A massage parlor in my area is posting on Instagram pics like pic related

It means they are transgender. Go set the place afire.

>massage parlor

T down

Is it a guy

Why are you a degenerate?

Are you going to slip off the condom and do the traditional?

clearly they're patriotic girls trying to help out Greece's economy. You should go down there and thank them in person.

handjobs

go the parlor and find out
user will wait itt for you to post details

You filthy sinner.

First one says "beautiful good mornings"

This one says "who said Tuesdays are dull? With us nothing is dull, come to our place"

Generally they don't write anything revealing

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No she’s a woman. I’ve seen her before, definitely a real pussy.
Girls think I’m ugly, a guy needs pussy sometimes user
No that’s rape.

Based whore.

Guys if you ever come to Greece for vacation check first bourdela.com/, for all the brothels in town

This is a woman.

why would anyone need to go to greece for vaccination and what does that have to do with brothels?

report them

Average burger

>are burgers really this stupid

You go there to get vaccinated against not having VD

Imagine being a fucking rat lmao.

not all countries have got all 4 climate zones and 83 genders within their borders

>Generally they don't write anything revealing
Is this some sting operation? Is there any risk of you being in legal trouble if you go get a massage and fuck the masseuse

Politic?

Damn, whores really be into mathematic these days fr fr

It seems like a honeypot.

At least in the US cops will always get you to agree to sex before meeting. At massage parlors you usually just lay naked on the table and put extra money and the girls will start fucking you. A cop would ask something retarded like “is this money for sex?” And then you just act disgusted and get dressed and leave.

Sex is overrated. I can't imagine paying for it kek

I swore you had 4 climate zones in Germany

Happy endings

Good mornings, sounds like a similar thing to "happy endings" it's obviously a prostitution joint - no shit, anyway prostitution is a dirty thing and you are a degenerate panos.

Have you ever fucked an escort though? They’re usually pretty good at making you feel really good.

Dirty whores.

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I'm noticing more of us are whoremongers. I became one 5 months ago because I was getting too old to be a virgin. Tough times.

youre trying too hard bro, cringy af

My happy ending you mean?
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I can't imagine fuckin a hooker, it's like asking for aids

1 CORINTHIANS 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

I never really enjoyed them in the 5 times I've been. I mostly used a condom, so that's probably it, but I don't want diseases. Should I pay for thigh/boob/footjobs?

Is it better to sin against your own body, or against others?

My dick is the vaccine for greek insolence & unpayed denbts.

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It’s tough mang. I’m trying to plan and figure out how to move to the Philippines and get me a nice Asian wife.

If you wear a condom you’re mostly safe. Genital herpes is actually pretty rare in higher quality escorts, they don’t want STDs either.

Meant reply to I'm pretty sure "good mornings" is terminology used in Thailand etc. For a blowjob, so filthy.

Be there soon

the sad thing is i absolutely love shitposting as an american because i can say the most retarded stuff in the world but it will be completely believable because that is how far my country has fallen. it's my only consolation at this point, that little tingle i feel in my penis as i successfully roleplay a post in the life of some muttburger piece of shit on Any Forums.

ELAAS!!!! ELAAAAAAS!!!!!!1

Pussy in a condom feels better than a hand job in my opinion. I don’t know, find someone better. The escort I see kisses and grinds her body all over me and grabs my balls real gently.