/seeds here?

Honestly in a real commodities crisis there's worse places to be than America but I'm not taking chances.

>red are areas controlled by Russia
>blue on east are areas controlled by Ukraine
>blue on west are BIGGEST GAINST from MASSIVE COUNTER OFFENSIVE gained in LAST 48 HOURS
/CHUG/ BROS THE TIDE IS TURNING, I DON'T FEEL SO WELL

>mobile.twitter.com/RichardEngel/status/1506660525106778120
Jesus what a bunch of fucking clowns, I feel like the entire Ukrainian army is sponsored by Supreme

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they get 45% of their gas from Russia.
chilly winters move muntains

piss off you are sanctioned from baking

Mariupol map by anna news

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>peaceful
Mikola, you assholes were shelling children for 8 years. Go lie to some naive westerners.

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Stay comfy, Kings!

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you forgot the dishonored mutt trying to redeem himself

No but there is this:
>Ukraine should surrender 43%
>Ukraine must resist 42%
>don't know 15%

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i think 2 days
mayor of mariupol already run out city

Kadyrov had gay sex with Putin. Stupid but not unusual. Shoigu had AIDS and died.

Based assanon, we're frens now

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>Mariupol
2 days
>Kharkiv
2 weeks
>Kiev
2 months

We love Ukraine here on chug
That’s why we wanna liberate it from globohomo