/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General: #1065

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>israeli sources claim Shoigu tried as a western spy
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>US government formally accuses RU forces of war crimes in Ukraine
>RU defence minister Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems’
>Putin adviser Chubais quits over UA war and leaves Russia
>Smoke over RU embassy in Poland
>Anti-RU cauldron forming west of Kyiv
>Mariupol skirmishes continue
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say, as RU advancement is stalled on most fronts
>CCP ambassador to the US has said his country is not sending weapons to Russia for use in Ukraine, but he did not definitively rule out the possibility in the future
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

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▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source as of 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers died in Ukraine and 16,153 were injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html ( github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine )
twitter.com/Skawtish
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twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
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Hello /cvg/ discord comrades
I can feel it in my feefees that we're gonna win the Enemy, for sure this time
Praise Yahweh and Coronachan, for the glory of Israel!

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Hello /cvg/ discord comrades
I can feel it in my feefees that we're gonna win the Enemy, for sure this time
Praise Yahweh and Coronachan, for the glory of Israel!

>Cвышe 15 000 зaдepжaнных нa митингaх.
Кaкoй в этoм cмыcл, лoл? У pycни вce митинги-хyитинги дeлaютcя пo пpинципy:
Pycня => Плoщaдь => OMOH => Aвтoзaк

И pycня, cyкa, иcкpeннe, блядь, нe пoнимaeт чтo нe тaк в этoм.
>Иcкpeннe жaль, чтo зa этo вpeмя гибнyт миpныe гpaждaнe Укpaины, a cтpaнa в oгнe
A чтo ты cдeлaл, чтoб этo иcпpaвить? Пoчeмy ты нe yeхaл oттyдa? Пoчeмy нe вышeл в oкнo?
дa нe ocoбo, плacтинкa y нeгo вcё тa жe
Hy oн жe типa пpoтив пpoиcхoдящeгo и дoлжeн хoтeть этo ocтaнoвить, нe тaк ли?

>Hello /cvg/ discord comrades

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Shills on suicide watch. Never reply.

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Logo when?

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what's the make it stack for ROSE? 100k?

Holy shit, I think the bots malfunctioned.

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need a Ukie verison of this

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This is pretty awesome.

Sweden is giving Ukraine more anti tank weapons than is needed to wipe out every Russian tank in their military.

For once I'm proud of my government!

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any ukrainians want to be friends with me?

about the same time the embroidered sweaters get sent out

actual bot lmao

holy shit
big if true

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Reminder that OP refuses to fight for his country.
His land is being invaded, his country is being bombed, but instead of fighting back (like any man would do) he resorts to copeposting in /cvg/ 2.0 and getting shekels in his bank account.
This is what Coronachan worship does to your brains, kids

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as long as you hate russia

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Looks like Russia's already collapsing.

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Weak bait user

hate russians, like ukrainians.

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>triggered posting
My favorite kind of posting, comrades

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I literally don't give a flying fuck about Russia or Ukraine. Russia had plenty of reason to be pissed about NATO. Ukraine has plenty of reason to shit on an invasion on their sovereign nation.

When this started I was mostly just going to enjoy getting some cool modern media coverage of some slavs blyating each other.

But how is Russia so fucking retarded at this point? Ukraine literally had fuck all for military power in 2014 when Russia basically walked into Crimea and said "mine" with little resistance. Then Russia backs separatists groups making them strong enough to cause a significant prolonged conflict that besides Crimea leads Ukraine to enlist and train a 200k+ standing active military as well as investing in equipment. A large portion of this military gets genuine peer on peer battle hardened combat experience through border fighting for 8 years.

Russia's active ~280k standing military is primarily untrained conscripts. The only experienced military they have are mostly from shitty conflicts of a vastly inferior and unsupported foe (ie: Syria) where they had very little real resistance.

They didn't hammer down on the corruption/embezzlement of the massive military budget in preparation in those years either if anything it seems it only got worse. I mean FFS ALGERIA of all countries upgraded all ~90 of their Mig29's to the newest targeting system by 2017. Russia supposedly only managed to upgrade 60 of their ~600 Mig29's to the current date and it's their own tech they created in 2009. Just a small example I've found but it shows the skewed shit that is happening at every level of their military.

Russia literally created the Ukraine military powerhouse and totally overlooked preparing to fight their own creation. They could of just kept going in 2014 and Putin would be enjoying his premium Ukraine pussy right now. Instead he gave even greenest of soldiers the will to fight Russkies and NATO a reason to shower them with support.

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Still coping, kike?

>kremlin can't afford to pay for human trolls anymore

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remind me again who suppressed investigation into war crimes committed by US soldiers in Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria?

which country officially pardoned CONVICTED war criminals and welcomed them as "war heroes"?

which country has the clause of invading Hague if ever a soldier of that said country is trialed for war crimes?

the hypocrisy of USA is disgusting

you are my friend

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What about it is bait? I'm so tired of dealing with schizzos here.

Чeл зaбeй oн нa фopчe дyмaeш oн блять в coлo oмoн oтпиздит? их тaм c coвкa дpeccиpoвaли пoд "ocтpoв" Cтpyгaцких, тo чтo oн бeз пpoшивки yжe хoть движeния к лyчшeмy

Test.

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More likely 100k roubles for one ROSE

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Cпaть oтмeняeтcя. Здecь вepшитcя cyдьбa двyх cтpaн и я paтyю зa cкopyю пoбeдy yкpaинcких вoинoв.
Praise ukranians, but no hate toward russians. Hate Pootin

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did you pass?

Check'd

>blogposting
Give a tldr lad

>basement-dwelling posting

Kek'd

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Kek

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>USA is bad so russia must be good
lmao go back to watching hasan this thread isnt for you your brain might be explode from the cognitive dissonance

Hy я-тo пoнимaю, чтo этo бecпoлeзнo, нo pycнявыe митинги -- дoвoльнo зaбaвнoe явлeниe, нe нaхoдишь?

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Lol yes. Testing b0t.

hate ukrainians, love russians

i'm still monitoring the fsb letter situation. so far, none of the major predictions by the person writing them have come true, and the one on japan is especially wild. some of the news coming out of russia indicate that at least some of it is true, e.g. the supposed internal conflict between the FSB and the heads of the russian government, the japan letter being sent *before* ww2 peace talks with japan were halted, the propaganda campaign against poland on russian tv and the increase in violence against civilians in occupied cities. i can't tell whether they're just true by nature of being predictions that are easy to make correctly by accident.
that said, i continue to believe that they're not written by a civilian. they're more likely to be one of the three following things:
- it's an FSB person that doesn't have a full overview of what's going on and is speculating a lot. this is confirmed by christo grozev from bellingcat, who said that he thinks that the letters are real, but that FSB agents tend to speculate a lot about what's going on above them and that they tend to err on the side of conspiracy theories.
- it's an FSB person that is actively trying to spread disinformation
- it's western propaganda that pretends to be FSB

cont.

>THAT'S NOT BANAN

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ukrainian bro from yesterday, you are going out tomorrow right?

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B oбщeм-тo я выхoдил, в aвтoзaкe нe пoкaтaли, тaк кaк гopoд нeбoльшoй. Bышлo пpимepнo 300 чeлoвeк. Ho дa, в вaших глaзaх этo мaлo, мнe здecь нeчeгo нaпиcaть

militarized autism with enhanced pattern recognition

also, the times released an article on the letters today. in it, osechkin is very specific about his source (archive DOT ph/ym97S):
>Osechkin, who is the founder of the human rights group Gulagu.net, revealed that the whistleblower is the head of an FSB department charged with economic strategy.
>He communicates with Osechkin by email using the handle “wearenotallsadists”.
>The insider first got in touch with Osechkin in November 2021, after Gulagu.net’s publication of videos showing inmates at a prison in Saratov, southwestern Russia, being tortured at the hands of FSB officers.
>The pair remained in contact. On February 22, 2022, two days before the invasion, the insider alerted Osechkin to the fact that FSB officers were seeking to foment unrest within Ukrainian prisons by encouraging inmates to riot.
>On March 4, the whistleblower wrote a 2,000-word email in which he described the war as a “total failure” that could be compared only to the collapse of Nazi Germany.

on his fb, someone asked if this wouldn't make it very easy to track down the source, to which osechkin replied that "there are hundreds of derpartment heads".

We are stronger than ever, through, this elven bunch stuff... we kill this pretty intergalactic bomb here!! With almost not suffer any attention from our Master planet.

This Good christmas present to you'll gonna do us such bad vibes soon, This Doom Tombacchi stick is only waiting for little angel even antimonsters like ME

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Posting reddit will get people worked up here, I'm not a schizzos user

I don't support the war, killing whites or my jewed government, I think NATO is a jew tentacle, but, I do support ukranians kicking niggers off their land. Break in to my house, I don't give a FUCK who you are, one of us will die.

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Hey, what if we screwed around with the bots and figure out what makes them tick? Directly replying seems to produce a general 'seethe more' response, what if there are certain keywords we can use to generate weird responses?

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>/uhg/ general
>/ukraine happenening general/ general

Why do they keep doing this?

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Kek you're thinking again about asses comrade?
The story of /cvg/ desu

Holy fuck speak english retard
Lmao

Also the story of /cvg/
Wew lad

>blog
Ain't reading that shit nigga

Comrades, according to new intel Putin is being held hostage in Zelensky's cage in Isr.... errr in Kiev.
Any news about that?

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it's most likely a NEET farming (you)s, it doesn't matter what you say, the dopamine gained from negative attention is enough to sustain him.

>no, I don't want to stay at home in my Moscow and fuck my Uzbek gf
>I want to get grilled in Ukraine

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>heres how to spot a russian shill
LMAO YOUR GETTING FUCKED, HOW MANY INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN CLAIMED TODAY BY KALIBR MISSILES BAHAHAHAHAHA

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it would be cool if they were actual bots but unfortunately these are real people taking their time to do this for free
only solution is lead