What if America pulled a Ukraine on Canada?

what if America pulled a Ukraine on Canada?

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Their mobility scooters can't handle the journey

I absolutely CRAVE annexation, we all do here in Canada.

To any US officials reading this; we will not resist, on the contrary we will actively aid any American invasion force, please annex us post-haste. we crave it.

Absolutely CRAVE it.

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nobody cares.

they already tried and failed and got their white house burned down for it

I will support annexing Canada only so I can go claim some canadian femboy slaves.

Trud o is looking pretty “natsee” right now

>mutt buys a VPN and a pass just to jerk himself off
Many such cases

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please

Why would they want more pajeets, chinks and faggots?

1 canada is not a real country
2 canada has biolabs
3 canada needs "denazification"
4 canada is planing on joining the russian federation
5 america looks awkward on the map with alaska being cut off

I hope Russia annexes us both.

what do you even crave from U.S annexation? You do realize that your tranny-worshipping goy population will still be around?

They haven't been a real threat in nearly 200 years

that would be INDUBITABLY based and leafblower-pilled

I'm too masculine and butch and a big strong bajumbus manly-man to fulfill that role, though?

I am unfortunately all too Canadian, Dougie.

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Why do americans always want to blow leafs

So you're just mentally challenged, got it.

>based

BASED

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Give me one, just ONE (1) valid argument against annexation, and I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD if you say something like "we wouldn't be able to defeat them at hockey tournaments" I will track you down and murder you.

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Besides the Sikhs no group would fight back
Everyone else is a American cuck in this country
Maybe China would do something

Never mind, 4plebs confirms you're a sad american on a VPN. Who else would possibly think "the mutts will fix this"? A spic. A spic would think that.

nothing would happens cause the USA has a real navy and military. they would blocade all Canadian ports. and starve the north.

>what if America pulled a Ukraine on Canada?

The America military trucks would get stuck in the mud because of the warm weather and the deserting hungry American troops would get frostbite due to the cold weather. American planes and helicopters would be all shot down, all the stuck convoys of old equipment would be ambushed and destroyed by drones. The Canadians would kill all the US generals and the American people would revolt and Presidential coups would be plotted. The Canadians would Tweet and make videos about their victory which the rest of the world would take as an assurance that the Canadians are defeating the American invaders.

I'm literally at Dundas and Sherbourne in downtown Toronto, you absolute muppet, fucking lmao.

I accept your tacit admission of defeat, though.

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>I'm a crackhead in community housing and I think america is based
There it is

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Fucking A, nigger.

It's because the entire world knows how much we POSITIVELY -CRAVE- ANNEXATION. We crave it.

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You're killing yourselves with fentanyl anyways

Yes, human rights must be restored in Canada.

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1) methhead
2) I wish I was in a TCHC building, my rent is outrageous
3) still zero (0) arguments from you against annexation, I do so enjoy this victory over you, I won you

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>there is no opioid crisis in america
More delusional muttposting

>I am a drug addicted degenerate who pays to live in a building that niggers occupy for free and I identify with americans
True

I never said there wasn't faggot.
You're welcome for it

Hang yourself, mentally ill faggot.

I still won you though, eh?

kek

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i see a better world without them

Wow. Fucking kill yourself faggot. Lemme guess, your either from Ontario or BC? People like you begging mutts to be annexed or wanting us to be American are truly pathetic. Fucking move to America if you love niggers and kikes and degeneracy so much, you treasonous fucking faggot.

Republic of Diagalon only. No coasties.

>treasonous

HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>pays to live in a ghetto
>sucks dick for shards
>has submissive cuck fantasies
>wonders why his life is shit
>thinks mutts will fix it
>"I won"
Lmao, at least we've learned that the schizo Google earth spammer is a junkie

How can you be treasonous to a post-national state that gives millions to terrorists from gitmo?

youtube.com/watch?v=LpO0NAiG_2g

>Official
>Theme
>of
>Annexation

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Fucking kek, you're alright user I don't care what the rest of the Discord says about you.

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>killing zogbots in Afghanistan
>terrorist
Another mutt-brained retard. Omar Khadr did nothing wrong.