/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General: #1063

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>israeli sources claim Shoigu tried as a western spy
>Zelensky asked US to hold sanctions against Abramovich because he can be useful as a "mediator in negotiations"
>U.S. government fornally accuses RU forces of war crimes in Ukraine
>RU defence minister Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems’
>Putin adviser Chubais quits over UA war and leaves Russia
>Smoke over RU embassy in Poland
>Anti-RU cauldron forming west of Kyiv
>Mariupol skirmishes continue
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say, as RU advancement is stalled on most fronts
>CCP ambassador to the US has said his country is not sending weapons to Russia for use in Ukraine, but he did not definitively rule out the possibility in the future
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

▶Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=ek1bqrms6ls
youtube.com/watch?v=911cntbvPBU
▶Telegram Channels
rentry.org/telosint
t.me/s/strelkovii
▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source as of 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers died in Ukraine and 16,153 were injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html ( github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine )
twitter.com/Skawtish
twitter.com/Osinttechnical
twitter.com/Militarylandnet

▶/uhg/ OP Template
rentry.org/uhg2022

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twitter.com/ignis_fatum/status/1506706376227180544
files.catbox.moe/ok0ohx.mp4
youtu.be/ekeq4szDmJo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

....nope

Hello /cvg/ discord comrades
I can feel it in my feefees that we're gonna win the Enemy, for sure this time
Praise Yahweh and Coronachan, for the glory of Israel!

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A Russian soldier died today. Therefore, it is a good day

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Russia won.

>Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems’
That doesn't sound good. 4 him!

it's fucking over for us hoholbros...

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Daily reminder to ignore meme flag posts

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>Shoigu is a western spy
Claim made by joos
mobile.twitter.com/terror_alarm/status/1506660682552520716

>About two weeks ago aleged leaked call between Putin and Shoigu surfaced
Link with PL subs
chmura.badhabbitsmusic.pl/s/ypR23qMcBXTW3kt

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russians tongue my anus

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I kek'd
Missed you Argiebro
Wink wink

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At this point, I can't think of any way that Russia would be able to leave this conflict as a "victory". Even if they capture Kiev, they get nothing out of it. Putin fucked his country up for no benefit.

He's a spy for Imperial Japan

Op this you?

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>israeli sources claim Shoigu tried as a western spy
He hasn't been around since 11th of March, the only sources kikes have exist in their head
Also
>citing jews as a source

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POOtin tongues my anus, slava ukraini

dare I say "our guy"

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NO NOT HIM

>
Russians go to hell

nah I am in here

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Where is he then

>Link with PL subs
Can you summarize?

>leaked call between Putin and Shoigu surfaced
It was called deep fake since 1st day

Russia's strategy should possibly make some gains in donbass and try to hold the territories they have
they wont be getting farther than this

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen, this has to be a parody, right? Seems like something from Tim & Eric

2 more weeks, that's all russia needs

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/cvg/ comrades, when are we taking the sixth gazillionth booster shot from Pfizer?
This war is really getting tiring...

Thought on this guy?

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streamable.com/nu36c6

>>citing jews as a source
it is highlighted that the sources are israeli, so calm your boypussy down

>shithead
huilo = dickhead

Expectation....

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Julio César BTFO forever

Holy shit, it's suddenly so much funnier when I imagine it as a Tim & Eric sketch

>The OP
>Russia's progress

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Reality...

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>Tyres
Blown
>Rations
Out of date
>Fuel
Sold
>VDV
Dead
>Rifles
Attachmentless
>Helmets
From WW2
>Meds
Only bandages
>Trucks
Commandeered
>Tanks
Tractored
>Supplies
Strained
>1 Ruble
= 1 Ruble

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I want the uncensored version.

The Perminator

they actually got shit going on in the whole ml sector though

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>Shoigu tell me if everything is good
>According to the plan herr Putler
>Ok
Because?

Homocop

Scatman John?

Friendly reminder that his country is being invaded but he refuses to fight. Instead he prefers to shill in /cvg/ 2.0 and copepost about the Cope of Kiev while Putin has his way
Take a minute to process that, comrades

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twitter.com/ignis_fatum/status/1506706376227180544

> tank runs into a bus in donetsk

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expectations - documentation together with the POWs
reality - VPN kremlincuck posts epic actor videos

What happened to /chug/?

Пoнимaeшь в чём цимec cитyaции.
C oднoй cтopoны зyмepы pocли yжe в ycлoвиях cклaдывaющeйcя инфopмaциoннoй изoляции и нaчaлa, тoгдa eщё мягкoй, цeнзypы и дeйcтвитeльнo нe видeли Poccии бeз Пyтинa.
Ho c дpyгoй cтopoны, в Poccии, кaк бы гpoмкo нe кyкapeкaли пpo пococaть, пpo пoбeдy, пpи Пyтинe ни в нyлeвыe, ни в дecятыe, ни в двaдцaтыe, тaк и нe был кaк-тo paзвeнчaнa идeя пoтpeблeния и кoмфopтa. Пpo "зaтянyть пoяca" пиздят пpeждe вceгo чинyши, oлигapхи и дeдкoбaбки, кoтopыe нocтaльгиpyют пo CCCP. Boт к этoмy дaлeкo нe вcё зyмepьё cтaнeт пpивыкaть c блaгoдapнoй yлыбкoй

do NOT google 'бpoня coтник'

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>conscripts
dead
>gasoline
stolen
>russian army
drunk
>chechens
on their way
>Syrian mercenaries
hired to fight Europeans
>china
help no
>car
Scooby van
>Putin
hungry for banana

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imagine surrendering to Russians, I hope that at least Ukrainian anons here know that certain death is a better alternative right?

Anyone else feel sad for russians as well as ukrainians
I have a very low tolerance for seeing other people suffer and be humiliated

>Communication
Unencrypted
>Era
Self-sabotaged
>Chechens
In Belarus
>Azov
Alamo'd
>Grozny
Remembered
>Commanders
Fragged
>Generals
5 feet under
>YOOOOO
ROSSIYA
>Morale
Rock bottom
>Plan
All according to
>Strelkov
Blackpilled
>Putin
Who can really say?

2 hours until shills shift will end

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probably got deleted for non-politic and CP posting again

it spiraled into anime shitposting

Lol holy shit the western media is cringe. I didn't even notice, just looked for some qt3.14

Feels like this can't be true. He tells him he has two days to solve it, and do the encirclements and shit. And that the sanctions put them 20 years behind, the plan is already proving millions times worse than anticipated and that everyone in the West is livid and thinks they're fascists.

No way this is real..
Its too good to be true.

a lot of ukro coping a lot

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA

this thread needs more T-I-G-E-R-S posting

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>Because
Weird shifts between letters in some words.

look who we have here - some Dagis! did our army capture Dagis before?

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Nothing ever happens

if that guy is a spy it would explain why everything went to shit quickly for Russia or this is ultra coping

...

Dude. Why exactly aren't you fighting?
Don't you think it's a bit faggy to copepost on an imageboard while your country is being raped?
For reals comrade

>moor posting

>leafposting

>muttposting

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Never forget who you are fighting for.

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Thanks bro

this whore will never replace azov chan

At least someone appreciates my OC.

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someone posted CP and now they're all too busy jerking off, they'll be back shortly

>I hope that at least Ukrainian anons here know that certain death is a better alternative right?
People sure talk tough and funny behind a keyboard

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still have memeflags filtered. sorry.

I can't find photos of our females captured in Irpin/Bucha. That girl with pig tails.

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Tы пoнимaeшь?

OMG OMG OMG IT'S HAPPENING UKIE
GHOST OF KIEV IS COUNTER ATTACKING WITH WATER BALLOONS

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>the only sources kikes have exist in their head
Moussad usually know what they're talking about, Ivan.
>inb4 Amerikanner
Their intelligence-gathering and infiltration are good enough they've kneecapped the Iranian nuclear program some dozen times, it doesn't happen through wish-casting.

its ultra coping. but if this is the line the russians end up going with, within one week all of the cumchuggers will have accepted it, nevermind the fact that they insisted the war was going splendid the whole time

Shoigu too busy prepping for the annexation of Finland.

As the spring comes
Snow fades away
And so does the nation

here is the proof that they are from Dagestan

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dont feel bad for russians they literally bring suffering upon themselves, has been the case for hundreds of years, if only so they can write sad songs and books about the misery they just cant seem to escape (hint its because theyre the ones causing it)

files.catbox.moe/ok0ohx.mp4

Again the barbaric hohols commiting war crimes in the non-related to putin and free republic of Donetsk.

Left one is enjoying it.

Its over , Even if you Block Russia, you will never defeat them , Z

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that one guy on the left looks like he's just happy he doesn't have to fight anymore

I also think theyre good. You got some taste.

Kek
The more i see of tv zelensky the more i rate the guy

Dudayev

I believe you, sorry

Uga bubu?

>blogposting
Tldr?

>whateverposting

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true face of russian liberators from nazis

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Let's go boys

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>VDV guide book

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I bet he's already dead. Won't believe in any trial even if the Russian media says so without video footage

I bet suicide covered up

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nice

N-NOOOOOOOO

>How did Any Forums react when Putin btfo faggots with the Anti-Gay law in 2013
>How did Any Forums react when Putin btfo Soros out of Russia in 2015
>How did Any Forums react when Putin btfo globohomo and help can’t mossad the assad

/uhg/ tell me again when and why did Any Forums hate Putin?
>protip: Any Forums is pro-putin

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You have no idea what Russians do to POWs, your sheltered Muslim mind can't comprehend Slav on Slav atrocities

Guys a perverted loon, something us brits are used to dealing with. Kek

>bong pervert posting
Kek gross

>kraut enters the party

It's happening comrades.
The Cope Of Kiev is here ready to nuke Moscow

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pervert!

>responds to every fucking post to assert "expertise" over the thread
>calls 4 sentences "blogposting"
Not making the best of Russian education, are you, Vlad?

Luis Vuitton makes missiles?

when you kill 1000 russian tanks you unlock a golden ATGM skin

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Someone translatem

This post is fake

>while your country is being raped

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>today i will remind them
Putin sings blueberry hill
youtu.be/ekeq4szDmJo

then why does putin keep posting uhg?

Can I see some proof of these atrocities performed on POWs?

because he has nukes pointed where I live and acts like a nigger, do I need more of a reason than that?

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If not for the documents, I would have thought that they were Ukrainians. Ukrainians literally look like gypsies