/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #1170

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>Strikes on AFU barracks in Nikolaev actually killed 294 soldiers
>Russia: Europe will have to buy gas in roubles
>Belarus closes Ukrainian consulate in Brest and kicks out diplomats
>Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for "espionage"
>From April, Kherson is switching to the Russian rouble
>CIA glowop in Ukraine confirmed: archive.today/PFKQh - files.catbox.moe/uospmj.mp4
>DPR Military: Mariupol 50% cleared, 7k Azogs remain
>Prankster posing as Ukraine PM makes UK MoD reveal that Ukraine had nuclear weapons program t.me/mikayelbad/12386 files.catbox.moe/crrjr5.mp4
>Russian navy probing for mines close to the shore at Odessa
>Ammonia leak at Sumy plant, wind not moving towards the city
>Massive explosion rocks Retroville Mall in Kiev
>Foreign mercenaries struck near Ovruch, Zhytomyr, 100 KIA
>Purge of opposition in Ukraine
>Russian MoD confirms first combat use of hypersonic ballistic missile "Kinzhal" against AFU
>Russian Kalibr missile strikes AFU barracks in Nikolaev, killing estimated 80 Ukrainian soldiers
>Beijing asserts it won’t cave in to Washington’s pressure, which it considers irresponsible and futile
>Russian missiles have struck an aircraft repair plant in Ukraine’s western city of Lvov
>Russia takes Izyum and Rubezhnoye
>Ukie civilians claim Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol civs escaping azov
>Missile strike reported at Sarny town in Rivne region

▶Livestreams
youtu.be/iZebYm-nenY

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t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
rentry.org/chug2022
rentry.org/wx5kh (videos)

▶Ukraine Map
files.catbox.moe/4eqc41.jpg (3/19-20)

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Other urls found in this thread:

rentry.org/wx5kh
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4
weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4
t.me/ZeRada1/8045
youtube.com/watch?v=8sPGFiZ2NNY
litter.catbox.moe/3lw1tq.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=C2Yx90pytqs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

▶Webms
rentry.org/wx5kh
>Audio thread
>3 missiles strike Ukrainian positions at Kramatorsk airfield
files.catbox.moe/ouhdoj.mp4

>Interviews: Russian soldier (Mar 2nd); Donbass militia soldier (Translated by Russian dude)
files.catbox.moe/gjesmf.mp4
files.catbox.moe/j0z5qc.mp4

>Ukrainian ballistic missiles aimed at Belgorod intercepted:
files.catbox.moe/7afxrq.mp4

>Massive explosion at Retroville mall in Kiev:
files.catbox.moe/o3hbzd.webm
files.catbox.moe/nnfor3.mp4
files.catbox.moe/fplseq.webm
files.catbox.moe/4zge3a.mp4
files.catbox.moe/71xa2a.MP4
files.catbox.moe/yv2ib2.mp4
files.catbox.moe/4u785p.MP4 - Grad MLRS returning to base at the mall

>First Western Journalist In Russian-controlled Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/job94p.webm
youtube.com/c/PatrickLancasterNewsToday/videos

>Interview with Lara Logan: "We are lying about Ukraine on an epic scale"
files.catbox.moe/zou8mw.webm
>TOS-1A footage
files.catbox.moe/wpfit3.MP4
>Kadyrov_95 combat footage
files.catbox.moe/j0a93y.MP4

>Ka-52 first person, possibly Gostomel
files.catbox.moe/w8hjvo.mp4

rentry.org/wx5kh

>OP
files.catbox.moe/k55mz1.mp4

>Ukie civilian claims Azov executes civilians fleeing Mariupol
files.catbox.moe/5f3dkz.mp4 (civs escaping azov with subs)

>Rubezhnoye falls to Russian Forces/LPR
files.catbox.moe/zsq9js.MP4

>Western Mercs getting Merc'd
files.catbox.moe/lq0f5d.mp4

>Ukrainian automatic rifleman gets wounded
files.catbox.moe/3dey1d.mp4
files.catbox.moe/xh6yp7.mp4
files.catbox.moe/l4zfhe.mp4

>Combat footage from a Russian perspective
files.catbox.moe/bp38i1.mp4

>Reddit Legion held against their will, forced into penal battalions - Victory or Valhalla
files.catbox.moe/ktyabq.mp4

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▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

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Why are some people not nice! I wish they could see the good in there hearts!

stfu

cuz no pussy

Launch the nukes america, show how much you love and support ukraine. I'm waiting

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2 hours, 20 minutes until the Azov surrender deadline.

Will they finally give up, or be cut down like dogs?

>/chug/ user's translations!
Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol.
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4 NEW!

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To be nice you need to be nice to yourself, or so they say

the cig telegram is garbage

Good bakes nigger thanks.

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I'M A FAGGOT AND I LOVE ISRAELI COCK IN MY ASS. I SLURP JEWISH CUM AND PLEDGE MY LIFE TO THE ZIONIST STATE.

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Çunny

Pussy is temporary, The Machine is immortal

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no woman kiss them! Even their mother

Worry not, they aren't people. Its a blurred line between IA abomiantion and sad losers. You are fine, smile as the rest of /chug/ does.

Hey my friends! I did another translation. This time with Chechen army unit! An interview on frontline done by Izvestia.
Probably will make a sort of pastebin link later.

Interview with Kostya, Donbass militia.
files.catbox.moe/x7hubm.mp4
Russian Special Forces thanks for the support
files.catbox.moe/fk71jc.mp4
Interview of Chechen fighters near Mariupol. NEW!
files.catbox.moe/v0lg4b.mp4

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weren't they already given a surrender deadline before?

We need prime polevaulter pussy for everyone, then everyone would be nice

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Shit job, shit life, no cunny, hormone treatments.
It's unfortunate.
Hope your day was nice today, Totally not Kim.

Hello frens. I just got home from work. Hope you guys are having a better day than I am.

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Thanks for your efforts user.

God's work, mate, thank you!

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Death to globohomos!

Z!

I'm off for today frens, stay comfy, and remember the ultimatum in mariupol will end in 2 hours!

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>Give banan!

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Post the Checken videos with captured Azovs you FUCKING NIGGERS!

Z!

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Tomorrow will translate some tiktoks that i found recently. To me they are look funny/patriotic!

Wait wait wait
Mariupol falls in two hours?

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I hope you have a nice rest of your day! Relax! Have a happy evening with your family!

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>Why are some people not nice!
They have dedicated their lives to evil. They know this and lash out at others, I hope one day they can grow beyond it.

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They haven't seen the light of the Glorious leader, fren.

Someone needs to smack some sense into you Kim. Kill or be killed out here.

Thanks for baking my links!

Yes. Thank you mate.
Btw fuck /uhg/ full of raguls

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Niggers tongue my anus

#rekt

/chug/ RULES: ENFORCED BY BAKER - BEWARE

1. ONLY le based baker can bake le breads! This is strictly enforced by /chug/ jannies in training! DO NOT BAKE LE BREAD!

2. Always thank le baker! Don’t forget to toss le reddit gold to your Witcher!

3. If you are American, you must hate yourself and NEVER offer to bake le bread! Always let 3rd worlders bake le bread!

4. Don’t forget to pay attention to your friendly neighborhood Tripcode poster (these are Any Forums usernames). Give them le updoots and gold!

5. No gore! It’s icky! Yuck!

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t.me/ZeRada1/8045
>Ukraine has 5-7 days of gasoline left‼

>The situation with fuel reserves in the country is catastrophic.
>Many oil depots have been bombed, it is impossible to deliver petroleum products by sea because of the blockade of ports, the logistics of fuel delivery by land from the EU has not yet been properly adjusted, and in Europe itself there is a deficit. And we are about to have the sowing season.
>This is exactly what we were talking about. Putin is taking his time with the EWS to get another lever to put pressure on the EU - the food crisis‼

Tough times reveal true colors of people. That's why:)

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Hello frens, I hope everyone is having a good day.

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FEED ME JEWISH CUM. LONG LIVE /K/!!!!!!!

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/z/ /comfy/posting

youtube.com/watch?v=8sPGFiZ2NNY

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This is genius.

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you refer to the one with the azovs being told to say akhmat sila?

Who wants juice? We have lots of juice.Juice for everyone.
Juice

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Thanks Kim.
I don't care if you're just some guy using a proxy or a genuine DPRK intel officer, you're a good guy.

LIBERATED.COM

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Does anyone have picture of a tweet with "unconfirmed but believable sources"?

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Link to deadline.

It'll probably take longer, but they're unleashing the rapeballs in 2 hours

Putinbots were posting this map this morning. They are just making things up about Mariupol. I'm convinced little to no progress has been made there in a week.

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what info did these faggots actually find for real?

Thank you for the work, fren!

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OH NO

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1. Apologize
2. Learn to show some respect
3. Lose the memeflag

That's why we really could give Galicia to Poland as a DMZ. So raguls would be their problem.

So I have to change my monies to rubles to buy petrol now?

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Faggot troon is going to post without namefagging after the mistake in the last thread, massive kek

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Based. You crimean, druzhe?

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Kek! You actually deleted your name.
What a clown.

Great rules.
I’ll bake the next bread.

Donbass fighting really does look like colorized WWI photos

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>mutt still mad

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2 hours, 16 minutes until Mariupol surrender deadline
>2 hours, 16 minutes until Mariupol surrender deadline
2 hours, 16 minutes until Mariupol surrender deadline
>2 hours, 16 minutes until Mariupol surrender deadline

thank you great leader, for beautifying our world

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Russia, you know what to do.
>U.S President Biden is to make a surprise visit to the border of Poland and Ukraine in the next 24 hours as he arrives to Europe to meet NATO leaders.

Let's just get this fucking show on the road, boys

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the cia prefers making shit up over actual intelligence gathering. much easier, and if someone threatens to make you do it properly you can just kill then

Imposter

/uhg/ is very angry at us for making fun of their shitty logo (also there's the fact they're realizing how bad ukies are losing now).
Apologizes for their rudeness try your best to ignore them

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I sure do love juice.

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Well... pretty sure they got close enough to a point where an actual government-backed hacker group spooked them, and so they went silent.

But, obviously, I don't know for sure.

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NO I'M RIGHT HERE I LOVE COCK

the 100% real 60mil russian deaths

Why is r/ukraineconflict so biased. IS there a reddit sub that discusses this war without the nonstop shilling and bleeding heart fags?

Yes

Sauce

what happens after that if they don't surrender?

I want some juice but i forgot the name of it...
It's starting with C

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Where are all the people? Each time I see photos from NK, the streets are completely empty.

Comfy

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> a genuine DPRK intel officer
That's what I choose to believe. Way cooler that way

I'm quite partial to juice

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Can someone else confirm this?

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Yeah about that "making things up" thing...

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some people did that for 8 years, that's like 2 fucking world wars, can't imagine the grit

That first video breaks my heart. This kid was 16 when it started. He has been fighting for more than 6 years, losing an eye and a leg, and still lifts his rifle every day to protect his home.

The west does not have men to compare to this man. I hope he sees peace soon and has a large family.

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They really want war didn't they ?

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Source to deadline

any kino air-to-air, ass-to-ass goodness? I need some IRL Ace Combat!

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Yes user that's totally how it works. Better stock up!

I don’t know why people attack me when I say good things! I am sorry! I only wish to spread positivity!

Pacification via military-technical means of course.

No. It's either for Ukraine or youre banned.

Yeah, I'm not too clear on what happened with that

Z! Any have a nice day or night.

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Reddit is a lost cause. Has been for a while

>what happens after that if they don't surrender?

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i forgive you nigga

I-Is it cunny juice?
Any more reliable salsa?
"We won't accept any surrender after the deadline".
I'm hoping azovstal gets thermobaricly fucked.

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Powerful

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Pacific theater here we come

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lol

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Prove you're from north korea

>Spend 40 years exporting your country's entire manufacturing sector to China
>Embargo them

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I unironically wish it to be true. Let the industry come back to us. Let people prosper again.

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You're a great person, Kim! You are loved because you are kind and support the working class of the world!

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Don't listen to them Kim, they are trying to demoralise you, be yourself

he isnt

Nothing. With 40K casulties Russians can't do any serious operations anymore. That's why they're begging for surrender.

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You're always positive Kim!
Don't attack our Kim!

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>Legendary hacker group

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I wish Germoney of Glorious France ruled Europe so them and Russia could just tidily divide spheres of influence. We'd have gas, they'd have the Ukraine. Win win.

In stead we are a US colony and they are using us as fodder to expand the NATO empire. This sucks.

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What will be the media cope when Mauripol falls?
Two more weeks for Steinerenko's counterattack?

they only use that area to get arms and supplys to insurgents. you fuck your self in the ass by doing that.

if you catch poland shiping ammo and weapons to ukraine over its own border you got them by the balls. otherwise they claim it fall of the truck while trying to supply nato peace keepers.

Powerful

SVINOREZ
ZA DONBASSE

Citrus

Measures might be taken to ensure future cooperation from similar groups.

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Wasn't there already a surrender ultimatum 2 days ago? The Ukrainians rejected it.

Thanks my friend. Don't think about mean people too much. I wish you all very best friend!

Here ya go

at work of course. or at a designated leisure place

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R/c9mbatfootage is the closest you'll get, but even there the hive mind has the majority

We have lots of juice. Its tasty. Try our juice please...

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denazification

litter.catbox.moe/3lw1tq.mp4
I just spent half of the thread looking for a shitty video

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Don't worry kim, you are doing a good job at spreading positivity.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>The British Ministry of Defense asked YouTube to remove the recording of a conversation between Minister Ben Wallace and the prankster Lexus (Alexei Stolyarov), who impersonated Ukrainian Prime Minister Denis Shmygal. In its statement, the agency said that the videos pose "a significant risk to the national security of Great Britain. In the videos, Wallace said that the United Kingdom would support Ukraine if it starts developing its own nuclear program.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maybe shots are just after sunrise.

Disregard these people. Behind every bitter man is a soul desperate to find the light again.

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They get liberated

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Don't take it personally bro, they are so angy now because they are losing and being mean in the internet it's all what they've got

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Based and checked.

This is why I think the source is bullshit. The US (and most western european countries for that matter) would collapse in a few months if they decided to embargo China.

roll

You don't get it. Our raguls are just like your uraloids
I prefer a fair fight between our nations. Decent ukrainians vs decent russians

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Kostya broke my heart.

You could have saved her, /chug/...

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In the end of the video, "he died at may 16".

>anime reactor
Бpyх

blessed
youtube.com/watch?v=C2Yx90pytqs