/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General: #1061

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>RU defence minister Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems’
>Putin adviser Chubais quits over UA war and leaves Russia
>RU forces stalled at most fronts, aside from some advances through small villages
>Smoke over RU embassy in Poland
>Potential anti-RU cauldron forming west of Kyiv
>Ammonia leak at Sumy factory after RU strike
>UA forces in Mariupol refuse RU offer to surrender, skirmishes still continue
>"Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital & major cities & force regime change has failed, -
>War will likely descend into phase of bloody stalemate that could last for months." ISW say
>CCP ambassador to the US has said his country is not sending weapons to Russia for use in Ukraine, but he did not definitively rule out the possibility in the future
>CCP's Xi: Ukraine crisis is something we don't want to see; China and US should cooperate for world peace
>Putin says Russia's military operation in Ukraine is a 'success'

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▶INTELLIGENCE
web.archive.org/web/20220321131726/https://www.kp.ru/online/news/4672522 (RU state source as of 21 March: 9,861 Russian army soldiers died in Ukraine and 16,153 were injured)
odin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)
understandingwar.org/publications (unbiased defence analysis, 2 reports a day)
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html ( github.com/leedrake5/Russia-Ukraine )
twitter.com/Skawtish
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twitter.com/CarlaBabbVOA/status/1506628948138078214
oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html
odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-3.22-001-010:b
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10642949/Furious-Putin-begins-witch-hunt-inner-circle-growing-wary-close-allies.html
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putins-defence-minister-vanishes-26536281
youtube.com/watch?v=4E-XwBe9mRM
youtube.com/watch?v=3BZEu6cOFJs
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hello

>Potential anti-RU cauldron forming west of Kyiv
QRD?

>TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT THE.... VDV!

Big News: pbs.org/newshour/world/nato-7000-to-15000-russian-troops-dead-in-ukraine

30,000-50,000 Russian casualties and it hasn't even been a whole month.

It would be so fucking hilarious to see China in a war like this.

I mean, imagine, the russians get fucked already by their Chinese tires. Think of how fucked a military would be if ALL their equipment was made with Chinese quality.
The MREs alone are gonna knock their own soldiers out.
Any sort of engineering effort on the front is just gonna fall apart like that emergency hospital that they built when covid first started.

SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE

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>Do you think quality of life in Ukraine could improve over the post-soviet standards that it had? How did other countries in a similar situation fare historically?
Absolutely. There's going to be a ton of investment in reconstructing Ukraine after the war, and Ukraine will exit its wishy-washy state of purgatory "caught-between-east-and-west" and align itself more directly with the west. They can serve as another nice buffer with Russia, and free trade deals will likely be signed that allow Ukraine to flourish.

...if things keep going as poorly for Russia as they are now.

/uhg/ - communists, trannies, kike and fags, supports Ukraine

/chug/ - regular Any Forums users, prefers Russia like most normal people

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post-war reality be like
Map I made about the possible partition of Ukraine, in event of a capitulation.
I went full Berlin conference mode there so feel free to troll me for being a map autist.
Red = russia
Orange = Donbass reps + novorossia
Yellow = NUkraine
Green = Bielorussia
White = moldova (traded for Transnistria + neutrality agreement )
Blue = Romania
Brown = Hungary >repel Trianon !
Red&white checkers = Poland
NB : The three former got it in exchange of recognition of the new statut quo


files.catbox.moe/hodw50.png

Anyone have a better version of this? The letter gradient is really off-putting.

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RIP shoigook

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...

were*

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Russian cannonfodder keeps going down through the age groups.

We about to show them technique that we learned in holodomor.

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"Elite" paratroopers are glorified riot police. They were used as airborne only in Hungary 1956 and Czechoslovakia 1968. In Ukraine 2022 they expected to route a mutiny but faced a regular army and were destroyed

/uhg/ - exists
/chug/ - doesnt
LOLOLOLOLOL

how can you eat this

>Inb4 he flees west with all the money

Unpopular opinion on Any Forums: I like Ukrainians, they are nice people.

Oof, 10 000 russians got REKT by trannies from reddit.

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Azov battalion tanks fighting in Mariupol

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OH NO NO NO

oof

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Should have added chug nuked

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Here you go

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Crispy Russian

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>the image that killed /uhg/

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Asking this again because I'm not getting an answer:
Other than what it gets from the West, what war materiel can Ukraine produce itself, and how much of it quickly?

Snails aren't too different from clams once they're cleansed. Try em with garlic butter.

>china deploys 2 mil soldiers
>don't have anyway to supply them
>they cannibalism makes a comeback in mainland china
>hongkongers and tawainese people all move to canada as refugees to avoid the cannibal hordes

>FIGHTING

YOU MEAN FIRING AT THEIR OWN CIVILIANS AS USUAL?

Does shoigu doomposting have a point, or he is just drunk on caviar fucking some whores?

fresh footage of bayraktars

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So, who in the top brass of Russia is actually alive and visible?
MoD is disappeared.
FSB glowie got arrested.
Some generals were arrested.
Central bank chief is working while her family are kept hostage in an undisclosed location.

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Ask /chug/ to get their dedicated graphic artist to improve it.

>>Smoke over RU embassy in Poland
Perhaps the conclave elected a new ambassador.

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/chug/ = slithering pedo deleted rats

By the way, riot police from Vladimir got fucked, apparently they got their entire convoy including all their riot helmets and shields.

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Nothing ever happens

>hohol colours

kill yourself globohomo vermin

Scraping the barrel

captured russian vehicle

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WHY DO YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE A BOOMER?

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b...but Russia said they shot them all down?

How can you not ?

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Is he OK?

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i commend your autism desu

>HOT BITCH SAYS "THE BOYS ARE ON STAND BY"
twitter.com/CarlaBabbVOA/status/1506628948138078214
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!

>/chug/ - regular Any Forums users
That tells you everything you need to know.

>RU defence minister Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems’
Can somebody provide me with a source

also got this from ruskis

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What do UGH and CHUG even mean?
t. newfag

> drunk on caviar fucking some whores
For 11 days while war is going? Unlikely. But maybe just a coincidence, got ill from hard work.

wow this is gay.

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Are we sure that's a russian though? Only Russia uses weapons capable of causing such burns. (TOS-1)

PANTS ON FIRE!!!

Policeniggers and Rosgvardia deserve to get killed more then the soldiers tbf.

Lmao they splitting now

Back you go pedo

Slava Ukraini, simple as.

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>willfully consuming invertebrates

we already donated pic related to you guys but you faggots had to go and try to be original

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I hope he is ok now

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>6 gorrilion civilians eaten
>victory

>muh logos
>muh logos in colours of sides of conflict
just track the fucking war holy shit

leave identity politics at your discord servers, both you and whoever else is afraid to look at the losses, like losses documented at oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html

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>Ask /chug/
no. I managed to make it look half decent. Really don't like the color pallet though.

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oh no russia is attacking my precious globohomerino! I must send ukraine more weapons to fight russian nazis.
odysee.com/@Realfake_Newsource:9/RFNS-3.22-001-010:b

You fighting?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10642949/Furious-Putin-begins-witch-hunt-inner-circle-growing-wary-close-allies.html

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putins-defence-minister-vanishes-26536281

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>/uhg/ mostly white
>/chug/ tranime faggots from subhuman hellholes

We're almost 1 month into this 2 hours special military operation in Ukraine

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Have you tried octopus or clams?
It has a similar texture.
The dirty secret: they don't really have a taste of their own, all taste comes from sauces and spices.

Hot damn that is disgusting

DAMN that's a lot of loot drops.

Can someone put the Russian army flag on that snail? And make the tomato into Mariupol?

/chug/ - Russian troll farm shills, low information spamming and trolling

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>/uhg/ - communists
Imagine believing this HAHAHAHA

based
#BBTL
bring back the logo

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The image the castrated chug.

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we knew this already user

Thanks fren

>Communication
Unencrypted
>Era
Self-sabotaged
>Chechens
In Belarus
>Azov
Alamo'd
>Grozny
Remembered
>Commanders
Fragged
>Generals
5 feet under
>YOOOOO
ROSSIYA
>Morale
Rock bottom
>Plan
All according to
>Strelkov
Blackpilled
>Putin
Who can really say?

>Western Hemisphere wakes up
>/chug/faggots suddenly show up
yeah

Not saying there will be a huge political change in Russia in this generation but I see they have a flag for it. Symbols always help because they specify the movement if that makes sense and make it more unified.

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i can't really answer in any broad sense, but i know that ukraine has an arms industry (manufacture the Tavor) and an armored vehichle one (i can recall at least two russian strikes on Ukranian tank factories, and some firm had an experimental AFV that was deployed to the front in the second week (pic related)
there was also a video that showed car mechanics in Kiev taking mounted machine guns off of captured RF AFVs and converting them into man-portable machine guns for use by Ukraine. probably of no strategic significance, but i find industrial cottage industries interesting.

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>RU defence minister Sergei Shoigu vanishes ‘with heart problems
When the cup of tea spiked with a combo of Polonium and Novitchok you've just drunk kicks in too hard. What a rush.

>red font on blue background
Please stop it, seriously, memes in OP are sufficient, don't bother with that autism

pretty good actually.

cute snail
pls don't eat it frenchy

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>Muh VAL
Burgers will be all over Spetsnaz gear on ebay soon

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You could say its Director's cut

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Daisy Dukes. Is it that warm in Ukraina?

I remember when putin disappeared for 20 days and nothing happened

Пocлe вoйны coбиpaюcь пepeeхaть в Укpaинy. Heиpoничнo caмыe хpaбpыe cлaвянe. Кaкиe пoдвoдныe кaмни?

You dont know what you are talking about, you sound like you are 14 years old.

Agreed. it's only a marginal improvement.
Would you happen to have that template?

It has to be at 1000 time slower speed to represent the performance of the Russian army, then.

>castrate your own meme
>w-we owned /chug/!
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA

Lukashenko's attack will bring things under control

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they all just get burned out from all the work stress, you know

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>/chug/ are contrarian anti-white faggots siding with jewed Russia's mongoloid cannon fodder
Figures. You faggots are just mentally ill mutts.

Russian language. Better start learning mova.

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>that color scheme

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What's the daily harvest on Chornobaïvka looking like?

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Must be tiresome stealing all of that money from the military.

i got warmer about week ago, now its gone from winter war to mud one.

тeбя нe выпycтят yжe cкopee вceгo

пiдвoдних нiяких, дo pociйcькoї тyт люди нopмaльнo вiднocятьcя aлe кpaщe вивчи мoвy

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>Symbols always help
Only if it becomes part of changing ideology
Russian people doesn't need de-nationalisation, it needs de-moscowisation

>tranime
Japan stands with Ukraine
youtube.com/watch?v=4E-XwBe9mRM

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I don't think people who actually make decisions ever had official positions in army/government. Like Prigozhin, who controls media, is a literal nobody, "private businessman" who owns a food company that supplies schools and kindergartens, etc. Head of Putin's mercenaries Utkin is a retired spy with no alleged job. Pretty sure all the larpers in security council are actors with no real influence. Maybe Lavrov knows something, but hardly has any influence on decisions made in kremlin.

>mechanics in Kiev taking mounted machine guns off of captured RF AFVs and converting them
>probably of no strategic significance
Not insignificant, Forgotten Weapons recently made specials about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=3BZEu6cOFJs
youtube.com/watch?v=fd98XcRm0bM

I'm pretty certain Putin might get JFK'd. Let's just hope it's also Televise. Imagine how kino that would be.

In some places - warm enough for some flowers to bloom
look really good growing yhrough all the mud (and burned orcs)

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Poдaки ecть?

you liked my original joke huh user? hehe

That was in usual peaceful time. Maybe he was ill with flu. Or had botox injection.
This time more suspicious because coincidence with war going on.

Time will show anyway.

They also produce bull pup chasis for their AKs in greater numbers than their Tavir clones. They also produce AR15 and AR10 rifles and ammo from the same company, UKROP. Their MIC has been busy the last 8 years.

>Val
This stuff is pretty old. Never saw Vihr in this war, wonder if it's used there.

NATO pronouns:
>ze, zer
Russian pronouns:
>was, were

the first shill posts are truly classic

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taking cooking advice from anglo saxon

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field marshal: unappointed
Z: predicted this
plan: trusted
casualties: unreported
gas: paid in rubble
kremlin: reichstagged

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More white instead of red means less Red Russia and more White Russa (aka the real one).

>"Guys we need to protect Ethnic Russians they are literally being genocided by X as we speak guys."
>Invade shit country with the '2nd most powerful army in the world'
>Take horrendous casualties fighting sub-human peasants that would be completely unacceptable to any other army in the entire world
>End up having to take limited peace terms and end up having to say that this was the plan all along
>ZOG Hawks have to come up with some sort of cover that Russia is somehow still a serious threat and not a complete joke to justify NATO's existence
>Repeat and learn literally nothing from military experience because they kill all their generals who don't suck olicock
Why did anyone fall for the ZOG propaganda that Russia isn't a joke. This literally happened in Georgia already.

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I actually wanted to move in 23-24 since i am half ukrainian and fuck living in mordor, but now i am scared of their obvious future hostility.

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Just a scratch...

It's a nice flag, too.
Same colours as Finland and Galicia, my favourites.

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do you only speak in buzzwords or are you just that vapid?

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>A BUDGET BINLAND FLAG

I think I saw a pic of russian snipers using nagants

У мeня мнoгo yкpaинcких дpyзeй, oднa дeвoчкa дaжe в мoeм гopoдe жилa, нo пpишлocь вepнyтьcя из-зa вoйны. Taм, дyмaю, eщё лeт дecять мoжнo бyдeт гoвopить нa pyccкoм, a в тeчeниe этoгo вpeмeни и выyчy. Cинтaкcиc жe oбщий
Heт, нo фaмилия yкpaинcкaя, лoл. Кpoмe лoяльнocти к yкpaинcкoмy нapoдy и любви к кyльтype ничeм пoхвacтaтьcя нe мoгy