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▶Latest >Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers >Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles >Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats >Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage" >From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble >CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4 >DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain >Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4 >Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa >Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city >Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev >Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA >Purge of opposition in Ukraine >Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU >Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers >Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile >Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov >Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye >Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov >Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region
Have a wonderful day! Give a smile! Have a laugh! Always be kind! A new day will come! Be a comfort to the comfortless! You are strong! You are powerful! You will make it through any dark time! Have hope!
Posting k0t for comfy level rise and good times. How is the Odessa landing going? didi it happen or will it happen or is it a maskirovka and they land somewhere lese?
That denial at 0:10 is so delicious, lol >no-no, they cant just fly here
Oliver Lewis
A Russian export I cannot live without desu
Hunter Clark
Is Zelensky really just making tiktoks and sending them to different governments every day while his country is being set on fire? What is his endgame?
>started buying parts for a new PC just before the start of svinorez >finally assembled it about two and a half weeks ago >felt really lucky because while the prices skyrocketed, I still managed to buy all the shit before the prices got to their maximum >checked prices today >they're almost as low as before svinores
Platoon of hohols is running away from a Chechen on a bicycle. "Guy, why are you running away? He's just one guy!" "Yes, but he's mechanized!"
Platoon of hohols is running away from a Chechen on a bicycle. "Guy, why are you running away? He's just one guy!" "Yes, but we don't know, which one of us he is chasing!"
Six hohols walking down the street and see two Chechens. "Let's hide. There's two of them, and we're all alone."
Platoon of hohols is sent to capture a Chechen standing on a street. Soon they come back running: "You said there was one of them, but there was a second one hiding behind a rock!"
Brody Young
I'm sick and tried of explaining that this is just a cat, from the game that aims to capture the spirit of old 80's and 90's arcade games, from the time furfagots didn't even exist. If you will call every art of a cat a "furry art" you are letting those sick faggots win, you know.
ALL BETS HERE WHAT'S GOING TO BE THE NEXT GENERAL? /Comfy Armenian Happening General/? /Comfy Cyprus Happening General/? /Comfy Irish Unification General/? /Comfy Taiwan Happening General/? /Comfy Korean Unification General/? /Comfy American Civil War 2 General/?
Aaron Myers
During the interview, a tank shell flew into the five-story building behind Timur Ibriev and exploded. A fragment hit one of the fighters, but got stuck in a weapon belt. files.catbox.moe/4h8mr6.mp4
Thanks, comrade, it will be okay for all of us Say, just to know, does other officers interact with each other and their works? Its just so happens, there is another one NK poster on /uhg/. It could be one of your coworkers. At the very least we hope your posting there is sanctioned by higher ups
Nathan Cooper
Don't think they will make a landing without having land forces behind Odessa first.
/Comfy Taiwan Happening General/ or /Comfy Armenian Happening General/
Brody Sullivan
Thank you, best Korea bro, You always brigthen our days. May smiles and happiness shine upon you.
Blake Parker
> Is Zelensky really just making tiktoks and sending them to different governments every day while his country is being set on fire? Yep, also stealing as much "help" money as he possibly can. > What is his endgame? Flee with the money. Get killed as many Ukrainians as possible to blame Putin for genocide.
Caleb Cook
Speaking to parliaments across the World in a khaki t-shirt...why are hohols so utterly devoid of class?
HOW DO WE SAVE Any Forums FROM THE Any Forums MENACE?
Anthony Wilson
>Ukrainian General 1: "The enemy made a breakthrough. They took Kherson and Melitopol and are close to taking Mariupol. They're at the northern city border of Kiev and are advancing as we speak." >Zelenskyy: "If the Ghost of Kyiv attacks soon, everything will be alright." >Ukrainian General 1: "Mein fuhrer...The Ghost of Kyiv...." >Ukrainian General 2: "The Ghost of Kyiv isn't real. No attacks will take place." >Zelenskyy: "The following stay here: General 1, General 2, General 3, and General 4." >Everyone else: *leaves the room* >Zelenskyy: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE GHOST OF KYIV ISN'T REAL!? MY ENTIRE FUCKING NEGOTIATION PLAN WAS BASED OFF THE IDEA THAT THERE WERE 20 OF THEM! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING RUSSIAN AIR FORCE AND FORCE PUTIN TO NEGOTIATE!" >Everyone outside the room: *stands there, awkwardly listening*
>Zelenskyy: "The entire military has been lying to me, even the Azov Battalion. All you generals are no more than a bunch of disloyal cowards!" >General 2: "I can't permit you to insult the soldiers of-" >Zelenskyy: "COWARDS, TRAITORS, AND INCOMPETENTS!!!" >General 2: "Mein fuhrer, this is an outrage!" >Zelenskyy: "The generals are the scum of the Ukrainian race. You call yourself a general because you spent years directing military campaigns against the DPR and LPR, where you did nothing but bomb innocent civilians and piss off Russia. For YEARS, the military has obstructed me. ALL YOU EVER DID WAS THWART ME! I SHOULD HAVE HAD ALL THE TOP RANKING GENERALS EXECUTED, LIKE HITLER SAID HE SHOULD IN THE MOVIE THIS SCRIPT IS BASED ON!" >*brief silence* >Zelenskyy continues: "I never went to any academy, but I've killed thousands of civilians in the Donbass. I can play a piano with my balls. Can you? CAN YOU!?!?! Traitors. I'VE BEEN DECEIVED AND BETRAYED FROM THE START! SUCH ENORMOUS BETRAYAL OF THE UKRAINIAN RACE! But all these traitors will pay. They will pay with their blood! THEY WILL DROWN IN THEIR BLOOD!" >*more silence* >Zelenskyy, quietly: "How can I be a leader under these circumstances? It's over. The war is lost."
Thx That one was uploaded 17 days after it was taken, they were on their to Gostomel *thinking face emoji*
Lucas Lee
But she's a special princess you autist its a special pussy on a pedestal
Ayden Cooper
I am Foreign Intelligence and Relations Officer for the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. I am here to keep watch over current conflict in ukraine! I also am a Good Will Ambassador! Always have smiles and laughs!
Julian Hill
How’s /chug/ coping with Russia’s inevitable defeat? This is going to be worse for them than Vietnam was for the US. They have completely embarrassed themselves on an international scale and proven themselves completely inept at modern warfare. There will be no more trust in their leadership and they will split into individual states stricken by poverty.
I don't get it. Cats, cancer patients and e-thots are against war, and that's why we should stop it? Or is it supposed to be the last ukranian reserve they'll send fighting?
Chase Garcia
Not very comfy faggot retard
Aaron Ramirez
It doesn't even make sense. Why would someone from NK be anti Russia and pro NATO?
>I'm afraid that the "west" has built up red china into an actual power. Shut off the raw material imports and the chinks are back in the stone age within a year >They build a french navy every year, it's going to get ogre for mutts. Pic rel, the chinks are and have always been a laughing stock militarily Even the pajeets are better than them There was a book written about the Chinese in the early 1930s called "Ways That Are Dark", its incredibly accurate even nearly 100 years into the future, I suggest you take a look at it >Chinese jugglers and acrobats are practically outcasts according to Chinese traditions, and special laws existed against them until recent years. The profession was hereditary, and one of the lowest. Profit was the motive, not zeal of an athletic sort. This absence of lusty physical exhilaration evidently accounts for the poor showing of Chinese in warfare, and with this in mind, any talk of the Chinese being a world power as soon as they gain adequate scientific knowledge is ridiculous. >As a matter of fact, China for more than seventy-five years has had very able foreign military advisers, and dozens of elaborate munitions and arms plants have been built under foreign direction. Then as soon as the foreign director’s contract has expired in each, and the plant is turned over to Chinese graduates of American scientific schools, it goes to rust and ruin in short order, or if it remains open, operates very incompetently. Particularly since the World War, when German ex-officers have been available at low cost, China’s armies have been very plentifully supplied with them. But as the missionaries fail to give the Chinese character, foreign military advisers fail to give them courage. >This is not a matter of ignorance and poor training. Northwest frontier tribesmen of India incorporated into British forces fight with passionate determination, though as illiterate as the Chinese.
Tell supreme leader Kim Jong-un that he's a cool guy
Eli Jenkins
>Nazis Sounds like someone who is already on the side of Russia so that makes his opinion a lot less valid. The real deal are people who are legit not emotionally/politically involved in this. That's why that frenchy map from a couple of days ago was actually a huge deal
