it says to come to the nearest draft station immediately or I'll face up to 10 years in prison wtf
I just found a draft letter in my mailbox
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Just be careful, the guardsmen get really horny these days
Translate your moon runes to a real language like English
brake some fingers
>01.10.2019
i told you ruski bros
get out of russia asap
Time distortion. Your eyes have traveled back in time. It's just Russian disinformation. The paper is a Russian agent.
Russian calendars work differently okay?
Draftable males can't get out realistically from Russia right now
Also, there is rumors that codemonkeys(even not draftable) are having face-to-face talks with FSB on borders on topic why they are leaving.
Well you’re already a few years late.
Russian snail mail
COVID really slowed down mail delivery.
Do art for me
I can claim you're an artist seeking asylum
[email protected]
find a beekeeper, take a few bees and sting yourself on the knees, finger joints and elbows
Show up there all swollen up and claim you have rheumatic arthritis
No need to thank me.
>2019
Ukrainian bot-farms working overtime.
I hope FSB puts you away for 15 years.
Imagine being a traitor.
>2019
ah yeah, but 2019?
Ha ha faggot. War is not so based now. On the bright side, you will get to see what the inside of a buchanka looks like (before an nlaw or javelin rips it to shreds).
we're still living in 2019 bro
covid? what's that?
>01.10.19
>name is not hidden
>address is hidden, yet address of military draft center’s address is not(you can conclude easily Moscow region where draftee lives from it easily)
>”for clarification of documents on military reserve status”, which means “to check whether your exemption is still working one, or, if you served already, just checking on you”
You should try harder
Mapшo?
a guy I know just left for vienna with no problems 'sides plane ticket ones
anecdotal evidence, i know
>01/10/2019 // 09:00
When you cross the border immediately start screaming "palyanitsya" and "i'm lost"
Is that when you raise your skirt and Vice has their photo?
bye bye vodkanigger
I'd take 10 years in prison, it says "up to" as well meaning it's probably a bullshit scare tactic.
Banzai Ivans
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That’s not a draft notice, it’s a debt collection notice for all of your unpaid vodka purchases.
GYPSY GASLIGHTING STRIKES AGAIN
>report on ... 2019
*sigh*
moonrunes don't help your LARP
This post proves how many faggot shills there are.
Got same crap in Crimea. Don't let them scare you. Flee from the country or start making Molotovs. It's do or die now, good luck.